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2ifbyC
Posted 2008-06-11 8:12 PM (#35194)
Subject: Dweez... Heads Up...
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast		Your 'laxative' is on the way. Expect a week to ten days for arrival.

I hope UK/EU customs know what mineral oil is and don't charge ya a petrol excise tax! I wanted to use crumpets for packing but NAFTA and the WTO said I could only use tortillas...

Walgreens mineral oil 16 oz. - $5
Shipment to London, England - $14
Mending international relationships - too damned expen$ive
Aiding a fellow OFCer - 'effing' pricele$$!
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Old Man Arthur
Posted 2008-06-11 8:30 PM (#35195 - in reply to #35194)
Subject: Re: Dweez... Heads Up...



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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR
Originally posted by 2ifbyC:
Your 'laxative' is on the way. Expect a week to ten days for arrival.

I hope UK/EU customs know what mineral oil is and don't charge ya a petrol excise tax! I wanted to use crumpets for packing but NAFTA and the WTO said I could only use tortillas...

Walgreens mineral oil 16 oz. - $5
Shipment to London, England - $14
Mending international relationships - too damned expen$ive
Aiding a fellow OFCer - 'effing' pricele$$!
If you can't wait ten days... Coffee, with a healthy dollop of milk in it always loosens me up! :eek:
Bran flakes and alot of milk works too...
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Slipkid
Posted 2008-06-11 8:50 PM (#35196 - in reply to #35194)
Subject: Re: Dweez... Heads Up...



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Location: south east Michigan		I don't like the "tract" this thread is taking.
And once it gets "going".... lookout!!
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Capo Guy
Posted 2008-06-11 9:08 PM (#35197 - in reply to #35194)
Subject: Re: Dweez... Heads Up...



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Location: East Tennessee
Originally posted by Slipkid:
I don't like the "tract" this thread is taking.
And once it gets "going".... lookout!!
Brad,

I hear ya.
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MusicMishka
Posted 2008-06-11 9:33 PM (#35198 - in reply to #35194)
Subject: Re: Dweez... Heads Up...


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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains		16 oz's of Mineral oil?
A lifetime supply for fretboard work...
or a wooping good loosener upper....
Enjoy!

:eek: ;) :D
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2ifbyC
Posted 2008-06-11 10:01 PM (#35199 - in reply to #35194)
Subject: Re: Dweez... Heads Up...
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast
Originally posted by MusicMishka:
A lifetime supply for fretboard work...
or a wooping good loosener upper....
Mike,

You were probably doing something constructive and meaningful while the OFC UN was in session/debate.

But don't fret, oil is well now...
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2008-06-11 11:28 PM (#35200 - in reply to #35194)
Subject: Re: Dweez... Heads Up...


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Location: Boise, Idaho		SWMBO and I had our colonoscopies this week. How romantic. I wonder if the stuff they give you would work on the fretboards. Sure is slippery.
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Old Man Arthur
Posted 2008-06-11 11:31 PM (#35201 - in reply to #35194)
Subject: Re: Dweez... Heads Up...



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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR		...And it plays like Butter...
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guitarwannabee
Posted 2008-06-12 12:06 AM (#35202 - in reply to #35194)
Subject: Re: Dweez... Heads Up...


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Location: Michigan		OK now were cooking ,,
Colonoscopies and laxatives

VERY MOVING :eek: GWB
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dweezil
Posted 2008-06-12 2:26 AM (#35203 - in reply to #35194)
Subject: Re: Dweez... Heads Up...


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Location: Brighty in Blighty		2ifbyC,

outstanding work! I am in your debt, quite literally. Can I PayPal you the money as I feel even worse now :-(
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Phil Wong
Posted 2008-06-12 8:15 AM (#35204 - in reply to #35194)
Subject: Re: Dweez... Heads Up...


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Location: Rego Park, NY,
Originally posted by Slipkid:
I don't like the "tract" this thread is taking.
And once it gets "going".... lookout!!
Gastrointestinal Tract? :p
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cholloway
Posted 2008-06-12 9:28 AM (#35205 - in reply to #35194)
Subject: Re: Dweez... Heads Up...


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Location: Atlanta, GA.
as I feel even worse now :-(
Proper use of the mineral oil should alleviate any feeling of discomfort you're now experiencing!
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AussieJames
Posted 2008-06-12 9:37 AM (#35206 - in reply to #35194)
Subject: Re: Dweez... Heads Up...



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Location: Brisbane Australia		In about 60 seconds :D
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MWoody
Posted 2008-06-12 10:28 AM (#35207 - in reply to #35194)
Subject: Re: Dweez... Heads Up...



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Location: Upper Left USA		Brad,

I thought you were an "Amsoil" kind of guy?

As I get older I realize the importance of good lubrication in just about every aspect of life.

Gotta go...
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cliff
Posted 2008-06-12 10:48 AM (#35208 - in reply to #35194)
Subject: Re: Dweez... Heads Up...


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Location: NJ		Pretty much EVERYTHING in Life (from Internal Combustion Engines, Procreation, to Waste Management) revolves around two major factors:


Timing & Lubrication.
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2ifbyC
Posted 2008-06-12 10:53 AM (#35209 - in reply to #35194)
Subject: Re: Dweez... Heads Up...
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast
Originally posted by dweezil:
Can I PayPal you the money
Hell no! It's been worth every penny for the entertainment value...

Besides we've performed an OFC public health awareness service. I can see this 'movement' gathering momentum to the point that the members will be wearing brown ribbons in support instead of just 'skid marks'.

Originally posted by MWoody:
Gotta go...
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