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Location: Phoenix AZ | Why is this site's server like my wife ... a few frantic minutes of action and then just plays dead. Dave |
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| Why is this site's server like his wife.....endless hours of quick and warm responsiveness and then plays dead when Dave tries to log on? |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Here they come. Go ahead Woody, might as well post what you emailed me ... |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | She doesn't respond when you hit the button... |
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Location: Cicero, NY | ...and when she does, it's to the pleasure of everyone in the room... |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | What are you talking about, "minutes?" |
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Location: Midland, MI | Man, do I feel bad for you old guys.
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Location: Nova Scotia, Canada | Slow seems to be the norm lately...with the occasional times where things work as they should.
With only 4000 members or so, traffic shouldn't be a problem.
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| Its certainly not all down to traffic. It was almost completely frozen up this morning at 10am GMT, which would be 5am EST and about three weeks last Tuesday on the left hand coast. Unless Master T. and jb were recalculating the amount of dark matter unaccounted for in cliff's beard I figure I was the only one on the board. I n3early dieed of boredom trying to log in and gave up. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Server slowdown conspiracy theories:
higher paying Client performs backups or reports using near capacity Server resources.
Hacker attacks causing filtering/resources issues.
Waskel hacking in from Africa. |
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Location: Isle of Man, UK | Originally posted by schroeder:
Unless Master T. and jb were recalculating the amount of dark matter unaccounted for in cliff's beard . Run!!! We've been rumbled...
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Location: Phoenix AZ | I still think that it is my boss who has somehow figured out how to slow down the system in an attempt to improve my work productivity. Dave |
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Location: Toronto | ...so your boss accuses you of a few frantic moments as well?!?! Time for a vacation Dave! |
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Location: Isle of Man, UK | The first post reminded me of something witty I recently saw on the back of a dirty White Van, making a nice change to the "Clean me" comments.
Someone had written in the dirt with their finger "I wish my wife was as dirty as your van", and some other wag had scrawled underneath it: "She is, mate".
Classic street humour, Isle of Man style.
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Location: 6 String Ranch | I've never noticed that it's slow, just that occasionally it's really fast and then returns to normal. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Ah, Bill's Law of Relativity!
Due to a recent sprint of posting I see that W2 has overtaken Alpep in the postings. Now I get to compete with two venerable persons to make my mark!
I don't know how many smart ass comments I can make in a short time to do that. Might even have to discuss guitars on occasion! |
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Location: NJ | Looks like I have just way too much crap going on in my life right now. You will konw when life settles down you will see me posting more often. but remember boys and girls I do read the posts and I am watching your every move............... |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | My money is on Woody's ability to make smart ass comments.
When I tried to click onto this thread the last time, the server timed me out. How prophetic. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | I see him posting past us shortly, give him a weerk or two. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Quality is more important than Quantity.
Wife: "Wouldn't you rather like to have sex just once a year and make it really special?"
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Location: Upper Left USA | I anticipate a burst of Ovational energy to take place once I actually send Al the rest of the money and I anticipate a custom order to arrive.
This will be followed by a short silence and then by multiple angle pictures using the full 500 pixel allotment.
Then I pack for the 40 Years of "O" OFC Tour and All Night Jam Session! Then you will see that I'm really not that smart or much of a guitar player. Some of you may want to kick my butt while others will need a hug. |
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