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Location: Flushing, MI | Anything by Yoko Ono
Oh you CAN'T be serious! She's a lyrical GENIUS!
"Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry....."
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Location: 6 String Ranch | No it's everything by Yoko Ono.
Horse with no shame is pretty lame as well. Of course America just had that "sound" going for them and anything that fit that mold worked well for them for a while. An interesting side note, in all the years of my meeting with many, many performers, America and Ritchie Blackmore are the only two that stand out as complete a$$holes. |
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | Ann Wilson was pretty bad as well whem I met Heart...Maybe we can share stories in Amelia... |
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Location: Carle Place, NY | Originally posted by Mauvais Beal:
America and Ritchie Blackmore are the only two that stand out as complete a$$holes. It's interesting that you mention Blackmore on your short a-hole list, Bill. He walked out on Deep Purple back in 1976 and the band almost disappeared because he was considered to be "irreplaceable.". In 1994 Steve Morse stepped in as the guitarist. The band now does incredible sold out tours all over the world has had an amazing resurgence of world-wide popularity. This must be giving Blackmore loads of well-deserved agida. :) |
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Location: Tychy, Poland | MoDo:
Eins, zwei, Polizei,
Drei, vier, grenadier'
Fünf, sechs, alte gags
Sieben, acht, gute Nacht.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ja, ja, ja, was ist los, was ist das ?
translation:
One, two, police,
three, four, infantryman
five, six, old jokes
seven, eight, good night.
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Yes, what is the matter, what is that? |
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Location: Arizona | Too Fat Polka is pretty un-PC, I can't believe Arthur Godfrey used to sing that on the air.
I don't want her
you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her
you can have her
She's too fat for me
Clearly a timeless classic. |
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Location: The Great Pacific Northwest | Although it does make me giggle everytime I hear it...
Styx... why oh why...
"Tonight's the night we'll make history, as sure as dogs can fly" |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Ah, a song that makes you laugh due to unintended irony:
That old gospel song ---
Somebody touched me, (must have been the hand of the lord)
PS I love the song, it justs cracks me up. |
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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | I loved about every surf song ever made except this really stupid ditty by the Trashmen . . .
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody's talking about the bird
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird
Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow... |
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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | Slartibartfast-- What was that song about having an Ugly Woman?
It had the spoken line towards the end...
"Man! Your Ol'Lady sure is Ugly!"
"Yeah, But she sure can COOK!"
:rolleyes: We're being Politically Correct now! |
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Location: Caribou, ME | If you want to be happy? Is that the song?
Oh and in defense of Surfin' Bird, I first heard that song long after it's first release. I think it came out in '64 and a local dj threw it in as an "in your face" oldie about 6:00 one morning. That was in the fall of '75, when we were bombarded with such classics as "Run Joey Run", "Jive Talkin', and "Ballroom Blitz".
I immediately dug out my copy of "The Ventures Dance Party" and my scratchy 45 of "Pipeline" and all of a sudden smoking dope and listening to the Doobie Brothers wasn't so important. |
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Location: Central Oregon | Originally posted by ProfessorBB:
I loved about every surf song ever made except this really stupid ditty by the Trashmen . . .
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody's talking about the bird
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird
Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow... I can't believe you typed all that.
How 'bout-
Sha na na na
Sha na na na
Hey hey
Goodbye
Repeat three hundred times.
Come to think of it, my first wife used to play that LP over & over. I finally took the hint & left. |
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Location: Caribou, ME | Or you could just use the Elton John method of songwriting. Write one unintelligible verse, could be a grocery list or a paragraph from a DVD player owner's manual, then repeat the same line over and over until the alloted 3:30 is gone.
Ben-naye
Ben-naye
Ben-naye
Benny and the Je-ettssssssss
or
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday night's all right
Yesterday I had a blueberry filled doughnut and it gave me explosive diarrhea. I wrote a song about it, called it Doughnut make my Browneye Blue. |
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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | Nils, I didn't. It was a copy and paste. |
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Location: Colorado | You make me proud Scott. You not only talk about explosive diarrhea (which made me laugh my ass off), you spelled it correctly.
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit
You know I read it in a magaza-eeeeeeen, Ohhhoohhhh!!
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jetssssssssss
John Lennon--the ONLY reason Yoko Ono recorded anything. It reminds me of the line James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) says in "Goldeneye" when he's in the bar in Russia. The trio of girls (Minnie Driver is one of them) on stage is singing "Stand By Your Man" and Bond says, "Who's strangling the cat?" Yoko could consider that one a complement. |
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Location: Atlanta, GA. | Scott... you're sick! (thanks for the laff).
BTW. "If you wanna be Happy" by Jimmy Soul
While we're on PC or lack thereof:
"Skinny Legs and All" - Joe Tex. |
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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | Thank You about Jimmy Soul... I just went and downloaded that.
BTW--News Item; Those Headphones in Music Stores have more germs than a Public Toilet Seat. Scabies too! :p
Just thought I would share that... slow news night? |
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Location: New South Wales, Australia | Wake me up before you go go
don't leave me hanging on like a yo yo :eek:
Wham |
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