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persephone
Posted 2005-03-21 11:54 AM (#158713)
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it's true, at least usually. women's bodies are curvy and have bulges that men don't have to think about. (although i think most straight ones think about them an awful lot, just not in the way i'm refering to.) this is why, after playing my dad's ovations, settling for a regular guitar was so hard for me. it doesn't feel right. ovations feel like they were made for my body. this is also a reason that i, and perhaps other women out there (and men with bitch-tits?) may prefer shallow bowls. i hate to see them completely do away with shallow bowls for that reason.
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John B
Posted 2005-03-21 11:57 AM (#158714 - in reply to #158713)
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Can't argue with any of that. :)
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-21 11:59 AM (#158715 - in reply to #158713)
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y'know . . . there's NOTHING quite like a good levage of the upper sinus region with MountainDew in the middle of the afternoon! . . . .

Thanks for that, Persephone.
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-21 12:01 PM (#158716 - in reply to #158713)
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glad i could brighten your monday! ;)
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-21 12:04 PM (#158717 - in reply to #158713)
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"and men with bitch-tits?"

Umm...I believe the clinical term is gynocomastia

;)
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-21 12:10 PM (#158718 - in reply to #158713)
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No. . .

. . . it's bitch-tits.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-21 12:13 PM (#158719 - in reply to #158713)
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...Then "bitch-tits" it is!
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TWA
Posted 2005-03-21 12:15 PM (#158720 - in reply to #158713)
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I thought they were man-boobs.
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-21 12:19 PM (#158721 - in reply to #158713)
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okay guys, i was trying to say something somewhat serious about ovation guitars, their appeal to women, and perhaps a group of people who have been overlooked by ovation as far as marketing and also maybe overlooked in consideration as far as doing away with 'girl-sized' guitars. shoulda known it would degenerate into bitch-tits banter with this classy group... ;)
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MWoody
Posted 2005-03-21 12:28 PM (#158722 - in reply to #158713)
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Cliff, et al,

Please don't scare anybody else away until we have at least collected dues!
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schroeder
Posted 2005-03-21 12:30 PM (#158723 - in reply to #158713)
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I play a shallow bowl.
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TWA
Posted 2005-03-21 12:31 PM (#158724 - in reply to #158713)
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I'm out...
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-21 12:36 PM (#158725 - in reply to #158713)
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dues!? is that why i'm only a junior member??
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-21 12:42 PM (#158726 - in reply to #158713)
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Originally posted by persephone:
shoulda known it would degenerate into bitch-tits banter with this classy group... ;)
I got so much class it's coming out my a...

(and your point is well taken. Much of the world we live in is designed with a male perspective, and what we take for granted, doesn't necessarily work for all parties...)
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-21 12:43 PM (#158727 - in reply to #158713)
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"dues!? is that why i'm only a junior member??"

no, cuz.... yer a girl


...or less than 20 posts...
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cholloway
Posted 2005-03-21 12:48 PM (#158728 - in reply to #158713)
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Get the word out... smaller IS better!!!

Persephone,
You didn't REALLY expect us to pass on the "men with bitch-tits" thing, did 'ja??? :-)
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MWoody
Posted 2005-03-21 12:51 PM (#158729 - in reply to #158713)
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Juniors turn to Members at their 20th post. I was using a passive aggressive remark to try to control chaos and cataclysm. The trick is to deflect the momentum.

While there are no fees - there are some cool things in the OFC Store!

The shirts and Ball Caps fit Men and women equally! OK, they do look better on the Women, I can't help that!

Standing Ovation looks good in the T-shirt too! Ask Cliff!
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-21 12:51 PM (#158730 - in reply to #158713)
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I would suspect that the new ContourBowl may perhaps be more suitable to our more "voluptuous" members . . .
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-21 12:57 PM (#158731 - in reply to #158713)
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Excuse me while I pat myself on the back, as this topic DID in fact result in an exorbitant amount of "restraint" on my part . . . particularly after BikeWeek in Daytona . . .
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ChatMan
Posted 2005-03-21 12:58 PM (#158732 - in reply to #158713)
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Cliff,
Miss a week, miss a lot. Check out the mid vs. shallow thread for the contour bowl discussion. The logic of this board is what keeps us all coming back.

