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stephent28
Posted 2006-04-02 9:58 AM (#259707)
Subject: OT - Home Remedies



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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066		HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.
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Beal
Posted 2006-04-02 12:14 PM (#259708 - in reply to #259707)
Subject: Re: OT - Home Remedies



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Posts: 14127

Location: 6 String Ranch		Brilliant. this is perfect. follow it to the letter of the law and you're there.
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Capo Guy
Posted 2006-04-02 2:11 PM (#259709 - in reply to #259707)
Subject: Re: OT - Home Remedies



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Posts: 4394

Location: East Tennessee		LOL!!

Now who's going to clean up the coffee that's on my computer keyboard? :D
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