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Location: Back in the Valley of the Sun Mesa Az. | Tired of playing that same stale old stuff you've been working on since 1908? Tired of watching all your friends making millions on their music, while you wallow in utter obscurity? Cheer up Bucky, I've got the answer!
Send today to Norseman/Popeil for your very own million dollar "Pocket Music Writer". This revolutionary device can make an instant millionaire celebrity of the most novice of musicians. Here's how it works;
Pick any three chords at random,write them down, and enter them into the special Pocket Musician "paper bag" provided with your Pocket Music Writer. Next, write down the first five words from 6 different newspaper, magazine, or periodical articles of your choosing. Finally, put the bag in your Ron Popiel food dehydrator(available at our web-site) for thirty two hours and....WALLA! You'll end up with an original score that will be sure to make you the envy of your neighbors!
Along with your Pocket Music Writer, you'll get testimonies from some of our hundreds of satisfied customers. Robert Zimmerman from Hibbing Minnesota wrote "I don't know How Many Roads I walked down looking for an answer that seemed to be Blowin in the Wind, until I found the "Pocket Music Writer". This amazing device has been the next best thing to Knockin on Heavens door!".
SEND FOR YOURS TODAY!
Send NO MONEY! simply send a self addressed stamped envelope, and an Ovation Elite to:
Norseman/Popeil Enterprises
Brainerd, Mn. 56401
or call 1-800-555-5555
that's 1-800-555-5555
order today at 1-800-555-5555
sorry no COD's, to 1-800-555-5555
call now
1-800-555-5555!
Norse(BUT WAIT, if you order in the next FIVE minutes, I'll include absolutley free of charge, that pocket vegetable dicer you've always dreamed of!)man1 |
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Location: SoCal | Norsey:
You gotta get a life man. |
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Location: Back in the Valley of the Sun Mesa Az. | No... I gotta get an ELITE! ;)
I bet yours is getting cold and lonely ever since that Blonde came into your life.
In the words of Monty Hall..."Let's Make a Deal!"
Norse(a guy has to have dreams, #1. That Log home on Sylvan Lake, #2. A beautiful wife, and #3. A vintage Ovation Elite. Well, one out of three aint bad!)man1
p.s. and no,I don't live on a lake ;) |
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Location: SoCal | Well Norsey, I'm always up for beautiful wives, but since I already have one, I don't know what else we could trade on.
Actually, the Elite is played a little less around the house since I got a 1968 Deluxe Balladeer (shinny bowl). Wonderful guitar.
But if I had to pare the collection to just one guitar, it would by my 1537 Elite. |
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Location: Back in the Valley of the Sun Mesa Az. | sure, throw a little salt in the wound. |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Norse
Please send me two of them devices as my creativity is mighty low. I'll pay you from the first mammoth royalty check, after expenses. |
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