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Location: Zion, Illinois | Originally posted by Watchme22:
What do you do if you were in a room with Osoma bin Laden, an angry bear and a lawyer and you have a gun with only two bullets?.........
Yoy shoot the lawyer twice. I thought you shoot bin Laden twice, then use the empty gun to club the lawyer to death! |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | cwkII
He should be hung by the parts that make him think he is attractive to the opposite sex. Very seldom would that be his scrawney neck.
I admire any judge who says "Hung by the scrotum at dawn and left there till he dies!!" |
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Location: Midland, MI | He should be hung by the parts that make him think he is attractive to the opposite sex. His wallet?
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Location: 6 String Ranch | usually need a very large rope for the wallet... |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Hung by a rope fashioned from his wallet and the contents therin, looped around the scrotum and the remainder determining the distance he shall fall (insert the formula for acceleration at the proper altitude here). The leather shall be wound around the neck with enough slack to allow the sight of his castration prior to his asphixiation. (U.S.C. 14ever8hisend) |
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Location: Upper Left USA | "68% of all statistics are made up"
USA Today did a poll on apathy and empathy in America.
50% didn't know and the other half didn't care! |
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Location: Madison, Wisconsin | 85% of all humans are abnormal. |
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White men can sing the blues.
