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Location: south east Michigan | Please...
Entertain me. |
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Location: Chicago | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qInBR92zEnM |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Brad,
Are you suffering from Post Trophy Construction Syndrome? :rolleyes: |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | While on the subject of Italians (from that OTHER thread...)
Bird flu hits italian neighborhood:
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Location: south east Michigan | :D
It's working! |
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Location: Atlanta,Ga. | This should keep you busy for 5 minutes or so..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4sYCwFNHjU&NR |
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Location: Upper Left USA | I suspect there has been Foul Play... |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | this'll keep you busy for awhile...
http://www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com/ |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Here's something for the holidays as they rapidly approach:
The Best Fruit Cake Ever Ingredients:
1 cup butter
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup nuts
1 or 2 quarts of aged whiskey
Before you start, sample the whiskey to check for quality. Good, ain't it? Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the whiskey again as it must be just right. To be sure the whiskey is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup into a glass and drink it as fast as you can.
Repeat.
With an eclectic mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar and beat the hell out of it again. Meanwhile, at this parsnicular point in time, wake sure that the whixey hasn't gone bad while you weren't lookin'. Open second quart if nestessary.
Add 2 large leggs, 2 cups fried druit an beat til high. If druit gets shtuck in peaters, just pry the monsters loosh with a drewscriver.
Example the whikstey again, shecking confistancy, then shitf 2 cups of salt or destergent or whatever, like anyone gives a schit.
Chample the whitchey shum more.
Shitf in shum lemon zhoosh. Fold in chopped sputter and shrained nuts. Add 100 babblespoons of brown booger or whushever's closhest and mix well.
Greash ubben and turn the cakey pan to 350 decrees. Now pour the whole mesh into the washin' machine and set on sinsh shycle.
Check dat whixney wunsh more and pash out.
merry christmas |
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Location: boulder | I had a song writing friend, maybe still do, not sure where he is right now. He said on the phone a while back, that he would like to come visit me in Boulder. I said sure anytime. three days later I hear a knock on the door. It is him with a large, large suitcase with wheels. He just hitchhiked with the suitcase from Arizona to colorado. I laughed hard. I laughed harder when he pulled out cans of soup and foster beer cans.
His explanantion was he didn't want to get hungry(or thirsty apparently). Anyone else have friends who would pull a 50 pound suitcase 1200 miles???
wait how about the time my friend and I camped at the bottme of the grand canyon (western end-no tourists). slept on a beach next to the Colorado river. Got up early the next morning, packed up and drove straight home, only stopping for gas (long drive to Boulder). Anyways after being away from home for a week, I decided to mow the lawn the next morning first thing. I didn't even see the rattle snake until after I ran him over. He/she must have climbed up underneath my truck at the canyon (we saw lots of snakes there), rode all the way home with us, then climbed off when we stopped for good at home. Still feel bad about it. Since we don not have rattle snakes in the city of boulder, this is my story and I am sticking to it. |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Originally posted by fugot:
I had a song writing friend, maybe still do, not sure where he is right now. You might want to take another look under that truck again just in case. :eek: |
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Location: East Tennessee | Originally posted by CrimsonLake:
While on the subject of Italians (from that OTHER thread...)
Bird flu hits italian neighborhood:
It was on the "TODAY" show so it must be true. |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Originally posted by fugot:
Since we don not have rattle snakes in the city of boulder Interesting.....you should drive the 15 miles to my local golf course which seems to breed the suckers in the med/large size. Seen my share of 3-4 footers out their almost every year.
Real good reason to hit them straight and not spend much time looking in the rough....also helps to speed up play :D |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Oh yeah, Mike....
Just got your phone message. My cell was in the car over the weekend and I just retrieved it last night and listened to all the calls I missed.
Try to call you in the next day or so! |
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Location: Sunshine State, Australia | Crimson, you crack me up. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I've stumbled upon some really fantasic masturbation techinques recently...
www.dontgitup-gitoff.com |
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Location: Cicero, NY | My God!...I hope he never fixes that link. |
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Location: SoCal | Why Weas... you feeling a little threatened by it? |
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Location: Cicero, NY | That would not be fun with my OCD.
Well, ok, for a while maybe... |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Sam's Club is having a bulk rate blow-out on Bounty (the quicker picker-upper) |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Boy even this thread has gone off topic... whoulda thunk it! |
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Location: south east Michigan | Okay...okay..
enough already...
I'm not bored anymore!!! |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Crimson,
Esplain to me how a thread with this title could possibly stray off topic?
Call it what you want... "Masturbation"... "Whacking your Flamingo"...
it's all in the name of entertainment. |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Jeff... the original purpose of this thread was to entertain Slipkid, who was bored... now I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that if the masturbation direction that this went in does entertain him, he'd want to keep it to himself... :eek:
I'm going to take the tone test again... need to clear my mind! |
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OT....I'm Soooo Bored
