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stephent28
Posted 2006-03-31 2:13 AM (#259903)
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1952, bebop drummer "No Hands" Henderson—famous for his legendary sessions with Biz and Dix and his unique headbanging style—knocks himself out during an especially spirited solo at New York's Blue Note...

1958, Elvis performs live on the Ed Sullivan Show for the first time ... to protest Sullivan's decision to film him only from the waist up, Presley performs without his pants...

1962, the New Hampshire garage band The Electras breaks up when its bass player, John Kerry, is told by his band mates to find something else to do in life...

1967, Elvis frees the slaves of Graceland...

1970, a potential super band drawing together the groups Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young; Simon and Garfunkel; and Peter, Paul, and Mary is scuttled when the parties involved cannot come to an agreement on the order each name should appear in the title...

1988, during a show in Throckmorton, Vermont, guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen suffers second- and third-degree burns to his fingers in the midst of an extended solo when his fretboard bursts into flames...

1989, Tina Turner experiences a change of heart and remarries Ike Turner ... this same week, Miles Davis gets his name into the Guinness Book of Records ... his autobiography sets the all-time world record for the number of times the word "motherf***er" is repeated in a single work...

1990, in a Terry Gross interview on NPR, Jerry Lee Lewis wonders why there are no Jerry Lee Lewis impersonators ... also this week, in what would prove to be his last interview with Rolling Stone, Stevie Ray Vaughan credits his musical talent to good genes received from his mother, jazz great Sarah Vaughan...

1991, James Brown meets his violent end in a hail of police gunfire after escaping from the Georgia State Prison...

1993, The Orlando Sentinel reports that a local Elvis impersonator has signed a management contract with a Colonel Tom Parker impersonator...

1995, Donny Osmond and Ozzy Osbourne host an all-day concert in Las Vegas dubbed the Osz Fest ... the highlight of the event is a good-natured bat-eating competition between the two stars...

1997, Mariah Carey, in her autobiography, reveals her belief in reincarnation and her conviction that in a former life she was Marie Curie...

2001, Sting, pop artist and advocate for indigenous people of the Amazon basin, is noisily eaten by a tribe of cannibals...

2002, former-president Bill Clinton starts the career he always dreamed of as a tenor sax man for a touring southern rock band...

2003, writers from magazines covering the indie rock music scene come together in Chicago to bestow the title of "Most Indie Artist of the Decade" upon the band Leaves of Green ... the little-known group of tastemakers had only one real member, recorded only two songs, never played a show, never got signed to a label, and broke up after only three weeks of half-hearted disinterest ... record store clerks everywhere instantly begin touting Leaves of Green as their favorite band and lamenting the loss of its unique and creative musical genius ...

2004, ex-Nirvana drummer and Foo Fighter Dave Grohl sets a new record by playing on every single album released in the past year ... also this week, Janet Jackson's right breast is inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame...

2006, Japan's secret war of revenge against the US begins its third and final stage ... having conquered the American electronics and auto industries, Japan launches its final assault, sending wave after wave of girl punk bands to our shores ... also this week, Miles Davis is inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, causing the legendary jazz trumpeter to roll over in his grave...

2012, Britney Spears has her seventh child in as many years ... her comment: "whoops, I did it again"...

And that was the April Fool's week that was.
Compliments of Musicians Friend
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stephent28
Posted 2006-04-01 5:54 PM (#259904 - in reply to #259903)
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-04-01 6:02 PM (#259905 - in reply to #259903)
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Great stuff, T. I love the line about SRV and his mom. And, just one opinion here but, Janet's entire breast didn't deserve induction. The nipple maybe...
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-04-01 6:07 PM (#259906 - in reply to #259903)
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Janet\'s Breast immoralized in song.
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-04-01 8:30 PM (#259907 - in reply to #259903)
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I'm rilly beginning to appreciate that guy.
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stephent28
Posted 2006-04-01 11:43 PM (#259908 - in reply to #259903)
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He's the man.
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Pokeypup
Posted 2006-04-02 12:39 AM (#259909 - in reply to #259903)
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