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Location: Upper Left USA | I just received this and before I really think about it I'll share:
The Musicians Promise
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away."
True Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ba$tard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally scored.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a$$.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
10. When you die I will help your grieving Widow clean out your garage and music room. It's the least I can do!
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel. |
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Location: East Tennessee | Woody,
Where do you come up with this stuff. :confused:
Cool. :D
You forgot # 10. When You die. I want dibs On your guitars. :D :D |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Someone has been spending to much time in his workshop inhaling saw dust and woodchips. :rolleyes: :eek: |
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Location: Upper Left USA | #10 ammended!
People send me stuff. I rarely rebroadcast but this seemed original enough. I create nothing, plagarism saves time!
You can use that if you want! |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | All new technology will first be used for porn and humour. It has been thus since we started painting on cave walls.
Remember fax jokes? |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Heck, I remember mimeograph and punched IBM Card humor!
Hey, that's not funny anymore... |
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Location: East Tennessee | Originally posted by MWoody:
I create nothing, plagarism saves time!
I know what you mean.
Do you want to hear the new Christmas song I wrote?
I'm thinking of calling it "White Christmas". :D |
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OT: The Musician's Promise
