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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | In light of our site host's condition, let's make him feel better with a commemorative song. We can call it the Hospital Blues. I'll start it. Feel free to add your own verses.
There’s too many nurses, pullin’ and pokin’ at me,
And I can’t stand the doctor with a finger the size of a tree.
If I wasn’t so sick, I’d be out of here quick,
And go back to being alone when I pee. |
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Location: GA USA | I can't get my supper in spite of my yellin'
And there's nothin' on TV but Oprah and Ellen.
My gown keeps on flappin' and it's cool down below
That's my only relief from the throbbin' and swellin' |
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| A guy called al got the flu
He said "Doc what'll I do?"
The doc said "Try prayer
to the Cliff with the Hair,
Or even Pope CWK2." |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | There once was a man from Nantucket.- :eek: Oh wrong thread sorry. |
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Location: Burbank | Oh no here comes that nurse again
She wants to stick that thermometer in my hairy rear-end!
I thought "Oh man this really sucks",
"This is worse than taking abuse from those OFC schmucks!"
And to think I used to complain about profanity and the OFC guitar spec requests
Now I lay here sitting in my bed-pan mess! |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I'm here just laying in this bed
with unsung songs runnin' thru my head
I ask the nurse for my guitar, please
she leaned over and gave me an IV instead |
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Location: NJ | you cats really need a life |
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Location: New York, NY | Al lays in bed thinking, "All I want is my UTE"...
But all he gets is a candy striper with a flute
While he lays there thinking nothing is dandy
He suddenly realizes she's not a candy striper, but a stripper named Candy
Now THAT's dandy!
Feel better Al
- JT |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Now that I see what can be done after 40 years of continuous practicing, I'm glad I too a generation off. Schroeder, if you can keep this thread going for another 10 years, I'll add my contribution then. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Ah, hmm hmm hmm hmm
Yeah yeah ya ya
Ah, hmm hmm hmm hmm
Ah ya ya ya ya |
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Location: NJ | drip-drip-drip
MorphineDrip-drip-drip
MorphineDrip-drip-drip
MorphineDrip-drip-drip . . . .
(Repeat As Needed) |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Rock and roll nurse fix Al's head
While he's incapicated in his bed
Instead of given him pills
to fix his ills
She gave him his ovation guitar instead |
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Location: Alberta, Canada | Ain't no pickin'
And I sure ain't grinnin'
This fever has visions
spinnin' and spinnin'
Ovation guitars and A '47's
More drugs please...
I think I'm in heaven |
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Location: Cicero, NY | B-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-p........
(Sorry, Al. Thought all the great lyrics needed a solo break)
Man crashin’ in Room 3, chart looks pretty dim
Give him one more enema and at least he’ll be slim
Must work for the gov’ment, all the crap he’s givin’
Tho’ he keeps mumblin’ ‘bout an idiot who sells gear for a livin’
(cue to Cliff's chorus) |
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Location: Omaha, NE | I'm poppin' this button all night long
Where's the nurse with my damned Darvon?
Come on baby, don't you look at me that way
Can't you see its gonna be a long stay
You may as well come and hold me tight
These lungs of mine might not make the night
Don't worry honey, I'm an Ovation man
My roundback will take you to the promised land
I'll tell you all about it, and it rhymes with "strung"
Oh no, looky now what have I done?
Come on baby, don't treat me that way
Maybe this isn't going to be a long stay
I guess I'm alone, with my roundback and my pills
Can't get no love to cure my ills
Well, no doubt about it. This is how its gonna be
They'll never belive me on the OFC. |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Originally posted by Omaha:
I'll tell you all about it, and it rhymes with "strung" Hope he's coherent enuogh not to start discussing "dung" |
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Location: East Tennessee | I think this song is going to turn out to be as long as Don Mclean's "American Pie".
Al get well soon. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | It will all just seem like a bad dream! |
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Location: Omaha, NE | I was re-reading my contribution to this thread this morning...I have to say it seemed funnier and more clever last night. And I wasn't even drinking.
Oh well. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | "I have to say it seemed funnier and more clever last night."
You are preach'in to the chior again! The older I get, the better I was! |
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Location: NJ | thank God I am on the mend |
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Location: GA USA | Great! Let's write a song about Al getting better! |
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Location: Upper Left USA | :D
This is the song that never ends... |
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Location: Midland, MI | Everyone thought
Al'd gone round the bend
But as it turns out
He's on the mend
Oh, Al's on the mend...
Yeah, Al's on the mend...
So, we'll all hafta
watch what we post
Cuz, Al is on the mend.
Industrial strength meds
After sleeping in strange beds
No telling what he got
From where he laid his head
Oh, Al's on the mend...
Yeah, Al's on the mend...
So, we'll all haveta
watch what we post
Cuz, Al is on the mend.
(A mind is a good thing to waste, boys and girls) |
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Location: East Tennessee | Needs another guitar solo and a bridge. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Twin solos and matching hair dancing!
(Is Status Quo still irritating anyone anywhere?)
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Location: Midland, MI | Originally posted by Gospel Guitar Guy:
Needs another guitar solo and a bridge. Hey, you can't expect me to do *all* of the work!
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Ode to Al