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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I added bubbles. |
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Location: NJ | . . and promptly bit them . . . |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ....hey, it's not easy to bend that far forward... |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Two beds, T. And keep the heavy straps handy despite the fact that they'll enjoy every second of it. |
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OT: The Bathtub Test
