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Captain Lovehandles
Posted 2008-02-16 11:55 AM (#54797 - in reply to #54772)
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Location: GA USA		I don't really mind the Gap. Some of their commercials are cool.
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Oddball
Posted 2008-02-16 1:11 PM (#54798 - in reply to #54772)
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Location: CA		I had a sweet young southern lass once say to me: "I sure feel like balling tonight — want to?" An insanely stupid conversation (on my part) ensued and imagine the embarrassment when it turns out she actually said BOWLING.
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Waskel
Posted 2008-02-16 3:46 PM (#54799 - in reply to #54772)
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Location: closely held secret		Who won?
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muzza
Posted 2008-02-16 5:54 PM (#54800 - in reply to #54772)
Subject: Re: OT: hawaii's invisible cows



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Location: Sunshine State, Australia		We (and the Brits) call 'em "rubbers" - you call 'em "erasers".

Imagine the confusion at school.

"have you got your rubber?"

"Mum! I'm only seven!"
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muzza
Posted 2008-02-16 6:05 PM (#54801 - in reply to #54772)
Subject: Re: OT: hawaii's invisible cows



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Originally posted by Oddball:
I had a sweet young southern lass once say to me: "I sure feel like balling tonight — want to?" An insanely stupid conversation (on my part) ensued and imagine the embarrassment when it turns out she actually said BOWLING.
Years ago, in Italy, I was fitting this school kid from Northern England with skis and boots - he was about 12 and the last client for the day. 3 of my friends had come down to help me tidy up.

I weighed the kid to set the bindings and for a rakishly thin kid, he weighed a ton.

I jokingly asked him where he hid his weight and he replies "I've got big balls!"

All four of us looked at each other, :eek: I said "big WHAT?" (We ALL heard him say "balls!")

Turns out he said "Bones".

Aren't dialects great? :p
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MWoody
Posted 2008-02-16 6:22 PM (#54802 - in reply to #54772)
Subject: Re: OT: hawaii's invisible cows



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Location: Upper Left USA		I still think that this local sign had a lot of merit!

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