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Location: Charlotte NC | I got this on email this morning and got a good chuckle from it. Sorry if it's been posted before.
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With baby boomers like yourself quickly approaching the days of senior citizenship, a group of concerned musicians have updated their finest songs to accomodate your changing paradigms. See list below:
1. Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
2. The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
3. Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
4. Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
5. Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
6. Johnny Nash- I Can't See Clearly Now
7. Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
8. Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
9. Marvin Gaye - I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts
10. Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair
11. Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping
12 The Temptations - Papa's Got a brand new Kidney Stone
13. Abba - Denture Queen
14. Tony Orlando -Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall
15. Helen Reddy -I am Woman, Hear me Snore
16. Willie Nelson - On the Throne Again
17. Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To |
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Location: closely held secret | Funny!
...I'd find it funnier if it didn't all sound so familiar... |
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Location: East Tennessee | Ya gotta love it even if some of the updated titles hit close to home. :) |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Now that is hysterical. Thanks for sharing, LoJoe. |
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | Love It!!! :D |
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| Change the kidney stone to gall stone and I'm in at 12. Young people can be so cruel. |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Good stuff....thanks for sharing! |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Originally posted by schroeder:
Change the kidney stone to gall stone and I'm in at 12. Young people can be so cruel. And my first thought was that #12 should have been "Papa's Got A Brand New Colostomy Bag" |
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Location: Evansville,IN | What's the worst is remembering the songs, but not knowing for sure what year they were out....Hell to get old. :D :D |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | And some country:
Marty Robbins El Paso the Kidney Stones
George Jones I Fell From the Window Up Above
Marty Robbins A White Sport Hospital Gown
Tammy Wynette Stand by Your Man and Steady His Walker
Loretta Lynn The Pill and a Whole lot of Other Ones
Merle Haggard If I Make it Through the Cardiac Ward
Merle Haggard Oldie From Most Coldy (the blanket song)
Johnny Cash A Granpa Named Sue the Doctor
Hank Williams Move Over Little Dog and Let an Old Dog Learn New Tricks (Uh, where was I) |
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Classic songs updated and adjusted for the aging baby boomers
