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Location: atlanta | Check this robot's moves:
http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/content/multimedia/video/index.html?c...
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Location: NJ | Lemme know when it can change strings . . . |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | If he doesn't leave dirty socks on the floor and remembers anniversaries...
Gentlemen, we've been replaced by a robot... |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
Gentlemen, we've been replaced by a robot... only if he'll sit and just listen for at least 15 minutes at a time. |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | Here's his sidekick.......(he sucks :eek: )
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Location: Central Oregon | Originally posted by TRboy:
Here's his sidekick.......(he sucks :eek: )
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(Beat ya' Cliff.) |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Hey that reminds me of this joke, these two aliens arrive on earth, land next to a gas station.
They've never seen a human. So they walk up to the coke machine and say take me to your leader. The coke machine says nothing. So one of the aliens says if you don't speak up, I'll blast you with my ray gun. The coke machine says nothing. So he blasts the coke machine, and there's cans and coke everywhere.
They walk over to a stack of oil cans, and say take me to your leader. The cans say nothing, so he says, I warned you and he shoots the cans, and there's oil and cans all over the place.
They walk over to the gas pumps, and say take me to your leader. The pumps say nothing, so he says, speak or I'll blast you to smithereens. The pumps say nothing. So he shoots the gas pump and there's an awesome explosion that knocks the aliens on there asses and they sit there looking at each other with smoke coming out of their antennas and one of the aliens says what the f@(k happened? The second alien says, you shoulda known ... anyone who can wrap his dick around his belly and stick it in his ear has gotta be tough! |
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Location: NJ | I always liked the episode of "Futurama" where the robots stumble upon an ancient "repair shop" and while searching through the dust-laden artifacts, one finds a schematic for a VCR and says:
". . ohhhh! . . . you're a "dirty girl"!!! . . ." |
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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | Just wondering . . . if somebody pushed this robot over, could it get back up? |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Well, if getting up is related to hose size, I'd say it'd be Shop Vac R2D2 that would have the problems. Asimo, as far as I can tell, has no hose. |
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OT: C3PO has arrived
