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April 2006
Posts: 1017
Location: Budd Lake, NJ | For anyone who may be interested:
This weekend
9/7-9/9 Fifth Annual OSPAC Jazz Festival
Oskar Schlinder Performing Arts Ctr.
West Orange
9/8-9/9 Liberty Jazz Festival
Liberty State Park, Jersey City
9/7-9/9 30th Annual Delaware Water Gap
Celebration of the Arts
Delaware Water Gap, PA
9/8-9/9 Evolve 2012 Music Festival
Lincoln Laurel Rd., Frelinghuysen Twnshp., NJ
and........
Keb'Mo'
10/13
Community Theatre
Morristown
--Karen |
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Joined:
June 2003
Posts: 1792
Location: Rego Park, NY, | The Smooth Jazz station CD101.9 is sponsering this event. Pearl and I went to CD 101.9's first anniversary concert. It was all for free. I think it was at Hempstead Lake State Park. Many famous performers were there. It also started to rain. We were prepared for it. The final performer was George Benson. At that time he was one performer that I really wanted to see.
Phil |
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Joined:
December 2004
Posts: 4394
Location: East Tennessee | The Blues:
Blues locations:
- Chicago
- St. Louis
- Kansas City
- the highway
- a crossroads
- the jail house
- an empty bed
Not Blues locations:
- Disney World
- the mall
- gallery openings
- wine tastings
- a weekend in the Hamptons
Blues transportation:
- Chevys
- Cadillacs
- a Greyhound bus
- a southbound train
- walkin'
Not Blues transportation:
- Beemers
- hot air balloons
- escalators
- canoes
You can sing the Blues if:
- you shot a man in Memphis
- you can't be satisfied
- "The man" doesn't like you
- you're an old black man
- you're blind
- you play the guitar or piano
You can't sing the Blues if:
- you are a teenager
- you are from North Dakota
- you wear a suit
- you have an IRA
- you play the oboe
Blues names:
- Sadie
- Big Mama
- Bessie
- Lightnin'
- Johnson
- Willie
- Joe (including Big, Old or Blind, but not Little)
Not Blues names:
- Sierra
- Buffy
- Chauncey
- Chad
- Julio Iglesias
- Barbara Streisand
Blues liquids:
- wine from a bottle in a sack
- Irish whiskey from a dirty glass
- muddy water (usually not for drinking)
Not Blues liquids:
- bottled spring water
- any mixed drink or a drink with a little umbrella in it
- mocha decaf
- kosher wine
Blues colors:
- blue
- brown
- black
- rusty
Not Blues colors:
- violet
- beige
- mauve
Blues lines:
- woke up this morning
- you ask for water and yo baby give you gasoline
- ma baby done left me
- in a flea bag hotel
- stabbed in the back
- fixin' to die
Not Blues lines:
- while getting liposuction treatment
- after the a tennis match
- I'm a cheerleader
Jazz:
Know how to make a million dollars singing jazz?
Start with two million.
How many jazz musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
1. None. Jazz musicians can't afford light bulbs.
2. "Don't worry about the changes. We'll fake it!" |
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November 2006
Posts: 2241
Location: Simpsonville, SC | :D :D :cool: |
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Jazz/Blues in Jersey
