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Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | You need to have your speakers on for this one.
Man witnesses an accident. |
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Location: closely held secret | I've heard that before. Hilarious! |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Ha Ha Ha...yeah, sure you laugh...
... It took me a full fu@kin' week to recover from that assault. |
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Location: closely held secret | So don't mess with little bible-totin' old ladies if you can't handle it.
Next time you run a red light you might be tanglin' with some real bruisers...
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Location: Sunshine State, Australia | I got this one in an email recently, entitled "Don't Mess With Grandma".
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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returnig to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car...!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. she loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station.
The sereant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman descrived as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and carrying a large handgun. |
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OT: This is pretty funny!
