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moody, p.i.
Posted 2005-12-21 7:04 PM (#125209)
Subject: Board age


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You guys realize that this board's been around 4 years?
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Waskel
Posted 2005-12-21 7:20 PM (#125210 - in reply to #125209)
Subject: Re: Board age



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I thought you've been looking a little 'high-mileage', there, #77.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-12-21 7:31 PM (#125211 - in reply to #125209)
Subject: Re: Board age


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you don't even want to count the hours you've spent here over those 4 years

....wait a minute...maybe this will be enlightening...

Let's say we are Moody and we have 5906 posts....

Let's say each of those posts conservatively represents of 3 minutes of reading and posting:

5906x180=1,063,080 seconds
Divided by 60=17718 hours
Divided by 24=738.25 Days
Divided by 365=2.02 years

Moody has spent 2.02 years of the last 4 reading and posting on the OFC....

Makes ya wonder how much time he spent getting laid??

Be warned.
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Beal
Posted 2005-12-21 8:07 PM (#125212 - in reply to #125209)
Subject: Re: Board age



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Didn't you leave out the step from seconds to minutes?
Anyhow it has been a fast 4 years. The problem is that time seems to keep going faster and faster. Need to slow this thing down!
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OldLiverJones
Posted 2005-12-21 8:07 PM (#125213 - in reply to #125209)
Subject: Re: Board age


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Maybe he is quick and doesn't need much time. You can save a lot of time in bed if you skip the forplay. But what do I know? I am divorced.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-12-21 8:10 PM (#125214 - in reply to #125209)
Subject: Re: Board age


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Originally posted by cwk2:
Didn't you leave out the step from seconds to minutes?
Anyhow it has been a fast 4 years. The problem is that time seems to keep going faster and faster. Need to slow this thing down!
Shhh...

....this is a "Scared Straight" technique.

(13 days over 4 years seems too reasonable)
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cruster
Posted 2005-12-21 8:31 PM (#125215 - in reply to #125209)
Subject: Re: Board age


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He only spent 13 days in the last four years trying to, uh, score? Dang. Married, right?

;)
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stonebobbo
Posted 2005-12-21 8:32 PM (#125216 - in reply to #125209)
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Makes ya wonder how much time he spent getting laid??
Well, there 'ya go ... 738 days - 13 days = 725 days getting laid. Way to go Moody ... what a stud.
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2005-12-21 9:04 PM (#125217 - in reply to #125209)
Subject: Re: Board age


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I assume for most of us, if someone referred to "the big O" we'd think about Ovation, not orgasm.
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alpep
Posted 2005-12-21 9:10 PM (#125218 - in reply to #125209)
Subject: Re: Board age


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the big O was oscar robertson
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LeStrange1
Posted 2005-12-21 10:07 PM (#125219 - in reply to #125209)
Subject: Re: Board age


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Bwaaaaahahahahaha :D

Couldn't help myself, guys...
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moody, p.i.
Posted 2005-12-21 10:18 PM (#125220 - in reply to #125209)
Subject: Re: Board age


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I like Bobbo's take on it best.... and it is the most accurate.
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