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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | Okay, . . . . evidently the use of aluminum pans has set-off the dormant Alzheimer’s gene that I inherited from dear departed Mom, as I have exTREMEly vague recollections of this . . . . I just received a package from OH containing various O parts (pick-up, pre-amp, nut, tuners, etc.) Either this was discussed SOME time ago, or I’m becoming somewhat “dodgy” . . . . If you are the sender of such sundries, Thank You, and please inform me of what I owe you in restitution. Now . . . . where DID I leave that f@cking AARP application?? . . . . . | ||
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| Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Cliff, Have you checked to see that ALL your guitars are accounted for?? | ||
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| cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | I can play the guitar?? | ||
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| Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Yes, Clifford (your last name begins with "D" and you live in New Jersey. You can sing too when properly fueled...) and I have heard that certain unsavory Jersey type characters use this tactic to collect ransom.... | ||
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| Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ....and as for the second part of your peforming duo... it's better you just forget.... | ||
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| Sleepy Eyes McGee |
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Joined: June 2005 Posts: 231 Location: N.J. | Originally posted by cliff: No Cliff actually you cant. Thats why you sold me that purdy blue guitar with the slotted headstock last week.You do remember,dont you? Please dont tell me you havent shipped it yet...I can play the guitar?? | ||
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| cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | Now I know what Reagan felt like. ". . . Well, . . . there y'go, again . . . . . . . . . Mommy?? . . ." | ||
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| Tim in Yucaipa |
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Joined: August 2003 Posts: 2246 Location: Yucaipa, California | ...here ya go Cliff... AARP Membership Application | ||
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| Phil Wong |
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Joined: June 2003 Posts: 1792 Location: Rego Park, NY, | Cliff, Remember to pee in the Taylors and play your Ovations. | ||
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| schroeder |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 4413 | It means #54 is sleeping with the fishes. | ||
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| cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | AARP . . . . . . they make synthesizers, . . . right??? | ||
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| Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | . . . catheters. | ||
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| Mark in Boise |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 12759 Location: Boise, Idaho | It's the magazine that runs monthly articles about how to have sex when you're old and gets you discounts on all you can eat buffets. I've been a member for years, but keep falling asleep while reading the articles. | ||
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| Tupperware |
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Joined: January 2005 Posts: 4903 Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by Mark in Boise: I'll take your back issues ...It's the magazine that runs monthly articles about how to have sex when you're old | ||
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| GregoryS. |
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| Joined: April 2005 Posts: 331 Location: San Angelo, Texas | Think it don't type it...think it don't type it...think it don't type it... Ok, I forgot what I was going to type now anyway.... | ||
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| stephent28 |
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Joined: April 2004 Posts: 13303 Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Cliff. On the lookout for who sent him the mystery bag of parts! With no apoligies to our English brethern (sp) :D | ||
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| Mark1960 |
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Joined: September 2003 Posts: 171 Location: Indiana | :D Senility Prayer God... grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference... | ||
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| philmax |
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Joined: June 2006 Posts: 659 Location: Hiram, Georgia | quote: It's the magazine that runs monthly articles about how to have sex when you're old and gets you discounts on all you can eat buffets.I've been a member for years, but keep falling asleep while reading the articles. I can't wait till I'm over 50 to apply, I've never had a stack of magazines under my bed. :p | ||
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| Paul Templeman |
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Joined: February 2002 Posts: 5750 Location: Scotland | Cliff, I seem to be having some email problems. I sent you a message last week to say I was having that stuff sent to you. I'll email you again later today | ||
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| cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | Ah! . . . the "cobwebs" have been swept away!!! I'm NOT "losing it"! GoodThing, too! . . . 'cuz this GinkoBiloba-stuff tastes like shit!!!! (Paul; you evidently are having e-mail probs. You referred to an e-mail regarding the DobrOvation, and I never got it - the e-mail, that is) btw: I DID get the e-mail regarding the DawbroCappo . . . I just haven't gotten over to that shoppe yet . . . | ||
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