Talking Dirty Conspiracy
lanaki
Posted 2007-03-26 3:10 PM (#108777)
Subject: Talking Dirty Conspiracy


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what gives?

first i see goober's signature line: "let's talk dirty in hawaiian"

i post a comment that you can talk dirty in hawaii, but not in hawaiian

and now moody's signature line is: "let's talk dirty in hawaii"

is this the rumblings of a future mostest-remotest-spot on-earth, island-style OFC get-together or are you guys just talkin' dirty?
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cliff
Posted 2007-03-26 3:15 PM (#108778 - in reply to #108777)
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It's a John Prine song (and a GOOD one, at that).
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lanaki
Posted 2007-03-26 3:19 PM (#108779 - in reply to #108777)
Subject: Re: Talking Dirty Conspiracy


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really?
and i like john prine but have not heard it. is it "hawaii" or "hawaiian"? i'll google it.
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lanaki
Posted 2007-03-26 3:23 PM (#108780 - in reply to #108777)
Subject: Re: Talking Dirty Conspiracy


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sheesh! the only authentic hawaiian words in those lyrics is "waikiki" and "honolulu". gotta listen to him sing it to better appreciate his "message"
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moody, p.i.
Posted 2007-03-26 3:23 PM (#108781 - in reply to #108777)
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I'm willing to talk dirty almost anywhere......
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fillhixx
Posted 2007-03-26 3:27 PM (#108782 - in reply to #108777)
Subject: Re: Talking Dirty Conspiracy



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What of the not-so-rare Hawaiian disease Lakkanookie?


...and it's common folk-medicine cure Commonawannalaya.
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lanaki
Posted 2007-03-26 3:27 PM (#108783 - in reply to #108777)
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glad you said "almost" , paul.
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lanaki
Posted 2007-03-26 3:31 PM (#108784 - in reply to #108777)
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danged server...
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lanaki
Posted 2007-03-26 3:37 PM (#108785 - in reply to #108777)
Subject: Re: Talking Dirty Conspiracy


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"lakkanookie" is a white man's disease. there is no lack here.

the remedy is known in hawaii but spelled with a "k" instead of a "c".

the disease and the cure are older than these islands though.
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FlicKreno aka Solid Top
Posted 2007-03-26 6:57 PM (#108786 - in reply to #108777)
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And what has this got to do with Football :confused: Speaking of wich,did any of U know that the Coach of Danmark`s National Team got the Red Card (sent off) by the Referee...after a Danish Player had gotten one..wich means that at the next game ,He and the Player will have to Pass over...it will be against Sweden..Ten (10 !!) Danish Madmen against 11 Swedish Civilians...I`ll be having Tickets "Ringside "... :D

Vic :cool:
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2007-03-26 7:35 PM (#108787 - in reply to #108777)
Subject: Re: Talking Dirty Conspiracy


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I didn't experience that disease when we went to Hawaii. Hawaii was actually a temporary cure.
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Goober
Posted 2007-03-26 7:57 PM (#108788 - in reply to #108777)
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Icka puka mocka wa wahini!!
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rededdie
Posted 2007-03-26 8:23 PM (#108789 - in reply to #108777)
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If we don't hear from Lanaki for awhile we might assume it was Lakkalanaki due to Lanaki curing his lakkanookie
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Beal
Posted 2007-03-26 8:27 PM (#108790 - in reply to #108777)
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You guys are getting out there again.
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FlicKreno aka Solid Top
Posted 2007-03-26 9:44 PM (#108791 - in reply to #108777)
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"You guys are getting out there again."

...the Boondocks ..doing the HulaHop..after we do the lookalakiki to them Swedes.. :D

..and Maitre,are U trying to tell us that U got Cured from that Ovation disease :confused:

What`s next..getting Maitre to sell His Porch and open up a Ukelelelakookie shop... :)

Vic :cool:
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jb
Posted 2007-03-27 3:29 AM (#108792 - in reply to #108777)
Subject: Re: Talking Dirty Conspiracy


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Originally posted by rededdie:
If we don't hear from Lanaki for awhile we might assume it was Lakkalanaki due to Lanaki curing his lakkanookie
I've read this through ten times, and it still sounds like gibberish!

