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schroeder |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 4413 | Finally found a topic we all have an interest in. My ear hair is like the grasslands of Kentucky - swirls in the breeze. Anybody else ever been to a barber shop where they set fire to the hair to get rid of it? Really works. But I only went the once. | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | "Anybody else ever been to a barber shop . . . " Wot's THAT??? | ||
Weaser P |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 5330 Location: Cicero, NY | I haven't seen that but I have peaked in a gas grill right before it lit and lost some eyebrow hairs (the rest turned grey). That only happened once too. | ||
fillhixx |
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Joined: November 2005 Posts: 4827 Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Minor fact, line cooks have no hair on their hands or knuckles. Barbershop? Only for the singing, feels to much like a ripoff these days. As long as they refuse to give 1/2 off, I refuse to give them half to cut. | ||
edensharvest |
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Joined: March 2006 Posts: 1634 Location: Chehalis, Washington | Same here, Weas. I was trying to light my brother's gas grill once, and didn't have a handy click lighter to use, so we were dropping matches through the grates into the open jets... Eyebrow hair grows back, fortunately, and I too will only do that once. | ||
Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Rapid Conflagrative Depilation. Beats waxing.... | ||
schroeder |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 4413 | You made that middle word up. | ||
Phil Wong |
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Joined: June 2003 Posts: 1792 Location: Rego Park, NY, | Schroeder, I don't think so http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Conflagration | ||
Weaser P |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 5330 Location: Cicero, NY | Originally posted by Jeff W.: And apparently cheaper than a haircut, eh?Rapid Conflagrative Depilation. Beats waxing.... | ||
Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ...if you don't keep your head (and other parts) in too long, yes. | ||
Chuck (Retired Navy) |
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Joined: July 2002 Posts: 280 Location: Waterloo, IL | Biggest problem I have is with the ear hairs. The suckers keep getting trapped inside the ear by the hearing aids and itch till I yank them out. :p | ||
cruster |
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Joined: May 2004 Posts: 2850 Location: Midland, MI | Hey, Schroeder, this is completely OT here, but we have this new kid at 'ork who hails from somwhere like, north and maybe westerly of London. He has a thick accent, which is cool. But, I made a comment about some of the chavs around our department and he got mighty peevish. Do you have a field guide or something for identifying Neds and chavs? Based on his reaction (and performance as of late), I'm starting to suspect we may have trapped one. Are they catch and release or what? On topic...I have exactly one ear hair, and it's in my right ear. My wife thinks it's riotously funny to yank it out when I'm concentrating on something else and happen to be sitting next to her. It always grows back, though. :\ | ||
Chuck (Retired Navy) |
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Joined: July 2002 Posts: 280 Location: Waterloo, IL | Cruster, maybe you need to put some fertilizer in your ears to promote hair growth. :D | ||
cruster |
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Joined: May 2004 Posts: 2850 Location: Midland, MI | Originally posted by Chuck: Uh, that would be a big negatory. No need to go cultivating more time consuming hygiene tasks. ;)Cruster, maybe you need to put some fertilizer in your ears to promote hair growth. :D | ||
lanaki |
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Joined: October 2006 Posts: 5575 Location: big island | hmmmm...speaking of waxing hair, shouldn't ear wax pull out the ear hairs? | ||
Captain Lovehandles |
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Joined: July 2005 Posts: 3410 Location: GA USA | Very nice, Lanaki. BTW, I see you're number 5051. Makes me wonder who'll be 5150. | ||
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