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White men can sing the blues.

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Bradley
Posted 2005-05-16 6:56 PM (#151094 - in reply to #151069)
Subject: Re: White men can sing the blues.


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Location: Zion, Illinois
Originally posted by Watchme22:
What do you do if you were in a room with Osoma bin Laden, an angry bear and a lawyer and you have a gun with only two bullets?.........


Yoy shoot the lawyer twice.
I thought you shoot bin Laden twice, then use the empty gun to club the lawyer to death!
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Bailey
Posted 2005-05-17 1:21 AM (#151095 - in reply to #151069)
Subject: Re: White men can sing the blues.


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cwkII

He should be hung by the parts that make him think he is attractive to the opposite sex. Very seldom would that be his scrawney neck.

I admire any judge who says "Hung by the scrotum at dawn and left there till he dies!!"
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cruster
Posted 2005-05-17 5:50 AM (#151096 - in reply to #151069)
Subject: Re: White men can sing the blues.


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Location: Midland, MI
He should be hung by the parts that make him think he is attractive to the opposite sex.
His wallet?

;)
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Beal
Posted 2005-05-17 7:45 AM (#151097 - in reply to #151069)
Subject: Re: White men can sing the blues.



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Location: 6 String Ranch
usually need a very large rope for the wallet...
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Bailey
Posted 2005-05-18 1:23 AM (#151098 - in reply to #151069)
Subject: Re: White men can sing the blues.


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Hung by a rope fashioned from his wallet and the contents therin, looped around the scrotum and the remainder determining the distance he shall fall (insert the formula for acceleration at the proper altitude here). The leather shall be wound around the neck with enough slack to allow the sight of his castration prior to his asphixiation. (U.S.C. 14ever8hisend)
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MWoody
Posted 2005-05-18 9:19 AM (#151099 - in reply to #151069)
Subject: Re: White men can sing the blues.



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Location: Upper Left USA
"68% of all statistics are made up"

USA Today did a poll on apathy and empathy in America.
50% didn't know and the other half didn't care!
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willard
Posted 2005-05-18 12:38 PM (#151100 - in reply to #151069)
Subject: Re: White men can sing the blues.


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Location: Madison, Wisconsin
85% of all humans are abnormal.
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