OFC Cruise??
cliff
Posted 2005-10-24 6:04 PM (#131998)
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In honor of my impending 50th (Friday, Feb. 24th), Jeanette and I have decided to celebrate with a Cruise.

She has a friend who handles all of her company's Corporate Travel arrangements, and also has her own business booking/arranging Cruises.

She (Donna) has booked us as a "Group" (so far, we've got about 6-8 people), and told us that the bigger we can make this "Group", the better the chances of getting a better price on rates ("how much" would be dependent upon "how many").

"H-m-m-m-m-m-m-m" me thinks.
Why not turn this into a big friggin' floating GuitarParty/Mid-Winter Escape??

I ran this by Al/Miles, and they gave me "the Nod".

Here's the "Deal" :
Review the Details below. If you're interested, contact me and I will put you in contact with Donna. Donna will handle ALL of the details, arrangements, collection of funds. If we can muster up enough people, the Rates will be adjusted accordingly by the level of discount we'd be entitled to.

The Cruise:
Norwegian Cruise Line's “Norwegian Dawn”
11Day/10-Night Cruise (Thurs. Feb. 23rd – Sun. Mar. 5th)

The Itinerary:

Thurs. Feb. 23 - Departs New York
Fri. Feb. 24 - (Cliffie gets FitShaced) At Sea
Sat. Feb. 25 - At Sea
Sun. Feb. 26 - Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas USVI
Mon. Feb 27 - Road Town, Tortola BVI
Tues. Feb 28 - Philipsburg, St. Maarten
Wed. Mar 1 - San Juan, Puerto Rico
Thurs. Mar 2 - At Sea
Fri. Mar 3 - Great Stirrup Cay (NCL's private island)
Sat. Mar 4 - At Sea
Sun. Mar 5th - Return to New York

The Rates (as they stand right now):
Inside Cabin-$929/pp,
OceanView Cabin-$1,029/pp,
Balcony-$1,319/pp

Whilst I realize that (with a NYC departure), any OFC'ers who MIGHT wanna participate would probably be those from here in the Northeast, but it's pretty much an open invitation to ANYONE who might be able to "swing it".
All are Welcome!

If anyone's interested, contact me and I'll keep you apprised as details unfold . . .

This could be Fun!
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moody, p.i.
Posted 2005-10-24 6:12 PM (#131999 - in reply to #131998)
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50??? Man, are you gonna be old!!!

"Apprized"???
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-10-24 6:24 PM (#132000 - in reply to #131998)
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Sounds like a two night, two day party and 8 day hangover...

...but with seasickness.


ISBT
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2005-10-24 6:28 PM (#132001 - in reply to #131998)
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Sorry, Cliff. I can't tell my wife about this because we just got back from Napa Valley for her 50th. We both flew for free and rented a cheap car, but we did spend a lot on food and wine. She'd love to go on a cruise, too. About the only way I could talk her out of it is to show her your picture and a few of the llama posts. "You want to spend 10 days on a boat with this guy?"
Congratulations anyway. 50 is young.
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Weaser P
Posted 2005-10-24 6:35 PM (#132002 - in reply to #131998)
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At 50, don't you really do a little more "dragging it" than "swinging it"?
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Buckaroo
Posted 2005-10-24 6:59 PM (#132003 - in reply to #131998)
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Ah. to be young again. I had a chance to go on a cruise like this once, but could not raise the fare. It was a heck of a nice ship too,
the Titanic.
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stephent28
Posted 2005-10-24 8:24 PM (#132004 - in reply to #131998)
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Cliff, if interested, when would be a deadline for committing, paying, etc.
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stonebobbo
Posted 2005-10-25 12:25 AM (#132005 - in reply to #131998)
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Do they stock Patron aboard the Dawn, or do we have to self-provision? Never done a cruise before but lady stonebobbo perked right up as she has fond memories of running through rainstorms in San Juan. And our anniversary just happens to coincide with the stop in San Juan. Synchronicity?

Stupid question, but is the fee all-inclusive?
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cliff
Posted 2005-10-25 7:51 AM (#132006 - in reply to #131998)
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T-28;
I'll either find out the "particulars" and post 'em here, or I'll have Donna contact you via e-mail . . .

bobbo;
My understanding is that it's "all-inclusive" with the exception of gratuities and alcohol (but I will research).
I'm researching how large of an Anvil case I'm allowed to bring on-board, and then will calculate how many bottles will fit aforementioned case (although I suspect this will be a rum-fueled excursion) . . . .

Moody;
F@ckY*u.
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Waskel
Posted 2005-10-25 8:49 AM (#132007 - in reply to #131998)
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Cruises are generally 'all inclusive', meaning a cabin and all the food you can eat. and eat. and eat. Be prepared to go home at least 10 pounds heavier.
Alcohol is everywhere, and they charge big for it. Most cruise lines don't allow cash anywhere except the casino, so the little plastic card they give you gets quite a workout. It's easy to spend more than you think you are.
Also, most lines don't allow you to bring your own alcohol on board, except for that which you bring home duty free, and they take that and hold it for you until you reach home port.