We have a similar phrase on The Island taht roughly translates into "lakkanookie". It's, quite simply, "JB".

JB
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muzza
Posted 2007-03-27 10:10 AM (#108793 - in reply to #108777)
Subject: Re: Talking Dirty Conspiracy



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Originally posted by fillhixx:
Commonawannalaya.
My brother had a T shirt from Hawaii about 20 years ago that said "Kamana Wana Lei U"
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Nils
Posted 2007-03-27 10:54 AM (#108794 - in reply to #108777)
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"sheesh! the only authentic hawaiian words in those lyrics is "waikiki" and "honolulu"."

What about 'tiki' & 'wahini'? Don't they count?
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lanaki
Posted 2007-03-27 3:13 PM (#108795 - in reply to #108777)
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you're correct, nils. i only did a cursory glance of the lyrics and saw how whoever posted the lyrics on the website i visited botched the spelling of several hawaiian words.

i downloaded the song yesterday and john mentions other authentic hawaiian words: aloha, wahine, ukulele, hula and puka. however, he does take many linguistic liberties throughout the song, making it comedic as he intended.

"tiki" is not a traditional hawaiian word.

the song is a good one and typical john prine. surprises me i never heard it before.
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Nils
Posted 2007-03-28 1:39 AM (#108796 - in reply to #108777)
Subject: Re: Talking Dirty Conspiracy


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Well I got one out of two. A nice thing about a song with pre-mangled lyrics is if ya' screw 'em up a little nobody really notices. I slip in a "huma-huma-nuka-nuka-apu-a-a-shish boom ba-a" when I sing it. I can never remember how the last bit goes but I can remember the little fish with the long nose.
I spent two weeks in Kona back in the '80's. Incredibly beautiful place you live in. I would have stayed but I'm a body man & I hate fixing rusty cars.

Btw Lanaki, I watched your video clip & you're playing is very good indeed. You are both impressive to watch & enjoyable to listen to.
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lanaki
Posted 2007-03-28 3:07 AM (#108797 - in reply to #108777)
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aloha nils!
LOL! "rusty" is the most popular car color here. you would definitely have job security.

thanks for the props regarding my video clip. i should probably redo the video under better circumstances though. i was rushed and anticipating delivery of four of my grandkids for me to babysit, which is why i kept watching out the window.
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lanaki
Posted 2007-03-30 12:10 AM (#108798 - in reply to #108777)
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i see that cwk2 has joined the fray...with a twist.
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Nils
Posted 2007-03-30 1:48 AM (#108799 - in reply to #108777)
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I think Hawaii is the only state in the union where most of the people know what makes the windows go up & down in a car door. They know because they can see them work from outside the car through the hole where the outer door skin used to be. Radio antennas look right at home duct taped to the windshield too. :) On the other hand I think of Kona every time I eat one of these black shriveled up egg shaped things that pass for avacados here. I developed a real taste for star fruit too but it's *very* rare here.
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Jason_S
Posted 2007-03-30 1:50 AM (#108800 - in reply to #108777)
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ive eaten star fruit..its kind of a aquired taste...jason
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mtnbikerfred
Posted 2007-03-30 2:11 AM (#108801 - in reply to #108777)
Subject: Re: Talking Dirty Conspiracy


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Our birds love it!!
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Goober
Posted 2007-03-30 8:58 AM (#108802 - in reply to #108777)
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It's a dirty Hawaiian job, but somebody's got do it............
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Beal
Posted 2007-03-30 10:10 AM (#108803 - in reply to #108777)
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Let's all go over there and work one day a year.
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fillhixx
Posted 2007-03-30 11:45 AM (#108804 - in reply to #108777)
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....like the locals?
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Beal
Posted 2007-03-30 4:39 PM (#108805 - in reply to #108777)
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Yes.
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lanaki
Posted 2007-03-30 9:00 PM (#108806 - in reply to #108777)
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