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karmanng
Posted 2005-06-30 10:59 AM (#146208 - in reply to #146158)
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OFC members beware - if a photo of your face is avaiable to Cliff, you, too, might end up in a colorful swedish '70's dance orchestra group photo
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cliff
Posted 2005-06-30 11:07 AM (#146209 - in reply to #146158)
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. . . or worse.
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TWA
Posted 2005-06-30 12:25 PM (#146210 - in reply to #146158)
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Didja hear about the two naked women drinking beer on the beach? They got sand in their Schlitz.
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Beal
Posted 2005-06-30 12:45 PM (#146211 - in reply to #146158)
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I think that was at Amelia Island. I remember reading about it in the paper. It was right next to the article about Bubba getting baptized down at the county boat ramp.
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Waskel
Posted 2005-06-30 1:54 PM (#146212 - in reply to #146158)
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ANNOUNCING THEIR DEBUT TOUR!

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Phil Wong
Posted 2005-06-30 2:07 PM (#146213 - in reply to #146158)
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Waskel
I have got to spend time with PhotoShop to learn how to do this. :D That's really funny :cool: :)
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Slipkid
Posted 2005-06-30 2:18 PM (#146214 - in reply to #146158)
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Phiiiiil....
OFC tour pics first. Photoshop playtime later. :D
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Phil Wong
Posted 2005-06-30 2:37 PM (#146215 - in reply to #146158)
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Brad,
My film is being processed in Hollywood, Ca. I guess the paparazzi get first priority. Maybe Moody can go undercover and get my film done faster. The lab received my film on June 23rd.
So it should be any day now :(
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-06-30 2:59 PM (#146216 - in reply to #146158)
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Waskel.
You're a genius ;)

The Gert Jonnys reunite for their first tour in 30 years.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-06-30 3:01 PM (#146217 - in reply to #146158)
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Whoops, I wasn't gonna let on...

(I didn't want to raise my target profile)
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Waskel
Posted 2005-06-30 3:03 PM (#146218 - in reply to #146158)
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Originally posted by Jeff W.:
Waskel.
You're a genius ;)

The Gert Jonnys reunite for their first tour in 30 years.
Yeah. I had to hurry. I was sure you'd beat me to it. :rolleyes:
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Waskel
Posted 2005-06-30 3:05 PM (#146219 - in reply to #146158)
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Originally posted by Phil Wong:
My film is being processed in Hollywood, Ca.
Couldn't find a one-hour photo in NY, eh?
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Phil Wong
Posted 2005-06-30 3:26 PM (#146220 - in reply to #146158)
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Waskel,
A friend of mine had a 30 minute photo lab for more than 10 years. He closed his lab and re openned in a location further away. He is totally digital now. I don't like the chain drugstore photo labs. They are usually operated by a pimpled faced high school drop out. The one and only time I used the chain drug store lab, the pictures came out lousy and the disc had thumbnails that were upside down and backward.
I told the kid that it was done wrong and this kid insisted that he could only feed the film into the machine one way according to the film's barcode.
The lab in Hollywood is a professional lab. I dont't like sending my film in the mail but their results are great. I found a local professional lab but their priority is medium format(Hasselblad 2 1/4 negatives). I have a Hasselblad that I use for certain jobs but I only have a 60 mm lens(38mm wideangle 35mm film equivalent.
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Waskel
Posted 2005-06-30 3:30 PM (#146221 - in reply to #146158)
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Phil, Phil, Phil....


I was kidding!

I know you take your photography seriously, or you wouldn't still be using that old-fashioned, shoot-and-hope-for-the-best film stuff. :D
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Waskel
Posted 2005-06-30 3:56 PM (#146222 - in reply to #146158)
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What's the difference between a banjo & a ukulele?
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Waskel
Posted 2005-06-30 4:10 PM (#146223 - in reply to #146158)
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How do you get a working musician off your front step?
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cliff
Posted 2005-06-30 4:15 PM (#146224 - in reply to #146158)
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pay him for the pizza.
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Waskel
Posted 2005-06-30 4:15 PM (#146225 - in reply to #146158)
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Thank you. He was starting to get on my nerves.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-06-30 5:48 PM (#146226 - in reply to #146158)
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Originally posted by Waskel:
What's the difference between a banjo & a ukulele?
Impact force fending off attackers?
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Slipkid
Posted 2005-06-30 6:17 PM (#146227 - in reply to #146158)
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*****sigh*****
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GrilledCheese
Posted 2005-06-30 7:32 PM (#146228 - in reply to #146158)
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Must be the sheltered life I had, but I have never heard of the Gert Jonny's. :D


Kind of makes you wonder what they are doing now.. :D
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stephent28
Posted 2005-06-30 7:35 PM (#146229 - in reply to #146158)
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I believe they be hangin at the OFC bar and grill.
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Phil Wong
Posted 2005-07-01 6:59 AM (#146230 - in reply to #146158)
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Waskel,
That's Okay. But did you pick up on the fact that I am a Pharmacist who doesn't like the big chain drug store? :rolleyes: :eek: :p
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GrilledCheese
Posted 2005-07-01 7:00 AM (#146231 - in reply to #146158)
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Now that we have the Gert Jonny's thing settled, I'll get back on topic. :)


Why don't anteaters ever get sick?


Because they're full of little anty bodies. :D
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Waskel
Posted 2005-07-01 9:05 AM (#146232 - in reply to #146158)
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Originally posted by Jeff W.:
Originally posted by Waskel:
What's the difference between a banjo & a ukulele?
Impact force fending off attackers?
Banjos take twice as long to burn.
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