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Location: Athens, GA & Gnashville | No OFC for him...he's got too many rats to root out in THE OC...too many cheating wives to video for their husbands.
And I SO wanted to thank him in person for giving me the the biggest case of GAS I've had in years! What a disappointment!! "Hey Buddy...Paul...You really need one of these new LX 1773's. It will shame your Country Artist to permanent in-the-case status! Really!! You must get one!!! Call Al!!!!" SHEESH!!! And that was just the beginning of a 3 guitar streak in two months.
Anybody else up for an early Sunday brunch at the Hartford Hooters???
I'm sure everyone will miss you. I've never met you, so I'm not sure. ;) :( |
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| No Moody, no bobbo, no CWK2........
With no Moody there's gonna be a whole lot more space to move around in - but who's gonna keep order?
Is Sleepy eyes going? C'mon phil... |
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Location: south east Michigan | I don't beleive it and won't beleive it until I read Paul's own post saying so. |
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| Fraid so Brad, fraid so. |
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| No Woody either.... |
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Location: NJ | tossers . . . |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | If there is another raffle this year it will be up for grabs. Moody came with 2 of the last 3 winners. |
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Location: NJ | wankers |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Desperate times call for desperate measures!
I've got $50 and a roll of duct tape to help make sure that PM gets to the Tour! Any Volunteers for the Pick-up Crew? He can find his own way home...
...and who is going to keep Goober in line??? |
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Location: closely held secret | I'll toss in another roll. I don't think one is gonna be enough. |
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Location: NJ | I've got a friend at the zoo who has access to a tranq gun . . .
He does this routine EVERY year.
He's just trying t'get attention . . . |
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Location: Orange County, California | This ain't gonna be easy fellas.... |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Ya'll have fun without us. |
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Location: Tennessee | It appears there is going to be a serious shortage of aloha shirts this year ... |
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Location: NJ | s'Okay . . . I'll eat your shrimps . . . . |
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Location: Tennessee | Patron goes very well with shrimp. :cool: |
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Location: NJ | . . . like I didn't know THAT!!! ;-) |
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Location: Athens, GA & Gnashville | I will take up the some of the slack in the Hawaiian shirt dept. and the "taking up room" dept., but I'm afraid I can't fill the tradition and personality deficits. |
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Location: Vermont USA | I liked Moody its kinda bad. What are they going to do with all his stuff?
Pauly |
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Location: NJ | Goob . . how're you with tequila?? . . . |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | "I will take up the some of the slack in the Hawaiian shirt dept. and the "taking up room" dept."
Close 'nuff. Moody who? |
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Joined: January 2004 Posts: 799
Location: Athens, GA & Gnashville | Originally posted by Weaser P:
"I will take up the some of the slack in the Hawaiian shirt dept. and the "taking up room" dept."
Close 'nuff. Moody who? LOL!!! |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Originally posted by cliff:
how're you with tequila? For most yanks its;
"One Tequilla
Two Tequilla
Three Tequilla
Floor!"
From my experiences in Mexico, most Good Ol' Boys
take on this neon pink glow and go "Whooooeeey!" just before they puke and break their nose on the ceramic tile floor.... |
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Location: NJ | so do I close moody's account?
btw I will NOT be wearing a hawaiian shirt. |
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Location: NJ | ". . For most yanks its;
"One Tequilla
Two Tequilla
Three Tequilla
Floor!" . ."
Those are the fag tourists (and their lick the salt, suck the lime, slam their glass down histrionics). . .
Gimme a sizeable Nunwell glass slide, and a bottle of Patron, Herradura, Corazon, Tres Hermanos, (or in a pinch, Sauza) . . .
Cuervo is for cleaning lettering brushes with. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | enough tequilla and we'll be seein' Moody... among other odd things |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Well if he's not going, I'm not either. Keeping the trial schedule open for next year, though. |
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Location: NJ | ". . enough tequilla and we'll be seein' Moody... among other odd things . ."
Yeah, that happened at my house last year too, . . didn't it?? . . . or was he there?? . .
I'll have t'check the pictures . . . |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ... he was sitting next to Harvey the Rabbit |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | I hate to be the conspiracy theorist, but has any considered that maybe CWK, Bobbo, Moody and Woodford are giving us the thunb and meeting up someplace secret to have their OWN OFC EVENT ???
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Location: big island | yup...they have all decided to crash the event in the south this year. :D |
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Location: Central Massachusetts | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
... he was sitting next to Harvey the Rabbit Harvey? I drive by Harvey all the time, no sign of any P.I.'s in Hawaiian shirts... |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Nope!
