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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Although the situation was tragic, some folk need to think before they answer...
During our supper, the area news just reported on a murder up in Tampa. The reporter asked a scraggly ol' neighbor if he knew the victim and perp. "Yeah, I knew 'em. This neighborhood has just gone downhill since I moved here."
Is there a Heimlich maneuver for the nose? This burrito is killin' me... |
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Posts: 13303
Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Let's just hope THAT neighbor decides to stay put and not move anywhere near any of us! |
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Posts: 1132
Location: Parrish, FL | My daughter, when she was about 7 years old, curled her nose at a unplaced, unpleasant smell and asked, "Does something stink or is it just me?".
Her older brother still hasn't let her live it down nearly 15 yrs later.
Blues |
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Location: Newington, CT | Some years ago, I went into the living room and asked my 2-year old if she had a messy diaper. She looked at me and said, "No. Do YOU have a messy diaper?"
For the record, no, I did not. |
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Location: New Hampshire, USA | When my wife's 3 nieces were very little girls, we took them to the beach. Once we all piled back into the car to go home, I told them about the "no fart" rule: no farting in the car or I pull over, kick the offender out, and they have to walk home.
Much giggling ensued. Then the oldest thought for a few seconds and announced "I know - we'll wait until we're almost home, and THEN we'll fart!"
Even more giggling ensued. |
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WOT: Think Before You...
