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Posts: 1792
Location: Rego Park, NY, | A co-worker of mine always seemed to be cleaning his gun when his daughter's new boyfriends came over to meet him and his wife. |
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December 2004
Posts: 2150
Location: Orlando, FL | Being a father I can now appreciate my father-in-law's shock back in the 70's that I (a long haired musician) was dating his daughter! If anybody who looked like I did ever showed up to date one of my daughters, they would have left the house sad, alone and hopefully scared! |
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March 2005
Posts: 417
Location: Cicero, NY | My daughter is looking to turn 13 soon and my plan is to sit on the front porch quietly mumbling to myself something about "Well, I'll just have to hurt you then..." followed by a wide smile and soft chuckle. I pity the fool. |
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December 2004
Posts: 1116
Location: Keller, TX | She's my second. Oldest is 13. A friend of mine let me in on his secret... Everyone in the world knows one sound, even if they have never, ever heard it before.
Picture this. Your breaking into a house. Don't ask why, you just are. You are walking down a dark hallway so you don't wake the occupants when you hear it.
Ca-chunk, Ca-chunk.
Yep, that's it. You just heard the worst, most recognisable sound in the world: Double pump shot gun, NOW LOADED.
That sound will put the fear of here. Tell the boyfriend that she never comes home late or crying, for ANY reason. |
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Posts: 417
Location: Cicero, NY | ttenn - you have mail! |
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Name that guitar..
