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'05 Tour Limericks
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karmanng |
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Joined: February 2003 Posts: 68 Location: Malden, Massachusetts | There once was a guy name o' Cliff A Jersey-born, sharp-witted stiff he put down his Adamas and picked up two llamas how true was that Photoshop ".TIFF"? Sorry. Let's see what y'all can come up with! | ||
Slipkid |
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Joined: September 2003 Posts: 9301 Location: south east Michigan | Behold the mighty Adamas So many were thrust upon us I felt like a fool Cause they had to wipe off the drool. About them we always fuss | ||
ChatMan |
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Joined: August 2004 Posts: 604 Location: Tampa, FL | It must the roundback mystique That each of us find oh so chic Since in the pics I see guys playing licks With Ovation-like torso physiques | ||
ChatMan |
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Joined: August 2004 Posts: 604 Location: Tampa, FL | While I confess to a convex anterior, I'm suspicious of motives, ulterior. Kaman must desire We 'rounders' acquire A non-roundback whose contour's superior | ||
Standingovation |
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Joined: June 2002 Posts: 6197 Location: Phoenix AZ | There once an idiot from Bellmawr Who sold guitars for a living near and far Dressed in mauve he looked stunning Dealing with trolls he was cunning And his service was way better than par. | ||
MWoody |
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Joined: December 2003 Posts: 13987 Location: Upper Left USA | First installment There once was a Man near Pawtucket Who liked to hit balls from a bucket He made extra cash By selling us GAS From our favorite guitars he did pluck it! | ||
karmanng |
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Joined: February 2003 Posts: 68 Location: Malden, Massachusetts | ..I know Cliff is working up a killer Limerick...I just know it!! | ||
cliff |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842 Location: NJ | I don't know, Master Trickett. Yours is a hard act to follow . . . Just the fact that you could work "Adamas" and "llamas" in there was a stroke of pure genius. | ||
schroeder |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 4413 | There was a young man out of Colton Who asked if the neck was a bolt on. The answer was "Nein! Ve are not Frankenstein, But we use your cd to put cups on." There was an old man outta Joisey Who was apt to get rather noisy. At the OFC tour He drank like a brewer And didn't get home 'til next Thoisdy. There once was a gumshoe named Paul Who to get there had a long haul. So he slipped a new 'O' in his Hawiai 5-0 Thinkin' "This'll sit nice on my wall." A fanatical golfer named Bill, Who lives on an island and hill, When asked why this was Replied, "It's because, You addicts are footin' the bill." | ||
ChatMan |
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Joined: August 2004 Posts: 604 Location: Tampa, FL | Schroeder, I concede ChatMan out (folding his tent and scurrying away) | ||
MWoody |
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Joined: December 2003 Posts: 13987 Location: Upper Left USA | Not to compete, but to compliment: While Bill’s claim to fame is Ovations His cash comes from fueling this Nation Of High-Flying Hogs Like Buffet’s big dog He accepted the checks with elation! While the Tour was blast it was true The greatest thrill came from a view Of a room out of bounds To most Camera hounds Why, Ernie – I think it was you! | ||
Standingovation |
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Joined: June 2002 Posts: 6197 Location: Phoenix AZ | Why do you all hate Martin And think that their owners are smartin The truth is the box Can knock off your socks Well at least they sound better than fartin | ||
ChatMan |
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Joined: August 2004 Posts: 604 Location: Tampa, FL | Standing O, I knew there was a limerick in the Martin flatulence reference, just didn't have time to figure it out today. Nice job. MWoody, Your last efforts are very nice. Even have the nice limerick look in monospace type. | ||
MWoody |
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Joined: December 2003 Posts: 13987 Location: Upper Left USA | I will pass on the Haiku round. | ||
jb |
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Joined: December 2004 Posts: 370 Location: Isle of Man, UK | I'm afraid that I was not there, instead - sat home pulling my hair out by the root, puffing on a cheroot and blowing smoke rings in the air. Ba-dum tish. JB | ||
schroeder |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 4413 | UNSTOPPABLE GAS ATTACKS. The ones who were there are so smug (Like they've given their weenies a tug) But way up their ass (Which no movement will pass) They've been infected with Kaman's GAS bug. | ||
Jeff W. |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039 Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Cause I weren't there, I'm a wanker Oh, to have held 47 and spank her instead here i sits reading poetic bits and licking my lips don't help my canker | ||
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