MWoody,
Nice try, this group is something like intellectual Brownian Motion. Problem seems to be locating regions of higher intellectual concentration. Though the high part seems to be a done deal.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-21 1:06 PM (#158733 - in reply to #158713)
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Originally posted by ChatMan:
this group is something like intellectual Brownian Motion. Problem seems to be locating regions of higher intellectual concentration. Though the high part seems to be a done deal.
Uh, whud?
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schroeder
Posted 2005-03-21 1:08 PM (#158734 - in reply to #158713)
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Brown motions.... No, it's too easy.
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Wuzhizzoner
Posted 2005-03-21 1:09 PM (#158735 - in reply to #158713)
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Cliff:

We're proud of your restraint!
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Wuzhizzoner
Posted 2005-03-21 1:28 PM (#158736 - in reply to #158713)
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persephone: How about posting some pics of your prized acquisition?
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-21 1:39 PM (#158737 - in reply to #158713)
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both of 'em.


.


(sorry.)
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-21 1:42 PM (#158738 - in reply to #158713)
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Cliff,
You win.
I just reprised your soda levage.
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stephent28
Posted 2005-03-21 1:58 PM (#158739 - in reply to #158713)
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Amazing....all these posts in such a short time. Must be the topic title.
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Stevechapman
Posted 2005-03-21 1:59 PM (#158740 - in reply to #158713)
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I had already swallowed my beverage by the time I read this page.Or i would've lost mine too!
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riker
Posted 2005-03-21 2:18 PM (#158741 - in reply to #158713)
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I would like to hereby propose that 'manboobs' be shortened to 'moobs'.
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Strummin12
Posted 2005-03-21 2:34 PM (#158742 - in reply to #158713)
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Persephone?...were you at the last Ovation Tour? I remember meeting you-you were very cool. I think you lent my Michele a Melissa Ferrick Cd to listen to that day (I think that was her name). We bought a cd of hers later that weekend.

Anyway, hope you're well. Perhaps you'll be at this year's tour.

Be well.
Johnny
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Paul Wag
Posted 2005-03-21 2:35 PM (#158743 - in reply to #158713)
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So, persephone, are playing a shallow-bowl, or did you settle for a "regular guitar"? Not to late to get a shallow bowl, might I recommend a Legend 1867....
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Wuzhizzoner
Posted 2005-03-21 3:00 PM (#158744 - in reply to #158713)
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I vote for moobs ... or maybe "mits."
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Phil Wong
Posted 2005-03-21 3:05 PM (#158745 - in reply to #158713)
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If anyone one is taking a drug called Aldactone or Spironolactone. This is a water pill/diuretic. A side effect from long term use of this drug is Gynecomastia.
Another drug that has an unusual side effect is guanethidine. Though no longer in production or use. It was used for high blood pressure. The side effect caused Explosive Diarhea :eek: . As you might have guessed when I took my State Board Exam for Pharmacy I did not get these questions wrong.

Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-21 3:07 PM (#158746 - in reply to #158713)
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. . . time to reprise Mr. Castanza's "Manssiere" . .
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-21 3:12 PM (#158747 - in reply to #158713)
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". . Explosive Diarhea . .'

Great band name . .
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TWA
Posted 2005-03-21 3:22 PM (#158748 - in reply to #158713)
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Originally posted by cliff:
". . Explosive Diarhea . .'

Great band name . .
or, maybe 'ManBoobs"...
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-21 3:30 PM (#158749 - in reply to #158713)
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"Explosive Diarhea"...folks in the first 10 rows, be warned...

