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BanjoJ
Posted 2022-03-25 4:42 AM (#557205)
Subject: (Bad) Guitar Joke/s



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Location: Thredbo, NSW, Australia		This guy said to me: 'I'm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.'

I said: 'Is that a fret?'
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Patch
Posted 2022-03-25 2:00 PM (#557206 - in reply to #557205)
Subject: RE: (Bad) Guitar Joke/s



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Location: Steeler Nation, Hudson Valley Contingent

BanjoJ - 2022-03-25 5:42 AM This guy said to me: 'I'm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.' I said: 'Is that a fret?'

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That made my kids groan!

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numbfingers
Posted 2022-03-25 3:40 PM (#557207 - in reply to #557206)
Subject: Re: (Bad) Guitar Joke/s


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Location: NW Washington State		Slide guitar players fret less.


Edited by numbfingers 2022-03-25 3:41 PM
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Mike S.
Posted 2022-03-25 4:38 PM (#557208 - in reply to #557207)
Subject: Re: (Bad) Guitar Joke/s



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Posts: 599

Location: Ottawa, Ontario, CANADA		Hello, Everyone,
In my last vinyl recording session, produced here in Ottawa, way back in the mid 80's, I worked with a fellow musician who had a 1983 Ovation Collector's Series guitar. It never stayed in tune in the recording studio, because at the time, he had somehow, inadvertantly, put the wrong gauge (i.e. Mediums, not Lights) of the newest Adamas Strings on it!?, and thus drove both the records' producer, and/or engineers nuts. The group's name/title track was....wait for it...,"DON'T FRET." (Where's the Emoji for, "Insert Rim Shot and Cymbal Crash Here", when you need it?) You can't make this stuff up. Ironic, or what, eh?
Mike S.
Ottawa, ON.,
CANADA

Edited by Mike S. 2022-03-25 4:44 PM
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DanSavage
Posted 2022-03-25 6:02 PM (#557209 - in reply to #557208)
Subject: Re: (Bad) Guitar Joke/s



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Location: Pueblo West, CO

Mike S. - 2022-03-25 2:38 PM
...wait for it...,"DON'T FRET." (Where's the Emoji for, "Insert Rim Shot and Cymbal Crash Here", when you need it?) You can't make this stuff up. Ironic, or what, eh?

 

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Love O Fair
Posted 2022-03-25 7:28 PM (#557210 - in reply to #557205)
Subject: Re: (Bad) Guitar Joke/s



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Location: When??		Sometime back there was a bad guitar joke in music news headlines-- "Fender Buys Ovation!"






Edited by Love O Fair 2022-03-25 7:29 PM
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Mike S.
Posted 2022-04-12 1:14 AM (#557275 - in reply to #557209)
Subject: Re: (Bad) Guitar Joke/s



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Location: Ottawa, Ontario, CANADA		Hey, Dan,
Thanks for the, "monkey business", as Chuck Berry so aptly put it. The eyeroll just broke me up!
Mike S.
Ottawa, ON.,
CANADA
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Mike S.
Posted 2022-04-12 1:14 AM (#557276 - in reply to #557209)
Subject: Re: (Bad) Guitar Joke/s



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Posts: 599

Location: Ottawa, Ontario, CANADA		Hey, Dan,
Thanks for the, "monkey business", as Chuck Berry so aptly put it. The eyeroll just broke me up!
Mike S.
Ottawa, ON.,
CANADA
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Love O Fair
Posted 2022-04-12 9:29 PM (#557277 - in reply to #557205)
Subject: Re: (Bad) Guitar Joke/s



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Posts: 1802

Location: When??		That drummer reminds me of someone who is exhausted, with 16 dates still left to play, fed up with his band mates, can't face another meet-and-greet, tired of eating catered turkey sandwiches back stage, can't take another practical joke on the bus, misses sleeping his own bed, and just wants the tour to be over.
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shawn
Posted 2022-05-28 9:48 PM (#557350 - in reply to #557205)
Subject: Re: (Bad) Guitar Joke/s


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Posts: 76

Location: Chapin SC		This young man attacked a guy with his instruments and was arrested. He came before the judge who asked, "first offender?" To which the young man said, "no your Honor. First a Gibson, then a fender". They strung him up
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