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   Joined: July 2005 Posts: 3410
  Location: GA USA | Found this dialect generator and translated the OFC into Elmer Fudd. You can also choose redneck (looked perfectly normal t'me), Jive, etc.  
  
  OFC in Elmer Fudd dialect    
  
You may have to hit the "dialectize" button. | 
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  Joined: May 2003 Posts: 4389
  Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | "Ovashun Guitars real duzn't dig de respect dey deserve! Right on! Ok, ah' came out and said it. Man! I's gots'ta be positive dat if ya' is at dis site ya' agree wid dat statement and it be probably de reason why ya' is here." (Alex Pepiak) | 
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  Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039
  Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | For our British friends;  
  
Welcome ter the bloody Ovation Fan Club  
  
"Ovation Spoons right don't cop the bloody respect they deserve! Blimey! Not so bad, I came out and said it. I'm positive that if yor at this site yer agree wiv that statement and it is probably the reason why yor here." (Alex Pepiak)  
  
The Ovation Fan Club is the bloody Michael Cainechild of boff Miles-Kevin Baron of  www.BaronAudio.com  and Alexander Pepiak of  www.LostArtVintage.com.  Miles, right, is a long time fan of the Ovation solid body and storm series spoons, and is probably the primary collector of these instruments and Ovation memorabilia in the bleedin' USA. Al is an 'uge fan of the Adamas spoons, and 'as probably owned more of them than one geezer should be allowed, right, and 'as also owned some rare and prototype Ovation spoons as well. Neever profess ter be aces, right, but boff possess a vast amount of knowledge about them, and most importantly a luv and enffusiasm for Ovation Instruments.  
  
The chuffin' purpose of this site is ter inform, right, educate, communicate and share knowledge of Ovation spoons. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. This board ain't meant as a substitute for  www.OvationSpoons.com  but is intended ter fill the void between the bloomin' print advertisin' and the bleedin' official Ovation site.  
  
Yor input is welcome and members will be asked ter participate in the bleedin' message board, right, the items for sale or trade board (restricted ter Ovation items only) member's rare and celebrity owned instrument photos, interviews, articles, serial number registration, and stories of yer and yor Ovation. This site will not work if it is not supported by the bleedin' tens of fousands of us that luv and respect Ovation spoons.  
  
This board ain't unique in its existence. Inspired by  www.HamerFanClub.com  , right, as owners, right, players and luvrs of the bloody Ovation spoons it were felt that a place for uvvers ter share ffeir enffusiasm were long overdue. This site is a place where the bloody owners can interact and join wiv uvvers 'oo share ffeir common interest.  
  
This message board ain't sponsored or affiliated wiv Kaman Music Corporation in any way. Enjoy yor stay 'ere. Register, right, get a password participate and share wiv uvvers wot yer do wiv yor spoons, how yer utilize it, right, and why yer consider it ter be the bloody Mae West spoons for yer. | 
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   Joined: December 2003 Posts: 1889
  Location: Central Massachusetts | They've got a Moron option..  what I need is a de-Moron option! | 
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   Joined: July 2005 Posts: 3410
  Location: GA USA | The bloody Michael Cainechild... too funny. | 
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   Joined: February 2005 Posts: 11840
  Location: closely held secret | The redneck option and the moron option look very similar... | 
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   Joined: December 2003 Posts: 13996
  Location: Upper Left USA | "The redneck option and the moron option look very similar..."  
  
Similar dental records and DNA differences. | 
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   Joined: February 2005 Posts: 11840
  Location: closely held secret | DNA differences?  
  
I'm sure you meant to say 'similarities'.    | 
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