"Persephone and the Manboobs"...not bad

"The Gynocomastoids featuring Persephone"...so,so

But, "The Bitch Tits", is a no-brainer
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spunky banter
Posted 2005-03-21 3:56 PM (#158750 - in reply to #158713)
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"Shoulda known it would generate into bitch tits banter with this classy group."

Ahem.... that would MISTER Bitch-tits Banter to you!!

Spunky "BT" Banter
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Steve
Posted 2005-03-21 4:13 PM (#158751 - in reply to #158713)
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...I think you chased persephone away, guys...

Steve
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schroeder
Posted 2005-03-21 5:50 PM (#158752 - in reply to #158713)
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Having just read all the way through this topic I can't imagine why.

Do you think she dug into the vault and found the poll on how old we all are?
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Capo Guy
Posted 2005-03-21 5:54 PM (#158753 - in reply to #158713)
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What is the record for "Most posts on a topic"?

Or "Most posts in a 4 hour period"?

This one may break the record.
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schroeder
Posted 2005-03-21 6:01 PM (#158754 - in reply to #158713)
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It may be that being a woman she asked a question, got an answer (of sorts) and moved on with her life. I've noticed that about women. They always want to stick to the topic they started with.
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an4340
Posted 2005-03-21 7:12 PM (#158755 - in reply to #158713)
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If she was a woman. You know, people post things sometimes just to provoke a reaction. You know, persephone is a mythological character who spends half her life in hell. She was kidnapped by the king of hades ... and well the story is really horrific. A chronically unhappy person living a life of dread. I'm just saying it seems weird.
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-21 8:29 PM (#158756 - in reply to #158713)
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this is great, guys. i only have access at work, which is why i disappeared... you've not heard the last of me... i have to go record now before one of my 'manboobs' gets impatient...
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cruster
Posted 2005-03-21 8:38 PM (#158757 - in reply to #158713)
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I avoided this thread because I wanted to claim that I exercised more restraint than cliff. But, if I didn't post here, I couldn't claim it...what a dilemma.

Has anyone seen Fight Club? The beginning? 'This is Bob. Bob has...'

Classic.
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Islander
Posted 2005-03-21 9:33 PM (#158758 - in reply to #158713)
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persephone, may I appologize for this bunch. They are for the most part the greatest. Sometimes they need the keeper to close the cage for the day. Those of us from Ohio never have problems like that! (Can't believe I got through the post without adding a comment I'd regret later)
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HydraShok
Posted 2005-03-21 9:39 PM (#158759 - in reply to #158713)
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I have no opinion whatsoever on this topic. Just felt I had to join in.........
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Nils
Posted 2005-03-21 10:44 PM (#158760 - in reply to #158713)
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Well waddyaknow! I pop in to see what's going on tonight & fall *ker-plop* into a four page diatribe on bOObs!

"It's gunna be a good day Tater" - Sluggo White

Btw, I hope you realize how hard it was for me to not add that "Celebrity Painter" picture to tie in with the 'explosive diarrhea' posts.
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Standingovation
Posted 2005-03-22 5:51 AM (#158761 - in reply to #158713)
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Ha ha ha, this whole man-tits thing sure is funny. Ever stop to think that we're poking fun at a medical condition? And perhaps those that suffer from it don't exactly think it's a laughing matter? Should we also make fun of people with cancer, acne, diabetes, birth defects? Sorry to be such a kill-joy about this. But, there's a fine line bewteen humor and insensitivity, and I think we're dangerously close to crossing it. My choice was to ignore this thread or give my opinion. Just like all other threads, you got my opinion. Dave
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jb
Posted 2005-03-22 7:11 AM (#158762 - in reply to #158713)
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Interesting, Dave.

It never crossed my mind that we were doing that. Just speaking from personal experience, in that I lost a lot of weight over last Summer, and the first place it disappeared was from my man-boobs (bitch-tits, whichever). Now I've started putting some ahem "insulation" back on, guess where it's re-appeared... right.

