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Standingovation |
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Joined: June 2002 Posts: 6197 Location: Phoenix AZ | Check out this clipping from the honolulu observer newspaper: blah, blah blah ... "The couple separated earlier this year and 35-year-old Jaylin Kema has a restraining order against her husband through January 2008. In court papers, she said her husband had been abusive, smashing ukuleles against her with such force that he once broke a tooth. On another occasion, he chased her with a machete, according to court records." | ||
WeaserP |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 417 Location: Cicero, NY | Yikes. Just goes to show how bad those ukes are for you, doesn't it? :D | ||
schroeder |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 4413 | Good job it wasn't a roundback or he'd be facing murder one, Dan-O. | ||
alpep |
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Joined: December 2001 Posts: 10582 Location: NJ | I once chased someone with an axe...it was a very long time ago... | ||
Waskel |
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Joined: February 2005 Posts: 11840 Location: closely held secret | all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy all work and no play makes al a dull boy | ||
Beal |
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Joined: January 2002 Posts: 14127 Location: 6 String Ranch | The best was an article in the North Carolina paper about a guy who bludgeoned to death his girlfriend with his banjo. Part way through it the banjo broke and he had to go get his second one to finish the job. They caught him quickly due to his choice of weapons. | ||
Standingovation |
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Joined: June 2002 Posts: 6197 Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by Standingovation: Lesson learned - if he really wanted to shut her up, he should have used a metal resonator ululele.she said her husband had been abusive, smashing ukuleles against her with such force that he once broke a tooth | ||
Beal |
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Joined: January 2002 Posts: 14127 Location: 6 String Ranch | 10/4 on the metal uke | ||
Wuzhizzoner |
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Joined: June 2002 Posts: 1614 Location: Converse, Texas | Posted by cwk2: The best was an article in the North Carolina paper about a guy who bludgeoned to death his girlfriend with his banjo. Part way through it the banjo broke and he had to go get his second one to finish the job. They caught him quickly due to his choice of weapons. You mean people actually OWN more than one banjo? | ||
dleegblue |
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Joined: October 2004 Posts: 78 Location: Avondale AZ | Posted by Hizzoner quote: You mean people actually OWN more than one banjo? What is all the hoopla amongst ya about banjos? I think they make a pretty sound and I still have all my teeth. Don't fear the banjos. They are your friends. They are also a kissing cousin of the quitar. ------------------ Old Liver Jones | ||
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