Somebody better bring me back some cigars! :D
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Slipkid
Posted 2005-10-25 10:06 AM (#132008 - in reply to #131998)
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Sounds like fun...wish I could go.
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TMG
Posted 2005-10-25 10:56 AM (#132009 - in reply to #131998)
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Sounds like fun. I'm sure my complimentary tickets are already mailed.


50, huh? :eek:
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-10-25 11:09 AM (#132010 - in reply to #131998)
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Maybe you two (TMG) could get hired-on as the entertainment...
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cliff
Posted 2005-10-25 11:14 AM (#132011 - in reply to #131998)
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The two of us have "sank" enough establishments as it is,
I wouldn't want t'do it "literally" . . .
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Weaser P
Posted 2005-10-25 11:29 AM (#132012 - in reply to #131998)
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Hmm...hey, Cliff! If I book a room for my MIL, would you promise to watch her?

I'd owe you one. ;)
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cliff
Posted 2005-10-25 11:57 AM (#132013 - in reply to #131998)
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Sure.
Pay for MY room, and I'll make sure that
she's my partner in the SharkFishing Competition . . .
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-10-25 12:04 PM (#132014 - in reply to #131998)
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I once saw a Columbo episode that might be of some assistance here.
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cliff
Posted 2005-10-25 12:10 PM (#132015 - in reply to #131998)
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I don' need no steenking "Columbo"!! . . .

- I'm from JERSEY!
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-10-25 12:17 PM (#132016 - in reply to #131998)
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Ahh, yes. A good ol fashion whacking...

The "She She Sleeps with the Fishes Package"
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cliff
Posted 2005-10-25 12:26 PM (#132017 - in reply to #131998)
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Nuh.

It's an. . . . "Accident"


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Weaser P
Posted 2005-10-25 12:29 PM (#132018 - in reply to #131998)
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Now, now, gentlemen...that's not what I'm sayin'. And I CERTAINLY wouldn't say that in a PUBLIC type forum such as this. I mean just make sure she has a good time and relaxes a little...

(Checks in the mail, Cliff)
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-10-25 12:38 PM (#132019 - in reply to #131998)
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The Canned Salmon Incident...
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cliff
Posted 2005-10-25 12:38 PM (#132020 - in reply to #131998)
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(thx).
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TMG
Posted 2005-10-25 1:11 PM (#132021 - in reply to #131998)
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Originally posted by cliff:
The two of us have "sank" enough establishments as it is,
I wouldn't want t'do it "literally" . . .
Behold...the power of cheese(-y music)
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tragocaster
Posted 2005-10-25 4:03 PM (#132022 - in reply to #131998)
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I used to work for NCL, and also Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines as an entertainer. Several years ago I could've gotten ya that cruise for $200! I'm not in that good of standing with the cruise lines anymore, since I've badmouthed 'em all over the place over the years.

Oh well. Have fun!
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Paul Templeman
Posted 2005-10-25 4:43 PM (#132023 - in reply to #131998)
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I'm in.
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cliff
Posted 2005-10-25 4:52 PM (#132024 - in reply to #131998)
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REALLY??!!! :D

Uh-Ohh!! ;)
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cliff
Posted 2005-10-25 4:59 PM (#132025 - in reply to #131998)
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I just talked to Jeanette on the phone and (unbeknownst t'me) the deadline is kinda' close.

Detail/deadlines and such can be gotten from Donna Zigarelli at:

ship.bz2@verizon.net

Tell her that you want to be part of Jeanette&Cliff's "Group", and she'll fill you in with all of the how's/when's, & shid like dat . . .
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moody, p.i.
Posted 2005-10-25 5:05 PM (#132026 - in reply to #131998)
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If you were really our friend, you'd just pay for the whole boat and invite us all......
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cliff
Posted 2005-10-25 5:07 PM (#132027 - in reply to #131998)
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Yeah . . . I would, . . . wouldn't I . . .
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Beal
Posted 2005-10-25 7:41 PM (#132028 - in reply to #131998)
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Can't you get them to Stop by Amelia on the way down or back?
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Weaser P
Posted 2005-10-25 7:47 PM (#132029 - in reply to #131998)
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Even if they won't stop, they might be talked into tossing Cliff overboard by that point...
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-10-25 8:11 PM (#132030 - in reply to #131998)
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...I doubt he even makes Bayonne.
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Weaser P
Posted 2005-10-25 8:18 PM (#132031 - in reply to #131998)
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Cliff - Don't go for that water skiing trick either. I'll tell you right now - the trick is the rope is NOT attached!

...floated for three freakin' days before I realized my boat wasn't coming back...
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-10-25 8:42 PM (#132032 - in reply to #131998)
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Let's start a pool...$2 to get in...

Name the nearest city when the Purser tosses Cliff over the stern.
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Weaser P
Posted 2005-10-25 9:00 PM (#132033 - in reply to #131998)
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First question - does Jeanette throwing him out of the car before they get there because Cliff got a headstart on getting fitshaced count? Or does he have to actually be on the boat first? Second question - does the boat have be untied?