I'm not claiming that it's medical or not, I just know that my shirts are tighter when I'm fat. And just for the record, I didn't take offence. I'm sure that none was intended by anyone.

Interestingly enough, Persphone's title of this thread was precisely what I was trying not to say in her other topic (towards the end of "Mid vs Shallow bowl"). I do try to be subtle.

JB (the Freudian!)
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TWA
Posted 2005-03-22 7:25 AM (#158763 - in reply to #158713)
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I resemble my remarks...
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schroeder
Posted 2005-03-22 7:45 AM (#158764 - in reply to #158713)
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I'm outraged. I'm going to burn my bra.
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MWoody
Posted 2005-03-22 7:46 AM (#158765 - in reply to #158713)
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Can we just add an "Instant Greamlin" and be done with it?
Nils - When you say what you didn't say, have you said it or not said it? Who's to say

Al must not be feeling very well since he hasn't told us to knock it off yet. Uncle Al! You alright?

Mention Poop or Boobs and this place turns into a Lemming dash. Tag, you're it!
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-22 10:34 AM (#158766 - in reply to #158713)
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i love fight club, love meatloaf's bitch-tits ('his name is robert paulsen')...

my dad suggested perhaps a reverse contour bowl for those of us with certain anatomy. interesting thought.

btw, my dad (bauerhillboy) reads these and probably thinks you're all a bunch of pigs.

:)
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Stevechapman
Posted 2005-03-22 10:38 AM (#158767 - in reply to #158713)
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Oink! Oink!! :D
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MWoody
Posted 2005-03-22 10:42 AM (#158768 - in reply to #158713)
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Congratulaions Al and Miles!

You now have Members in the 2nd Generation!!!

Personnaly, I dread the thought of my offspring reading my early posts, as well as some of my early-posts. :eek:
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 10:52 AM (#158769 - in reply to #158713)
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". . Congratulaions Al and Miles!

You now have Members in the 2nd Generation!!! . ."

Actually we've had Father&Son Hugh & Scot McMillan since last year's Tour . . .


btw:
The ContourBowl was already suggested by one of our brighter (and morally sensitive) members earlier in this thread.
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-22 10:58 AM (#158770 - in reply to #158713)
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yes it was, but i believe the contour bowl is big on top, little on the bottom, which doesn't help with the breast issue. hence, reverse contourbowl.
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 11:12 AM (#158771 - in reply to #158713)
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You're probably just better off with a shallow bowl. I have a friend who's somewhat Jane Russell-esque, and she was amazed how comfortable my shallow-bowl Legend-12 was when she picked it up & tried it . . .
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-22 11:21 AM (#158772 - in reply to #158713)
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ani difranco has a song that's been running thru my head since this thread started. she says:

'my breast is cradled in the curve of my guitar/ i'm breaking strings and other things playing hard/ i'm not on the rag and i'm not on the run/ i'm matching the big boys one for one/ and i must admit i am having myself some fun'

that's my new theme song. she's my goddess.
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 11:28 AM (#158773 - in reply to #158713)
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There's an interview with her in the latest edition of AcousticGuitar Magazine . . .
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-22 11:31 AM (#158774 - in reply to #158713)
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no shit! thanks for letting me know!
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 12:05 PM (#158775 - in reply to #158713)
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It's got a Larivee 12-string on the cover.


btw:
They reviewed a large variety of 12-strings in the issue from Avalon to Yamaha . . . . not an Ovation in the bunch . . .

. . . although, they DID "mention" the CelebrityLimited-12 in the "also ran" section of lesser, "budget" guitars . . .


