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Standingovation
Posted 2006-01-22 4:12 PM (#268248)
Subject: Cliff & Martins at NAMM



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Cliff was so impressed playing the Martin guitars at my house that he couldn't wait to get to NAMM and relieve his joy ...

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Slipkid
Posted 2006-01-22 4:44 PM (#268249 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM



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That's pretty funny.
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cruster
Posted 2006-01-22 4:48 PM (#268250 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM


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Did any of the guys from the acoustic guitar forum see you doing that?
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noah
Posted 2006-01-22 4:54 PM (#268251 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM



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Now we know why they were looking for the two of you.
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MWoody
Posted 2006-01-22 4:58 PM (#268252 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM



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My vote is for the backside on next year's OFC Calendar!
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Slipkid
Posted 2006-01-22 4:59 PM (#268253 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM



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I can see some sensitivity training in Cliff's future.
Tolerance bro....tolerance.
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noah
Posted 2006-01-22 4:59 PM (#268254 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM



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Doesn't look like there was anyone around to offend...
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cruster
Posted 2006-01-22 5:02 PM (#268255 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM


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In that case, someone needs to post that pic over there. ;)
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noah
Posted 2006-01-22 5:06 PM (#268256 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM



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Are you suggesting to look for someone to offend?
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cruster
Posted 2006-01-22 5:11 PM (#268257 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM


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Suggesting? Nah. Inciting, I think, is the word. :D
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-01-22 5:45 PM (#268258 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM


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What's entirely too frightning...Cliff and I wear the same shoes...

(impervious to pee)
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2006-01-22 6:57 PM (#268259 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM


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I'm trying to figure out the shirt.
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moody, p.i.
Posted 2006-01-22 7:24 PM (#268260 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM


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What was great was watching people walking by and slipping in the residue......
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-01-22 7:42 PM (#268261 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM


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That's whatcha call, "One Minute Martinizing"

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Wuzhizzoner
Posted 2006-01-22 8:29 PM (#268262 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM


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Somehow, I don't think Martin will be using that photo for the cover of their sales brochure!
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Tony Calman
Posted 2006-01-22 8:33 PM (#268263 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM



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'course, Dave might have taken exception if it was a slothead.
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Standingovation
Posted 2006-01-22 8:37 PM (#268264 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM



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How right you are!
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Phil Wong
Posted 2006-01-23 8:41 AM (#268265 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM


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Hey!! Where's the handle to flush?
Cliff is showing off again. :eek: Did you ever notice that people with ""large members" usually don't mind standing further away from the urinal?
Cliff, you must have good aim, because the hole is so low to the ground. :) :D
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schroeder
Posted 2006-01-23 5:38 PM (#268266 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM


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So where is The Urinator? Did he get left behind at NAMM? Did Dave tell the Martin Fan Club where he was staying? Should we send flowers?
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gulfcoast
Posted 2006-01-23 6:38 PM (#268267 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM


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It takes a real man to wip it out in front of that big of a guitar!But he does look a little constipated :(
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BrianT
Posted 2006-01-23 7:01 PM (#268268 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM


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Oh-Oh, Cliff's excercise of free-speech has caused a ruckess over in the The Unofficial Martin Guitar Forum; Check it out:

http://p082.ezboard.com/ftheunofficialmartinguitarforumfrm13.showMe...
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cruster
Posted 2006-01-23 7:04 PM (#268269 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM


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Cheese and rice, that is a funny thread. I thought we had the market cornered on humor, but they might have us beat.

They're kidding, right? Right?
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stonebobbo
Posted 2006-01-23 7:22 PM (#268270 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM



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They do seem a little sensitive about this. :rolleyes: No one is bashing Martin here. In fact, Cliff's three cohorts in the staging of the photo opp all own and love Martins.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-01-23 7:28 PM (#268271 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM


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Turn it around...

Martin fan "pissing" on an Ovation...

...Well....that's funny too...

....you could photoshop a little handle on the soundboard, then jiggle it...

(I find there is a good number of Martinians? Martinites? Martians? have a need to feel superior and lack a sense of humor...like there's not a guitar in the world that could compare. I love Martins but, I got news for them news for them....
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cruster
Posted 2006-01-23 8:00 PM (#268272 - in reply to #268248)
Subject: Re: Cliff & Martins at NAMM


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I think the funniest post is:

I think that some people may have MISSED my point.

The question is NOT whether you like Ovation guitars or not.

The question IS whether you find OFC's topic funny.

Personally I DO NOT.

It's totally IRRELEVANT whether I like Ovations or not.


Um, if he didn't find it funny, why bother posting it to the board over there for even more people to see?

Jeebuz, some of those guys need to chill out. Then again, there are some that show promise. ;)
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