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Styll
Posted 2006-02-18 11:41 AM (#265850)
Subject: Comedy hour


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ok...

when I have some down time and think...man if this music thing never pans out what in the world would I do....

Hmmm....yeah...i know beocme a Comedian....haha

so here we go....myspace room only presnets...Styll/The comedian

We all know Dick Cheney has been all over the news so hear we go...


What is Dick doing in the woods???with a gun??? hunting???this guy dies like 5 times a week.

a friend of mine and I were kicking this around...(think aeorsmith)

Cheneys got a gun
Everybody run....
Cheneys got a gun
Shot his best friend having fun...

What did Dick Cheney do
better watch or he'll shoot you...

well He was looking for Duck feathers
But he shot his best friend Harry instead
This was really hard to read beacause
We all thought that Dick Cheney was dead


http://www.myspace.com/styllheartandsoul
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stephent28
Posted 2006-02-18 1:45 PM (#265851 - in reply to #265850)
Subject: Re: Comedy hour



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Too funny....nice work Styll.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-02-18 2:11 PM (#265852 - in reply to #265850)
Subject: Re: Comedy hour


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.... did someone say, "DUCK?!"....
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texbaz
Posted 2006-02-18 2:39 PM (#265853 - in reply to #265850)
Subject: Re: Comedy hour


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I saw and heard, on one of network news, they were talking about this. A Lady had called in and sang these lyrics to the same tune was that anyone you know StyII.
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Steve
Posted 2006-02-18 2:40 PM (#265854 - in reply to #265850)
Subject: Re: Comedy hour


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Maybe that nick-name will stick....Ladies and Gentleman, Vice President 'Duck' Cheney.
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texbaz
Posted 2006-02-18 2:43 PM (#265855 - in reply to #265850)
Subject: Re: Comedy hour


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It's really ashame they made such a big deal about this, I mean in Texas, I've shot just about all my buddy's several times( accidentally of course), kinda why I started tinkering with guitars.
Now if Saturday night live has any writers, with half a brain they can have lot's of fun with this!
I'm glad the ole boy who was shot will recover.
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OldLiverJones
Posted 2006-02-18 5:34 PM (#265856 - in reply to #265850)
Subject: Re: Comedy hour


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Too bad he wasn't carring a six string instead of a six shooter after drinking a six pack.
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cliff
Posted 2006-02-18 6:33 PM (#265857 - in reply to #265850)
Subject: Re: Comedy hour


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Too bad he doesn't hunt with Bush . . .
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willard
Posted 2006-02-18 6:41 PM (#265858 - in reply to #265850)
Subject: Re: Comedy hour


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Thanks Cliff!
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-02-18 6:57 PM (#265859 - in reply to #265850)
Subject: Re: Comedy hour


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In an equal opportunity pitch here (and do not get use to this, GOP loyal), one of the best lines I heard re: Cheney was Rush Limbaugh (whom I despise) with this quip -

I'd rather hunt with Cheney than ride with Kennedy.
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Styll
Posted 2006-02-28 2:30 AM (#265860 - in reply to #265850)
Subject: Re: Comedy hour


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lol...nope I made this one up...But since then I have heard many parodies...so guess i wasnt the only one with this idea.


http://www.myspace.com/styllheartandsoul
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jb
Posted 2006-02-28 3:48 AM (#265861 - in reply to #265850)
Subject: Re: Comedy hour


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Desite the fact that this is politics, and I have no idea what you're all talking about (we don't do politics on the Isle of Man... it happens to other people!), I'm reminded of the old Tom Lehrer hunting song for some reason reading this.

http://www.casualhacker.net/tom.lehrer/revisited.html#hunting

Good ol' Tom! Razor sharp, and acid tongued.

JB
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fillhixx
Posted 2006-02-28 11:53 AM (#265862 - in reply to #265850)
Subject: Re: Comedy hour



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Someone did it!
Cheneys Got A Gun

Okay, can't seem to get that to work. Here's the an address though.

http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?/ubb/get_topic/f/18/t...
Cheney\'s" target="_blank" title="http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?/ubb/get_topic/f/18/t/017309.html]Cheney\'s">http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?/ubb/get_topic/f/18/t... Got A Gun
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