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Paul V
Posted 2004-04-30 6:46 PM (#188757)
Subject: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: Tucson, Arizona
I got a kick out of this, thought all of you might enjoy it.

I knew I was in trouble when I found this website and others appeared to share my “sickness”.

I now know I’m a “true” member of the OFC. I just found an email in the box from someone who I helped find a particular O. The OFC “friend” (if I may be so bold) purchased the guitar (I believe) site unseen from across the country based on the info I was able to gather and report.

I don’t know, it just made me laugh, and realize that there are others who share my “insanity”.

Paul V.
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Northcountry
Posted 2004-04-30 7:05 PM (#188758 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...
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Paul glad you posted this note? I found three nice Ovations for sale today and was wondering if I should post them for the rest of you guy's? Don't know if this is appropriate?? If the group thinks this is good I will post them? in the for sale section. I am not the seller but the prices look good and I have seen photo's but not the guitars? they are local to me in Upstate NY? one is a Glen Campbell 1927, and a Pacemaker 12string 1615, and Balladeer 1978? Let me know Randy
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Jon
Posted 2004-04-30 7:11 PM (#188759 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: Napa Valley
. . . .You compare the (ahem) "roundness" of your wife to that of your Adamas . . .
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MWoody
Posted 2004-04-30 11:43 PM (#188760 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...



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Location: Upper Left USA
...when someone sticks your head on David Cassidy, sticks you on the internet and you don't mind because there's a nice Custom Balladeer in the picture!
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Bailey
Posted 2004-05-01 1:31 AM (#188761 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: Las Cruces, NM
When you log on at midnight, and log off at 2 AM, no wiser and lusting after 5 more guitars you can't afford, and totally confused by some guy with a British accent listing the details of the intricate face pattern of a $10,000 acoustic amp, only one of which was ever made, and he has it, but he reccommends that all 2500 members buy one.
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Old Applause Owner
Posted 2004-05-01 7:48 AM (#188762 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: Canton (Detroit), MI
....when you open another string from a new member that is looking for opinions on what this Ovation he wants to sell is worth......

....also, when you have this recent interest on learning all you can about llamas......

Roger
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cliff
Posted 2004-05-01 9:22 AM (#188763 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: NJ
When you blow $85 bucks on "vanity plates" that say SLOT-HEAD.
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moody, p.i.
Posted 2004-05-01 9:31 AM (#188764 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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When you realized that you're friends with people who
blow $85 bucks on "vanity plates" that say SLOT-HEAD
.

And it makes perfect sense to you.
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Paul Wag
Posted 2004-05-01 10:07 AM (#188765 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: Fort Worth, Texas
When you show up to a hotel in Connecticut, a state you've never been to and you feel right at home...

:cool:
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cliff
Posted 2004-05-01 10:59 AM (#188766 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: NJ
The term "OHSC" gives you a "chubby".
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moody, p.i.
Posted 2004-05-01 11:00 AM (#188767 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Ok, at that point, I'm drawing a line.....
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cliff
Posted 2004-05-01 11:04 AM (#188768 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Okay, fine.
How about this one:

You have a friend who calls himself "cwk2" . . . and he's NOT some loser with a CB radio.
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moody, p.i.
Posted 2004-05-01 11:08 AM (#188769 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Yup. That works for me.
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Stevechapman
Posted 2004-05-01 2:56 PM (#188770 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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when you continually go to the members Photo Gallery..and pretend all the Ovation guitars pictured are yours! :D
Do we need a dose of reality or what?
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MWoody
Posted 2004-05-01 3:04 PM (#188771 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...



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The fact that this idea ran through my head:
Steve has the start of a great idea ;)

How about an OFC Survivor run? any struggling Producers or Network execs out there?

Each tribal contest results in the winners getting a new O. The final could be for a "Slothead"
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alpep
Posted 2004-05-01 5:34 PM (#188772 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: NJ
how about we just let me hurl insults at people and the last one standing wins???
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Mr. Ovation
Posted 2004-05-01 5:37 PM (#188773 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: The Great Pacific Northwest
When you think that OHSC stands for Ovation Hard Shell Case.
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Nils
Posted 2004-05-02 11:34 PM (#188774 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: Central Oregon
Originally posted by Mr. Ovation:
When you think that OHSC stands for Ovation Hard Shell Case.


You mean it doesn't!!??

/\/\/
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Bailey
Posted 2004-05-03 1:41 AM (#188775 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: Las Cruces, NM
Does that mean that there is something else for sale in all those Ebay Ovation ads that feature a OHSC? You know your a member of the OFC when you have missed out on some form of debauchery because you didn't understand the acronym, and are fearful that when you find out, your soul will be joining Robert Johnson's, or should I say "Bob" as we seem to be growing closer as I spend time here, and also his good friend "Beelzebub", whose nickname is "Horny" because of growths on his forehead rather than his sexual habits, though I've heard those are bizarre. :eek: :eek: :eek:
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jasingram
Posted 2004-05-03 7:21 AM (#188776 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: Georgia USA
...when you've always been the oldest member of your favorite message board... but now you're the youngest!

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Wuzhizzoner
Posted 2004-05-03 8:52 AM (#188777 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: Converse, Texas
Oooooooooooohhhh Jas ... let me get my walker... :D
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jasingram
Posted 2004-05-03 9:58 AM (#188778 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: Georgia USA
Actually, Yeronner, we're probably about the same age.
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Stevechapman
Posted 2004-05-03 10:06 AM (#188779 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: Fayetteville, NC
All of the Sudden I feel very young! :D
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Paul V
Posted 2004-05-03 10:17 AM (#188780 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: Tucson, Arizona
These are GREAT folks!

I'm laughin' so hard I've got tears in my eyes.

I guess you know you're a member when the reply posts make you laugh. Particularly when more than half of the posts apply to yourself, without question, and your family agrees!

Paul V. :D
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Stevechapman
Posted 2004-05-03 11:06 AM (#188781 - in reply to #188757)
Subject: Re: You know you're a member of the OFC when...


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Location: Fayetteville, NC
And All The OFC members Said...
AMEN!!! :cool:
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