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Location: south east Michigan | Not bad Dave. But that sounds like a rushed effort. I know you can do better. |
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Location: big island | "you poke fun at my tablecloth just one more time jeff and i'm gonna make you wear it!" |
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Location: south east Michigan | Jeff: Hey pal...don't be pokin' that thing at me... it's got a nail in it!!
Al (with multiple jabs): That is... the fuglyest hat... I... have ever seen!! |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia |
where's the PLAyground, suZI!
Are you sure it goes up at the end like that? |
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Location: big island | "one more sexual innuendo hijacking of a thread on the forum, jeff, and you will be ex-communicated from the OFC, you hear me?" |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Ga-ak!
Okay. I bet you can't do that with two boogers in a row. |
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Location: south east Michigan | "one more sexual innuendo hijacking of a thread on the forum, jeff, and you will be ex-communicated from the OFC, you hear me?"
ding ding ding ding!!!
We have a winner!!!
But please... don't stop now.
We're just getting started. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Yeah, I got your DIET coke RIGHT HERE !!! |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | AL: No-really. You're the mos' beutifullesh man...I mean inside, like, you know? |
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Location: NJ | I am sure whatever was said was started with
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Location: Copenhagen Denmark | Make Sure U get the Deep Bowl.... |
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Location: Upper Left USA | "Jeesh, blah-blah-blah-blah you know?"
"I mean, what am I, some kind of freekin' blah-blah?" "I tell ya." "Their killin me."
"I don't get it."
""Whatta ya expect?"
"C'mon pal."
"Get with the program, will ya?"
"Why do I even try?"
"All I ask..."
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | wait for it....
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"Hey, Jeff, Pull my finger." |
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Location: Waurika OK | If you mention changing the OFC guitar one more time...! |
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Location: Orange County, California | Originally posted by alpep:
I am sure whatever was said was started with
"so I told that motherf****r........." I was sitting 3 feet to Jeff's right, and I wasn't about to point out to Al (AKA Mr. Etiquette) that it was rude to point....
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Location: Central Massachusetts | Al and Jeff compare nutwidths |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "There was this Dyke...." |
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Location: Central Massachusetts | "You must be this tall to tour the factory" |
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Location: big island | "I warned you about my tablecloth, Jeff!!"
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Location: south east Michigan | Very nice.
We OFC'ers like those kinda shirts.
Well...some of us anyway. |
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Location: N.J. | "Look Jeff, dont Fu#^ing tell me what to use, ok pal!! If I wanna use pizza boxes for packing material thats my Friggin business, got it??"
Love ya Al.. ;) |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | "An' I said to Clapton!...I said:" |
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Location: NJ | Ok it was this.
"sorry Jeff, just because you own a Lowden, it ain't gonna make you play like Richard Thompson"
ask jeff I did tell him that. |
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Location: NJ | ". . Getcher orange rubber shoe-footed, straw hat topped, Hawaiian shirt clad, patchouli-wearin' stink offa' MY f@ckin' porch!! . ." |
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Location: NJ | or . . . .
". . . THERE'S Waldo!! . . ." |
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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | "...And if you cut-up one more of my table-cloths to make another ugly shirt, I'm gonna..." |
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Location: NJ | "dude......your shoes are made of plastic!!!!!" |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | "Here, you smell it!" |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Al: ... it is argued that Peres' contention that nonlinear variants of the Schrodinger equation violate the second law of thermodynamics.
Jeff: I beg to differ, that is flawed in that it relies upon the entropy of mixing of nonorthogonal states ... |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | "Jeff... you remember that girl from the bar? Here comes her father... and he's got a gun!" |
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Location: Sunshine State, Australia | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
wait for it....
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"Hey, Jeff, Pull my finger." That's gotta be the winner. :D :D
Originally posted by Mark in Boise:
"Here, you smell it!" and that's a close second! :D |
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Location: Houston, Texas | "Don't be a Gregory!!!" |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | "...I told you once already, we already have one too many of those cranky Brit bastids in the Club! You had to go and bring another, didn't you..."
"So I told her...Mom, I says, I can make a MILLION selling gear! I can't LOSE!" |
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Location: NJ | you know
I just realized that I am making up captions to my own image.
this is sick.
