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Joined: January 2005 Posts: 640
Location: boulder | I decided I am going to start a new band. I would describe it as country funkadelic barbeque ski party music. Of course the first thing to decide is the guitar, so here goes...this
http://cgi.ebay.com/RARE-MENSFELD-VAMPIRE-luthiers-guitar-new-INCRE...
or that
http://www.gbase.com/Stores/Gear/GearDetails.aspx?Item=846707
any comments are appreciated, :rolleyes: |
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Joined: November 2005 Posts: 4820
Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Well, the vampire would make a better weapon.
The Ovation would probably stay in tune better.
If the band is bad enough to need a weapon,
maybe you should stay home with the ovation
for a few more years? |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 15654
Location: SoCal | This is a joke, right? |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 12750
Location: Boise, Idaho | Is the Vampire a transformer that turns into a robot? I think the price is a little high. You may want to see if anyone will pay you first. |
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Joined: May 2004 Posts: 2850
Location: Midland, MI | That Mansfeld would be way more cool if it were headless, a la Steinberger. I say, go with the quilt maple Ovation...it looks like it's on FIYAH. Purrfect for a BBQ. |
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Joined: September 2003 Posts: 9301
Location: south east Michigan | The Vampire guitar. The first thought that came to mind was that "they" are running out of ideas. I can't get worse.
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Joined: September 2003 Posts: 9301
Location: south east Michigan | And it also reminded me of this post from almost 2 years ago.
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Yikes.....What a strange one.
"My God Spock!!!!!! What is it?"
"Unknown Captain. Sensors indicate the presence of strings, frets, and tuning devices. However the library computer does not recognize this device as a "guitar".
"Can....we.....beamitaboard....Spock?"
"I would not take that action at his time. We cannot risk the safty of the crew. Computer records show that humans of the late 20th century did experimentation on the shapes and designs of guitars. Records show that a Mr. Kaman of Hartford started it all with a device called a ...."Breadwinner". By the end of the century outlaw luthiers had corrupted the instrument. By the year 2015 the United States Congress inacted laws against such experimentation. Frankly captain, I am amazed that your culture survived. The total disreguard for safty had once again almost ruined...."
"That's enough Spock.....Have Scotty put together a Fender Vibro-lux. Have it sent to my quarters with a bottle of romulan ale...no...make it Johnny Walker Red. Then..beam the devise directly to me. I will be off duty for 12 hours. I have explored the fine curves of many alien shapes..... but this one......"
****camera closes in on Kirk's face showing unbridled passion**** |
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Joined: December 2004 Posts: 1116
Location: Keller, TX | That Ovation is beautiful! |
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Joined: June 2002 Posts: 6194
Location: Phoenix AZ | THAT |
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Joined: May 2002 Posts: 1445
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada | That is one fugly guitar...not to mention that it could be lethal if you ever fell against it.
Wayne |
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Joined: December 2004 Posts: 4394
Location: East Tennessee | After watching the CMA awards show The Vampire would not seem out of place but the Ovation would be soooooooo much better.
Let's do a poll. :D |
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Joined: October 2005 Posts: 400
Location: North Texas | If you use "Buy it Now" it comes with the secret decoder ring and matching cape. |
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Joined: July 2005 Posts: 3408
Location: GA USA | Use THIS only if you're the new guitarist for GWAR |
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Joined: August 2003 Posts: 2246
Location: Yucaipa, California | ...add this to the band:
Banjo From H*ll
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Joined: May 2005 Posts: 327
Location: Evansville,IN | The Vampire looks as though a lot of the stuff was added as an afterthought. If the maker really wanted to impress me, make it out of one piece of wood, why add stuff on, makes it look cheap. Notice also no bids yet. :D
The Ovation on the other hand is a very nice guitar. I'll have one of those. :) |
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Joined: November 2005 Posts: 82
Location: Michigan | that vampire is the ugliest guitar i have ever seen. looks completely unplayable. |
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Joined: November 2004 Posts: 37
Location: Warwick, RI | Gotta flip a coin on this one... |
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