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Location: Atlanta,Ga. | Letter from a professional guitar player to the "Dear Abby" help column in a newspaper.
Dear Abby...
I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called she gets evasive.
Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way.
I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.
A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening. I said "sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with". He agreed.
Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3. Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?
Thanks
Very Concerned. |
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Vic |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Yeah, I got the same letter but the guy was hiding behind his golf clubs in the garage and noticed a crack in the grafite shaft of his new driver. and on from there. |
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Location: Alberta, Canada | Heartbreaking letter. Wiping tear...now. |
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A guitarists letter to Dear Abby
