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Location: Phoenix AZ | Q: what's the definition of an "optimist" ?
A: a vintage musical instrument dealer with a mortgage.
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Location: In the Closet | a banjo player with a beeper. |
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Location: big island | a guitarhomo in a louvered closet? |
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Location: Tychy, Poland | guy who bought ovation with broken top, broken & deformed neck, and thinks it will be in good condition again. |
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Location: Isle of Man, UK | A Ukulele player looking for a gig.
Trust me - it's hard. There's a project going on over here at the moment, involving all the local Brass and Silver Bands - the idea is to get their players together to open the 100th TT races this year. A local boy and TT rider in the past would arrive on George Formby's old cycle, and the band strike up "Riding in the TT Races".
I offered to play my Uke for them, but has anyone got back to me?? No. The swines.
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Location: big island | jb
~there's plenty ukulele gigs where i live...
you're on the wrong "isle", man! |
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Location: Sunshine State, Australia | but Hawaii is too REMOTE!!!!!! :D |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | An independent guitar dealer won the NJ lottery for a million dollars. They asked him what he was gonna do. "I'll just keep selling guitars until the money runs out".
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Dave, I didn't know Al won the lottery!?! |
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Location: SoCal | My grandfather always used to say that a optimist is right about as often as a pessimist, but he has more fun..... |
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Location: NJ | Originally posted by cwk2:
Dave, I didn't know Al won the lottery!?! not this week....
can you say refinance? |
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Location: Minden, Nebraska | A true optimist is the one who says, "It was a great century except for the Hundred Years War." |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | OK, this is my LAST little musical instriument joke ...
Q: How long does it take to tune a 12 string guitar?
A: Nobody knows yet.
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | A pessimists logic; "The pessimist is seldom disappointed, and when he is, it's all for the better." |
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Location: Isle of Man, UK | I remember reading somewhere...
An optimist believes we live in the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears that the optimist is right...
Lanaki:- I'm on the way! Break out the spare bed!!
(maybe that wasn't an invitation, but that's a chance I'm willing to take...
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Location: East Tennessee | Originally posted by Tupperware:
OK, this is my LAST little musical instriument joke ...
Q: How long does it take to tune a 12 string guitar?
A: Nobody knows yet.
Dave 
It has been said that a 12 string guitar player spends half the time tuning and the other half playing an out of tune guitar. |
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Location: closely held secret | The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | I really doubt that. |
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Location: big island | ahh wease, you're such a pessimist. |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | ;) |
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Location: closely held secret | Weas, you're probably right, but I hope not and time will tell.
My wife says I'm a pessimist. She says, "Pessimists have no hope!"
I say, "Not true! I have hopes, lots of hopes. I hope the car doesn't break down, I hope we don't get lost, I hope we don't get mugged coming out of McDonalds, I hope my plane doesn't fall out of the sky, I hope my bladder doesn't explode... See? I'm hopeful!" |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | John, you are full of something, but I don't think it's hope. |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | SWMBO says I'm full of something too.
I think she means talent! :rolleyes: |
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