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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | In recognition of our British breathren going to the polls tomorrow, I thought OFC might have an election of our own... |
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| I voted for Waskel |
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Location: closely held secret | Thanks, Schroeder!
Daffy has such temper issues :mad: , and he panics so easily. :eek:
He's really not suited for politics, I'm afraid.
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Waskel, you're dethpicable
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| This is way more entertaining than the real thing. We don't have coloured pictures over here yet. |
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | LOL!! You waskelly wabbit!! |
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Location: closely held secret | Dethpicable, maybe, birdbeak boy. But electable, electable. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Let the Mudslinging begin!! You flea bitten, fur bearin' varment. |
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| In an interview this evening the wabbit admitted:-
"I washed my thing last night and I can't do a hare with it." |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | washed... in the shower with a campiagn aide, not his wife. |
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| Stick to the issues Duck. What's your position on carrots? |
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Location: East Tennessee | I would have preferred The Roadrunner. BEEP BEEP! :D |
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Location: Ft. Lauderdale, Florida | Suffer'in suckatash... wears's porkies vote ??? |
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Location: Tennessee | My vote is for Marvin the Martian. He's most likely to fit in best with the rest of the pols. |
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Location: Snellville, GA | I say, look here boy, where's the write-in for Foggy? |
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Location: UK - Canterbury Kent | Well I just voted and there was not a Duck on my ballot.
But it would have got a "cross" if there was.
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Location: Cicero, NY | Pardon me, missuers, but I believe the lovely female sector would be mine...
Pepe LePew
...Ooo, and what do have over here...? |
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Location: closely held secret | I have a great video clip for this if I only had somewhere to post it... |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | I'm puzzled by the title of this thread. Yes, I know there are various cultural and ritual particulars around the world related to ones genitalia. But aren't British erections pretty much the same as anyone elses ??? Dave |
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| We lean a lot further to the left than your average yank.
No wonder you guys have so much trouble with your elections - there are 2 candidates in this poll and all of you want to vote for someone else. Now pick the duck (wrong answer) or the wabbit (wight answer). Or Camilla will be over on a state visit. |
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Location: NJ | ". . I'm puzzled by the title of this thread. Yes, I know there are various cultural and ritual particulars around the world related to ones genitalia. But aren't British erections pretty much the same as anyone elses ??? Dave . ."
That's ELECTIONS, Emily Litella!
. . . "oh, . . . never mind. . . . " |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by schroeder:
We lean a lot further to the left than your average yank. They also commit a lot of unintended double-entendre. |
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Location: Midland, MI | I think we should have a write in campaign for Johnny Bravo.
'Does anyone wanna see muh comb mah hair reeeal fast?' |
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| "They also commit a lot of unintended double-entendre"
It was not an accident. |
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Location: closely held secret | Ok.
They also intentionally commit a lot of unintended double-entendre. |
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| Better. |
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| Low turn-out again. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Guys, we're giving the Brits WAY too much credit. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | After all they do speak real english and they only go to one knee for their Leaders! |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by MWoody:
After all they do speak real english If it wasn't for the Yanks, they'd be speaking GERMAN! |
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | Marvin has a slight advantage,..he carries(Gasp)
An automatic ghetto Bunny Blaster! :D |
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Location: closely held secret | I'm not worried. Marvin's an idiot martian, and I'm no ghetto bunny. |
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| "If it wasn't for the Yanks, they'd be speaking GERMAN!"
If it wasn't for the Brits getting there first so would you.
German immigrants outnumbered Brits about 4 to 1.
Gesundheit. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by schroeder:
If it wasn't for the Brits getting there first so would you. How true! |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | I thought I was voting for George (George V) Jones, who had a mentally challenged session as the "Old Man" and the "Doolittle Duck" at one time in his career. The two characters fought to the death, but the Duck seems to have escaped to Britain, I vote for the duck but I still like "The Race is On". Or any George the Fifth song. Did the British George the Fifth have an affinity for half liters of Bourbon??
Bailey Stump (George Washington stayed at the Stump Plantation when he was surveying the Western Mountains. Stump might be GERMAN!) |
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| It's over. Neither the duck nor the wabbit won.
We got the Texas Poodle. |
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Location: closely held secret | Naw. 58% to 42%. Looks like a clear majority to me. |
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Location: NJ | Texas Poodle . . .
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Location: closely held secret | Here\'s why Daffy is not suited to be in politics... |
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| Guess who was the first world leader to phone and congratulate him? Go on, try real hard. |
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Location: closely held secret | Why shouldn't he? Blair kept his word. More than a lot of 'world leaders' did. |
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