. . . Philistenes!!
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MWoody
Posted 2005-03-22 12:16 PM (#158776 - in reply to #158713)
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"They reviewed a large variety of 12-strings in the issue from Avalon to Yamaha . . . . not an Ovation in the bunch"


No credibility there! Who owns and pushes that rag?
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willard
Posted 2005-03-22 12:29 PM (#158777 - in reply to #158713)
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"Untouchable Face" GREAT song.
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-22 12:31 PM (#158778 - in reply to #158713)
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hell yeah. :)
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Strummin12
Posted 2005-03-22 12:35 PM (#158779 - in reply to #158713)
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Ani can jam! I rented her "trust" dvd and she was really impressive and unique on guitar. Of the cds and dvds I've heard from her, I don't love all her stuff, but I do admire her a whole lot. She's got guts, serious business smarts, she's unique, independent, and VERY creative, has interesting lyrics, and she plays the hell out of that guitar. Her technique is outrageous.

Johnny
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-22 12:38 PM (#158780 - in reply to #158713)
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sometimes i get frustrated when i listen to her because i know that there is no way in hell i will ever be that good. she blows my mind.
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alpep
Posted 2005-03-22 12:47 PM (#158781 - in reply to #158713)
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what blows my mind is how this thread can get tons of responses but someone has a REAL slothead for sale and I have to beg people to respond.

I am coming close to deleting the first thread ever on the OFC.
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 12:55 PM (#158782 - in reply to #158713)
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It think that THAT all stems from "response" being ONE thing . . . . "CAI$H" being another . . .
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-22 12:57 PM (#158783 - in reply to #158713)
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dude, it has to do with breasts.
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 1:00 PM (#158784 - in reply to #158713)
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They work for me . . . .
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MWoody
Posted 2005-03-22 1:05 PM (#158785 - in reply to #158713)
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I thought CH was going to trade it for the Title on the Statue of Liberty? You know, that tall Woman in the New Jersey Harbor, flowing robes, torch? Seems we didn't get the paperwork when it was delivered!

Sound familiar Cliff!
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 1:12 PM (#158786 - in reply to #158713)
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y'LOST me there, Woodrow . .

. . . but then again, I've BEEN there before . . .
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MWoody
Posted 2005-03-22 2:00 PM (#158787 - in reply to #158713)
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You were confused. Lost is when you find your gas tank on "E" and actually consider asking for directions in the 7/11!

I thought the Slothead was going to France.

You did not get paperwork with your slothead.

I too, am looking for a Super Shallow guitar. For NONE of the reason's mentioned on this string. But I will post on a new string.
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 2:16 PM (#158788 - in reply to #158713)
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ok . . . NOW . . I getcha :)

I wouldn't mind getting a shallowbowl for gigging myself. Ultimately, I'd like to get an oversized padded gigbag (like a TribalPlanet) and fit my shallow12 and a six in it together face-to-face . . .

btw:
Thank You for recognizing that the Statue is in NEW JERSEY!!! ;)
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schroeder
Posted 2005-03-22 3:52 PM (#158789 - in reply to #158713)
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Not only are they great for gigging but they are the best for sitting quietly picking in the kitchen when you get home at 2am after a gig and everyone else in the house is fast asleep. i always figured that the guy who invented the shallow bowl was a married man.

BTW - the goddess persephone sent me a private email with a question that if jeffw/cliff/cruster and sundry others ever find out I've even been asked I shall have to move to Canada.
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 4:08 PM (#158790 - in reply to #158713)
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You get home from a gig at 2am??

Brits have it so easy!

I'm usually just switching the P.A. "off" at 2 . .
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schroeder
Posted 2005-03-22 4:15 PM (#158791 - in reply to #158713)
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Unlike you I don't have to hang around dealing with the line of groupies. ;)
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-22 4:16 PM (#158792 - in reply to #158713)
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Originally posted by schroeder:
BTW - the goddess persephone sent me a private email with a question that if jeffw/cliff/cruster and sundry others ever find out I've even been asked I shall have to move to Canada.
Schroeder,
You could make the STANFEST! July 1-3!!
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-22 4:19 PM (#158793 - in reply to #158713)
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yeah, . . . but the groupies have all the breastices . . . .

How's THAT for getting things back "on topic" :D
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schroeder
Posted 2005-03-22 4:25 PM (#158794 - in reply to #158713)
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cliff - i surrender.

jeff - let it go. there are no takers.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-22 4:30 PM (#158795 - in reply to #158713)
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Cliff,

It's not so much your wit, as your courage, I admire.
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moody, p.i.
Posted 2005-03-22 5:54 PM (#158796 - in reply to #158713)
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It's not courage, it's blind ignorance that leads Clifford on....
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schroeder
Posted 2005-03-22 6:18 PM (#158797 - in reply to #158713)
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Blind Ignorance.... shouldn't there be another name to complete his blues monicker?
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cruster
Posted 2005-03-22 7:12 PM (#158798 - in reply to #158713)
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breastices, cliff? I thought the proper term was breasticles.
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Watchme22
Posted 2005-03-22 7:44 PM (#158799 - in reply to #158713)
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If you want to get a serious thread going just use the word "Breasts". Funny how that works...
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schroeder
Posted 2005-03-23 3:34 AM (#158800 - in reply to #158713)
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Anyway - where has our goddess gone? All this wisdom and insight that only a collection of mature and sensitive men can provide and she runs away. Women.
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Northcountry
Posted 2005-03-23 7:16 AM (#158801 - in reply to #158713)
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Must be the Breast thing that got me to actually read through this thread?? Does not say much for my character now does it? Interesting thoughts about the Ovations fitting a Woman's shape. I find my Ovations "fit or nonfit" have little to do with my Chest area but when I gain a few pounds around the belly The Guitar tends to tip so I can see the strings better when I play standing up?? I can see where a Womans body would be more comfortable under the Breast area using an Ovation though. We have a bold female member hear! And we love it! And as close to being non "G" rated for our younger members this post may become..... She has a very important and perhaps even a very good selling point to make concerning the round back design of the Ovations! As for "Man Boobs" I do not have that problem but, I do notice, as I age I get cranky at least once a month now?
Al Before you delete that first post let us see it.. It would be of curious interest to see what started all of this! and yeah if it will save you room go through and start deleteing.

Randy
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MWoody
Posted 2005-03-23 7:49 AM (#158802 - in reply to #158713)
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This string is like some of the more successful Ebay Auctions. Lots of description, strong visual references, keywords used throughout and a lot of Bidders coming in at what they think is the end! Does it matter what is for sale?

Good point, long discourse, no class!

...And I mean that in a nice way...

...Bless our hearts...
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Capo Guy
Posted 2005-03-23 8:15 AM (#158803 - in reply to #158713)
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Some posts just take on a life of their own.
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-23 8:34 AM (#158804 - in reply to #158713)
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"Some posts just take on a life of their own."

apparently. and to the brit, i run away every day at 2pm. time to leave this one and go to the other shit job. believe me, you boys don't scare me. but you do amuse the hell out of me. :)
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schroeder
Posted 2005-03-23 8:39 AM (#158805 - in reply to #158713)
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That's Brit with a capital B. And you a librarian?
How come you've only been here 2 minutes and you already figured out this quote thing? I still can't work out how to do it.
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-23 8:48 AM (#158806 - in reply to #158713)
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it's a simple matter of copy and paste. pretty basic stuff. too complicated for the likes of you foreigners. ;)
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-23 8:51 AM (#158807 - in reply to #158713)
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Originally posted by schroeder:
That's Brit with a capital B. And you a librarian?
How come you've only been here 2 minutes and you already figured out this quote thing? I still can't work out how to do it.


Schroeder,
Only because I think you'll be needin' to use them frequently in the near future, am I willing to tell you... If you just click on those little things called "quotation marks" above and to the right of the post you wish to reference... voila, by magic the quote appears in a reply box...

Now...
See Spot.
See Spot run.
Run, Spot, run
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John B
Posted 2005-03-23 8:53 AM (#158808 - in reply to #158713)
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Originally posted by cliff:
yeah, . . . but the groupies have all the breastices . . . .