I can't do this any more. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by alpep:
Ok it was this.
"sorry Jeff, just because you own a Lowden, it ain't gonna make you play like Richard Thompson"
ask jeff I did tell him that. Those words were uttered, but couldna been at that moment, cause I'm still smilin'. I distinctly remember tears during that conversation. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | My vote:
"Al: ... it is argued that Peres' contention that nonlinear variants of the Schrodinger equation violate the second law of thermodynamics.
Jeff: I beg to differ, that is flawed in that it relies upon the entropy of mixing of nonorthogonal states ..."
And may I add...
Al: Screw Strohnheimer and his orthogonal projections! He was still piss'in in his diaper when we blew the relevancy paradigm sideways! Annular cosymetry, my a...
...blue burst is the way to go. Don't listen to me... what the hell do I know... |
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Location: Yucaipa, California | "...I still say Hillary is HOT!..." |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | "Hey Jeff, guess what Dave sent me a few sets G-Strings and pasties for this year's OFC Tour Jam number. Your's is over there if you want to try it on." |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Originally posted by alpep:
this is sick. But harmless, it's how we distingish the 'functionals' from the 'institutionals.' |
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Location: Tampa, FL | Originally posted by alpep:
you know
I just realized that I am making up captions to my own image.
this is sick.
I can't do this any more. I like this caption. It has a twisted paradoxical element to it. Screws with your sense of time. And it sounds just like something al would post. |
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Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | "Geez, Jeff, put more tin foil in that hat!! You're thinkin' 'bout gettin' a Martin?!" |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | "Jeff don't pee on my tablecloth go pee on the Taylor it's over there." |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | " Your NOT gettin' any this... till I see a ring on this finger!" |
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Location: NJ | ". . Jeff, . . it looks t'ME like you're a Quart Low . . ." |
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Location: closely held secret | "...but then I tried some Viagra, and..." |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | " I'm a superstitious man, and if some unlucky accident should befall Witko - if he is to be shot in the head by a police officer, or be found hung dead in a jail cell... or if he should be struck by a bolt of lightning - then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room; and then I do not forgive. But with said, I pledge - on the souls of my grandchildren - that I will not be the one to break the peace that we have made today." |
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"anything happens to me... you take Witko out." |
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Location: SoCal | "....and we'll hire Moody to grab his guitars.." |
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Location: The Shop | I'll take off my hat if you take off your's! |
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Location: Oregon | Man I think Muzza hit it on the head. Anything having to do with fingers and smells should make the caption. |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | "Just get in the boat, Fredo, I mean, Jeff..." |
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Location: Michigan | !!!!!!!! FIRST IM A GONNA BREAK A U FUCKIN LEGS & THEN IM A GONNA BREAK A U FUCKIN ARMS & THEN IM A GONNA CUT A U UP INTO LITTLE PIECES AND EAT YOU !!!!!!!Thanks SlipKid I feel a whole lotta better now.GWB |
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Location: Copenhagen Denmark | Tsk tsk GWB...that`s not how U talk to your Dinner.. ;)
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Location: south east Michigan | This is fun.
I'll have to make a note on my calendar to do this again. Maybe every April 1st. |
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Location: Michigan | Gee Fellas, I didnt mean to scare anybody out of posting on SlipKids post.
The posting seems to of stopped.
Really I was only kidding about cutting someone up and eating them.Honest...GWB |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | What kind of wine goes with that? |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by fillhixx:
What kind of wine goes with that? phil,
it's a sicko news story but ask the guy who was caught bar-b-cue-ing his girlfriend in texas last week. |
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Location: North Cal. mountains | "With some fava beans and a nice Chianti...tshtpthppthp."
OR "No, don't you blame that foul one on me. I have three farts: My egg fart, my cottage cheese fart and my ..."
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | ARGHHHHH!!! Jeff when you said you had GAS I thought that you were going to place another order for a custom guitar. Wipe that smart ass grin off your face right now!!! |
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ARGHHHHH!!! Jeff when you said you had GAS I thought that you were going to place another order for a custom guitar. Wipe that smart ass grin off your face right now!!!
I just wanted to get Brad's picture on the current page.
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Caption This Photo !!!