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Location: Fayetteville, NC | Thought I'd pass this along but the mayor of Converse, Texas and fellow OFC brother Hizzoner had a birthday yesterday! I'm not going to say how old he is....oh heck I Gotta do it...
Nifty Nifty
Hizzoner is 50! :D
Happy Birtday Craig! |
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Location: East Tennessee | HAPPY (Belated) BIRTHDAY!!! :) :) :)
I think I can remember when I was fifty. Wasn't all that bad. :D |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Happy birthday Craig!
What do you want to be when you grow up? |
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Location: NJ | HBcraig!
(btw: it was Karl Rove that told Chapman about your birthday) ;) |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Big deal. I can't even remember if we celebrated my 50th. |
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Location: Paris/France | "Joyeux Anniversaire" from France Craig. :)
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!
Did you get another guitar for it?
The big 50, that might even be good for two, or three, or..... |
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Location: NJ | I like the way he thinks!
My 50th's comin' in Feb . . .
. . . you & Jeanette need "t'talk" . . . :D |
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Location: closely held secret | Happy b'day, Craig!
I like Bill's idea as well. Hope you have better luck than I did! :D |
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| Happy Birthday, Mister Mayor (sung like Marilyn Monroe...)
Did you declare a town holiday? |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I bet the Mayor can't go out, buy an once of weed get baked, then get snockered on 7 dollar cocktails at the strip club while stuffing G strings then in a fit of depression show screaming outside old girl friend's houses...
Happy Birthday anyway. |
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Location: SoCal | Jeff W, you underestimate mayors. The San Diego mayor, 2 days after being placed in office was convicted of taking bribes from a strip club (hoping to improve the lap dance situation). Mayors have to get involved in a lot of stuff. Hizzoner is probably no different. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | This is a true story. A bunch of lawyers were deposing a guy who was ratting out a mayor of a small California town. After the witness testified about several illegal activities by the mayor, the lawyer asked if he knew of any other illegal acts the mayor engaged in. The witness asked if it was illegal to have sex with animals and then told a story about the mayor and a poodle.
Our former mayor was recently ousted and convicted of much less interesting crimes. |
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Location: Orange County, California | Well, I know Mayor Martin. He wouldn't harm a Llama. Even in Texas!!
Happy Birthday Bro!! |
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Location: Converse, Texas | Thanks for all the B-day wishes, guys. And yes, Mrs. Mayor got me the Collector's 05 -- albeit several months early, but she reminded me!
Gosh -- now I'm as old as Moody! |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ...Happy Indictment, Hizz...(though please stay away from the small domesticated animals named Fifi) |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Wow! You're a lucky guy. My wife took a stab at getting a 1537 for my 52nd. Her 50th is coming up and the hotel room in Napa will cost more than what I could have bought Stephent28's 1537 for. I'm just not living right. |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | Happy belated birthday,Craig.....take the rest of the week off and enjoy your 1/2 century and then get started on the other half. :cool: |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Absolutely! Happy birthday and many more! :) |
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Location: Cicero, NY | And others with this same birthday?
Vin Deisel (38), Martha Reeves (64), Hunter S. Thompson (68), John Glenn (84), Nelson Mandela (87), Harriet Nelson (91), Red Skeleton (92) and 'Machine Gun' Kelly (110)! :D |
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Location: Georgia USA | Happy B-day, Machine-Gun Martin! I was just thinking yesterday that it didn't seem like I'd read from you in a while, so technically I was thinking about you on your birthday. Sorry you didn't get the Supreme Court nomination. |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Happy 50th birthday Hizzoner
Watch that you don't fall victim to the foibles of raw youth, I have to warn you, even though she owns and plays a modern Viper, the Canadian Star does not prefer men over 50, she prefers something more dancy and vigourous. However, Zha Zha will be more available then you care to know about.
Bailey (approaching 70 with GREAT trepidation) |
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Location: Yucaipa, California | Roses are Red,
Old Bread is Mouldy,
How Does it Feel,
To be Such an Oldie???
Best Wishes, Hizzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIZZONER
