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Location: closely held secret | I quit smoking salmon, it was just too hard to keep lit...
Need anything from Alaska? Hmmm. We've already got mosquitoes... |
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Location: San Bernardino, California | Moss? Cranberries? Fireweed? Forget-Me-Nots? |
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Location: NJ | Kodiaks? |
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Location: Snellville, GA | Originally posted by cliff:
Kodiaks? But cliff, you should be able to pick up a camera anywhere. |
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Location: NJ | 
Eat Me???
Eat YOU!!!!! |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Having heard the phrase "you can't polish a turd" being used by some co-workers I was reminded of a Product from the Great State of Alaska.
Seems that when the Kodiak awakes from hibernation and attempts to get back into a "regular" routine one of the by-products of the reduced metabolism physiological shutdown is a very dense plug that forms at the end of the out door. There are those brave souls that will find this nearly fossilized artifact and engrave images upon it, similar to the East Coast Scrimshaw. and yes, they will also polish it!
Just a thought... |
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Location: NJ | If there are any Opie&Anthony fans out there:
". . ButtPlugg?? . ." |
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Location: Anchorage, Alaska | I'm a hunter/fisher and have lived up here for 35 years and it is true about the Brown bears "plug" but... I have never heard of it being that hard to where anyone has engraved, polished or had done anything else to them. I just had to call a buddy of mine at Alaska Fish & Game who is one of the head bear biologists and he couldn't hardly stop laughing long enough to ask me if I was serious. Polished, engraved butt plugs, I don't think so... |
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Location: Upper Left USA | AFG,
I can't help it if you find them too late! You gotta got them when their fresh.
Apparently you do know your $h1T! Just don't ruin it for the Sourdoughs! :eek:
I was working off of urban legends on this one. |
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Location: closely held secret | Umm. AFG, how about just a tooth or something. You know, from the other end.
...yeah, that'd be fine. Don't want you to go 'out of your way'. |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | I don't know about "buttplugs", but I would mortgage my soul for some quality smoked salmon, or smoked albacore from the Pacific. As you get ancient, some of your food experiences become like memories that can't be forgotten.
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Location: closely held secret | Bailey, you're only in NM, not Outer Mongolia.
You've got a computer, order some stinkin salmon and enjoy it! |
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Location: GA USA | I took a fishing trip to AK years ago. I ate the halibut for 2 years, and it was fantastic. Probably the highlight was a float trip in rowboats through a canyon, fishing for huge rainbows. We rounded a bend and there was a moose drinking from the river, bald eagles in the trees... just beautiful!
Fished out of Soldotna with an outfit called Johnson Bros. |
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Location: south east Michigan | Just like Godzilla....this thread re-surfaces once again!
Is the book(s) still on the move????
If they have run their course perhaps we should think if a final resting place.
Perhaps....
Back to Woody..where at least one of the books started.
cwkII's house????
Maybe send them to Rick Hall at the Mothership? |
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Location: Parrish, FL | I have yet to see a copy. Is there one waiting for a new home?
Blues |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ....but did AFG send Waskel a pair of Moose Poop Earrings is what I want to know...
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Location: closely held secret | I got one from AFG a few days ago. It will be on it's way to Georgia next, I believe. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | yeah, so, did you get the earrings? |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
....but did AFG send Waskel a pair of Moose Poop Earrings is what I want to know...
...and they look quite fetching, too. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | I woulda thought they'd look like $%!t. |
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Location: south east Michigan | Well....it looks like things are still moving along. |
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Is the "book" still on the move?
