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| Joe wakes up with a blinding hangover. As he opens his eyes he sees a glass of water and 2 aspirin on his bedside table. As he drags himself out of bed he sees his clean clothes neatly laid out for him with a note on top. It says "Gone shopping early to get your favourite steak for tonight. Cooked breakfast keeping warm in the oven. Love you loads xxxxx Karen."
He dresses and staggers downstairs to find his daughter sitting at the table. In the oven is a beautiful breakfast and there's a fresh pot of coffee bubbling away.
Joe looks at his daughter "What the hell happened last night? What did I do?"
"You staggered in about 3 AM so drunk you could barely stand up. You fell into the display cabinet and broke all of mom's most precious ornaments and then you tripped over the dog and gave yourself that black eye as you broke the lamp stand falling."
"So how come I'm being treated like royalty?"
"When we dragged you up to bed and mom tried to take your pants off you screamed at her "Leave me alone bitch I'm a happily married man."" |
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Location: SoCal | That is so good that I sent it to my wife.... |
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| That is so good my wife sent it to me... |
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Location: NJ | That is so good your wife sent it to me... |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | And I just keep reading it over and over to myself ... |
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Location: Midland, MI | I sent it to myself and pretended my wife sent it to me. Then I got offended because what the hell is she trying to say? You know?! So, then I sent a reply back to her. Now I'm living in the basement. But, I have my guitars. |
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Location: Parrish, FL | Hey Cruster,
Where's the place to go for guitars in Midland? I'll be there next weekend visiting family and want to do some window shopping. |
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Location: Avondale, AZ | That is so good that I sent it to my wife....
If you were happily married you could have told it to her instead of sending it. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Id'a f@#ked the B*tch....
(where's that line again :confused: ;) ) |
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Location: Midland, MI | Originally posted by BluesSailor:
Hey Cruster,
Where's the place to go for guitars in Midland? I'll be there next weekend visiting family and want to do some window shopping. The place to go in Midland is actually in Saginaw. HAHA. Actually, there is one music shop in town, down on Main Street, MidMichigan Music (http://www.midmichiganmusic.com). That's where I got my Elite (1868) from and they're generally nice people. But, you have to watch the tagged prices. A beat up Ultra with monster top cracks for $600? :rolleyes: The same shop has stores in Saginaw and Bay City, but I haven't been to either of those in quite some time. There's a Guitarget in Saginaw, as well.
Think you'll have any free time? |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | A very good one indeed. |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
(where's that line again :confused: ;) ) ...about 10 feet behind you... |
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