Maybe it would be easier if we wagered on exactly how many times Cliff goes over instead?
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TMG
Posted 2005-10-26 6:35 AM (#132034 - in reply to #131998)
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I vote for her tossing him out of the car before they pass their mailbox at the end of the driveway...
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Paulcc1
Posted 2005-10-26 6:40 AM (#132035 - in reply to #131998)
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Let's start a pool...$2 to get in
Ok let me see $2.00 to throw Cliff into a pool, sounds like a waste of money. Wait just had a visual (Waskel help with the visual ) that could be funny, just might be worth the $2.00
Pauly
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cliff
Posted 2005-10-26 8:50 AM (#132036 - in reply to #131998)
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Bill;
As much as I'd LOVE for them t'stop by, I don't think that the ship has a shallow enough draft to make it into that bay in the back of your house.

Funny thing. I'm gonna be accompanying Jeanette to her company's Annual Sales Meeting in Dec. down there in Flah.
One of the functions'll be a "Jimmy Buffett-style" Party, and I may be slated to provide the entertainment . . .
One of the venues that they were considering was the Ritz-Carlton there on the Island (where we saw the CarShow, yes??). THAT woulda' been a GoodBigFUN!! I think for logistics/economics, they opted for some place in Naples instead (bastards!).
As much as I'd hate to admit it, this weekend I was watching TV and was kinda' half-hoping that Wilma woulda' "taken out" the other resort, and things'd go back to Amelia . . .

As far as your little "pool" goes, . . . .
"Funny".
(like a turd in a punch bowl).


(Should I be worried that Jeanette has me registered under a different name? Who IS "Klinghoffer", anyway?? . . . .)
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alpep
Posted 2005-10-26 9:04 AM (#132037 - in reply to #131998)
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Originally posted by cliff:
Bill;
One of the functions'll be a "Jimmy Buffett-style" Party, . . . .)
just say HELL NO
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ChatMan
Posted 2005-10-26 9:36 AM (#132038 - in reply to #131998)
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Originally posted by Jeff W.:
Let's start a pool...$2 to get in...

Name the nearest city when the Purser tosses Cliff over the stern.
NYC

How much did I win?
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cliff
Posted 2005-10-26 10:35 AM (#132039 - in reply to #131998)
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Weaser P
Posted 2005-10-26 11:35 AM (#132040 - in reply to #131998)
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We'd really love to but the two week deal is going to stop us. What'r the chances they swing back through and drop us back off in NYC after one week?

Hello? Hello...?? Is this thing on???
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Paulcc1
Posted 2005-10-26 4:08 PM (#132041 - in reply to #131998)
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(Should I be worried that Jeanette has me registered under a different name? Who IS "Klinghoffer", anyway?? . . . .)
A distant cousin of Jimmy Hoffer, which means you are in big trouble.
So Sorry :(
Pauly
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-10-26 4:09 PM (#132042 - in reply to #131998)
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Call me, Chum........p
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Weaser P
Posted 2005-10-26 4:21 PM (#132043 - in reply to #131998)
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:D Jeff - you just have to take that show on the road. Or better yet - the BOAT! Yeah! That's the ticket!

(Hey, Cliffy - another check is in the mail. Or should I be scheduling this with Jeanette?)
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cliff
Posted 2005-10-27 7:58 AM (#132044 - in reply to #131998)
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TMG
Posted 2005-10-28 10:51 AM (#132045 - in reply to #131998)
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I'm amazed...


I can't stand to be near the guy for a few hours...and y'all are gonna pay upwards of a grand to spend TWO WEEKS with him. :eek:


;) Just kiddin' I can't stand to be near him for minutes, not hours.


It does sound like fun, though.
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cliff
Posted 2005-10-28 10:55 AM (#132046 - in reply to #131998)
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But then again, . . simpletons ARE "amazed" easily . . .


'guess it just goes t'show who my REAL friends are . . .

("Solo" Gigs . . . . ComingSoon!!)
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TMG
Posted 2005-10-28 11:00 AM (#132047 - in reply to #131998)
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Ahhh....you know you're my buddy. Who else but another malcontent could deal with you?!?!? ;)


You go in the boat, boat goes in the water, you go in the water. Cliff's in the water, our Cliff!
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cliff
Posted 2005-10-28 11:04 AM (#132048 - in reply to #131998)
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". . Fare-well and Adieu . . . . . . "
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Posted 2005-10-28 9:04 PM (#132049 - in reply to #131998)
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Hey Cliff, I know they have all kinds of entertainment and stuff on these cruises. If they have a skit-night how about you and I do a little routine. I'll be an Islamic terrorist and you be Leon Klinghoffer. You won't even have to get out of your seat. Dave
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-10-28 10:17 PM (#132050 - in reply to #131998)
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a wheel chair would make easy, Dave. Wouldn't even break a sweat.
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cliff
Posted 2005-10-29 11:31 AM (#132051 - in reply to #131998)
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Drink of the Night:
Two Shots and a Splash
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Jeff W.
Posted 2005-10-29 11:47 AM (#132052 - in reply to #131998)
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Tumbler, on the rocks, please...
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cliff
Posted 2005-11-01 7:53 AM (#132053 - in reply to #131998)
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