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Location: atlanta | A Canadian friend of mine sent me this:
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:
370H-SSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he showed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad.
Eventually they asked RCMP for help. Within a minute RCMP emailed the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down." |
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Location: big island | funny!
on a serious note, it is well documented, outside of the US, that osama, who had nothing to do with 9-11 by the way, died of kidney failure in december 2001 and was buried in the mountains of southern afghanistan. our own FBI has admitted that osama is "probably dead". yet the powers that be continually milk the osama legend to keep us in a state of fear.
it is rumored however, that osama loved to play his adamas guitar. he liked how the words, "osama" and "adamas" sounded when spoken together. |
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Location: Yucaipa, California | ...nah. Sombody else told me that he shaved, changed one letter in his name and is running for U.S. President..... |
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Location: big island | and lynn cheney says her husband and obama are related. eighth cousins. i regretfully admit that dubya and i are also eighth cousins. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | This is way too political, however I will vote for Alabama Bim Laden before I'll vote for the bitch on a broom. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | ...the lesser of two weasils...
Are there any more Pro Wrestlers available for the job?
Speaking of guitars... |
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Location: Tennessee | There a great book everyone should read ... "The Looming Tower" by Lawrence Wright. It documents the rise of al-Jihad and al-Queda. Very eye-opening and a good read. It won the Pulitzer. |
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Location: big island | speaking of guitars and politics, have you heard of the "ron paul" model yet? finally a model with integrity! |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by stonebobbo:
It won the Pulitzer. that fact scares me away from it. "al qaeda" is a fictitious front for our own cia, in my own studied opinion.
okay, i know i'm treading forbidden ofc territory. i'm out. |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | All I can say about that is:
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OT--The Mounties always get their man