How's THAT for getting things back "on topic" :D
Cliff, I've seen some of your groupies. I think that your partner Rick has better "breastices" than most of 'em (and less facial hair) :D
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-23 8:57 AM (#158809 - in reply to #158713)
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Jersey's Finest!
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texbaz
Posted 2005-03-23 9:02 AM (#158810 - in reply to #158713)
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We talkin Turkey Brestices, or Chiken, I'm sure mighty hungrey!
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-23 9:03 AM (#158811 - in reply to #158713)
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Originally posted by persephone:
it's a simple matter of copy and paste. pretty basic stuff. too complicated for the likes of you foreigners. ;)
Persephone post number 20. Welcome to puberty.
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-23 9:05 AM (#158812 - in reply to #158713)
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how come my posts are stuck at 20? i was all excited to be a real big-girl member (which i was told happens after 20 posts) and my last 2 posts say 20 and still junior member.
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-23 9:06 AM (#158813 - in reply to #158713)
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okay, i guess it just took a sec. and thanks jeff. :)
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-23 9:18 AM (#158814 - in reply to #158713)
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they grow up so fast . . . .
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-23 9:22 AM (#158815 - in reply to #158713)
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You know what happens with puberty...

Women have....

Hah!!!! :D
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-23 9:26 AM (#158816 - in reply to #158713)
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jeff! that was post number 420! i think you should celebrate. (please tell me you know what that means...)
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-23 9:29 AM (#158817 - in reply to #158713)
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pffffffffttttt!!! . . . . . . . . "here". . . . .
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-23 9:30 AM (#158818 - in reply to #158713)
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nice :)
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-23 9:34 AM (#158819 - in reply to #158713)
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wait...let me put on some Marley....
:cool:
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cliff
Posted 2005-03-23 9:36 AM (#158820 - in reply to #158713)
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Poor Miles and Al.

They had started out with such GOOD intentions . . .


. . . somehow, it all just went horribly "wrong" . . .
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-03-23 9:40 AM (#158821 - in reply to #158713)
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...I was playing my Ovation along with the opening run to Redemption Songs...
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persephone
Posted 2005-03-23 9:48 AM (#158822 - in reply to #158713)
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hey guys... how many of you are going to be at the factory tour in june?
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Paul Wag
Posted 2005-03-23 9:59 AM (#158823 - in reply to #158713)
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I should be returning this year... :D :D
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Stevechapman
Posted 2005-03-23 10:39 AM (#158824 - in reply to #158713)
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I'm planning on being there.
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Capo Guy
Posted 2005-03-23 10:55 AM (#158825 - in reply to #158713)
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I was reading the latest additions to this post, grabbed one of my 12 strings and started singing "Will The Circle Be Unbroken". :D

By and By Lord By and By. :o

I'm still not to good on the quote thing either, but I've figured out the Graemlin thing. :D
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jb
Posted 2005-03-23 11:45 AM (#158826 - in reply to #158713)
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Originally posted by persephone:
hey guys... how many of you are going to be at the factory tour in june?
I'll be there in spirit only I'm afraid (and by 'spirit' I don't mean Moonshine or Hooch!).

With two O's currently shipping to me, I'm afraid that the Bank Manager won't let me take a little jaunt to the real world.

Maybe next year, although that will probably mean not buying any more... tough choice to make!

JB
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WeaserP
Posted 2005-03-23 11:51 AM (#158827 - in reply to #158713)
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You people are just having WAY too much fun with this.
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TWA
Posted 2005-03-23 12:38 PM (#158828 - in reply to #158713)
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Mamma wants a vacation that time of year and I,m too close to Florida to be thinking North. :cool:
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Wuzhizzoner
Posted 2005-03-23 1:01 PM (#158829 - in reply to #158713)
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This is one of the breast topics I've ever read...
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