They're saving for the Comox Valley Music fest |
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Location: big island | dvd,
i didn't know there was a place called "Aloha, Oregon" so that's where harvey makes his burrow. smart rabbit... |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Very nice Nursery there. Used to buy Rhododendrons there, then I'd bring them home and kill them. |
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Location: N.J. | Well we'll have to turn up the amps and crank the gain to 10 and roc....Oh wait, I keep forgetting this is an acoustic event.Dont worry, someones gotta throw a wrench into all the happy acoustic songs. Hehe.. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Originally posted by Sleepy Eyes McGee: roc.... International lesson. In Quebec that means the rest of canada |
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Location: Central Massachusetts | Originally posted by Lanaki:
dvd,
i didn't know there was a place called "Aloha, Oregon" so that's where harvey makes his burrow. smart rabbit... Randy, you'd probably cringe if you visited.. we pronounce it without the H.. uh-low-uh.. almost 2 syllables -- uh-loa. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | For the linguists in the crowd, that's two syllables, three morphemes. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Hello, Sister Morpheme... |
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Location: Tennessee | Ah Jeff .. the cunning linguist. |
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Location: Tennessee | Bad news ... seems one of my sales people have planned a meeting for me at Sikorsky Helicopter in Stratford, CT for Thursday, May 17. They recommend flying into Bradley Airport. Looks like I'll need to find a place to hangout on Thursday night. The things we have to sacrifice for the capitalists. ;) |
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Location: NJ | bobbo
sorry to hear that.
I think i can help |
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Location: closely held secret | Drat! What terrible luck! |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | Bummer, but I have heard rumblings of a Hooters in those parts... |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Hooters in and around Hartford |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Bobbo, that's really bad news. I dust off a Tom Petty song for you ...
Tell them you have to being your own private investigator with you.
Dave |
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Location: NJ | Why ruin it?? . . . |
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Location: Tennessee | I've been thinking about asking Moody to come along with me so I can win the guitar. Oh drat, that's a Friday activity. Nevermind, Paul. ;) |
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Location: Athens, GA & Gnashville | Paul, you want to room with me? I'll even cover your flight.
Just one thing....I eat a lot of beans and smoke an occasional cigar. :eek: :) |
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| Goober - you don't do either of those things if Paul decides you don't. |
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Location: Athens, GA & Gnashville | He'd just have to try and whoop my ass then. :cool: |
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Location: closely held secret |  |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | I think Moody get his cans of 'whoop-ass'
wholesale...so there's never a shortage. |
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Location: NJ | ok this is the deal
no phone calls to moody during the tour or corresponding events.
no one is to get him a "goody bag" at the factory.
no one is to send him any pics
he is not eligible to purchase the dvd.
and he must sit in the corner and learn that 4th chord next weekend |
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Location: Tennessee | This is getting scary ... the New Jersey guitarfather vs. the heat-packing, streetwise SoCal crimebuster. |
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Location: Midland, MI | Wait, Moody, Woody and CWK2 aren't going? Is it because I am? :confused: |
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Location: south east Michigan | Way to go Cruster... :mad: |
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Location: Midland, MI | Hey, you offered me the ride, man! |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | I think you should call him. Maybe about 4AM. It works better if you are calling East. Collect. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | No Matt Smith either, Crusty... |
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Location: NJ | We got JASON, tho!!! . . . |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | a "One for Two" deal! |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Maybe we should set up a TV and DVD player and play last years tour on an endless loop. This way Moody, Woody and CWK2 will kinda be there. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Speaking of endless loops...
I was hoping that someone new could fill the void for me by providing SA commentary and high harmonies to every British Invasion song that gets played, with accent of course ("...loovelee daw-tuh!...").
Toss in a couple of "Men at Work" tunes for the Thunda from Down-unda!
Will anyone be wearing Cammo-fatigues? |
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Location: NJ | ". . Will anyone be wearing Cammo-fatigues? . ."
. . only the guy who "tops off" the tanks at the car rental place next door . . . |
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Location: ranson,wva | Originally posted by cliff:
We got JASON, tho!!! . . . i know 5 chords and i can group them to sound pretty good..lol jason |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Etu Cliffster? Etu?
As of last week all of my Cammo "Day-wear" is in the donation pile. All gone the way of the mullet... |
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Location: Midland, MI | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
No Matt Smith either, Crusty... Well, now I'm wondering what the point is to going all the way out there. :p
EDIT: Wait, I just remembered the llamas... |
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Location: NJ | There'll be a freshly-shaved one waiting for you in your room . . . |
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Location: closely held secret | Besides, I hear Temp has a great Townes van zandt story he wants to tell us after Al arrives. |
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Location: NJ | There'll be a showcard in the lobby showing the schedule of daily recitations throughout the weekend (including Stonge's back porch) . . . |
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Location: closely held secret | ...and a box of scissors at the door. |
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Location: Midland, MI | Originally posted by cliff:
There'll be a freshly-shaved one waiting for you in your room . . . Too bad we didn't make the OFC mascot a beaver. Is it too late to change it? Maybe we could run a poll! |
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Location: NJ | Nah.
Beavers(much like badgers) require too much gaffer's tape . . . |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | and red wine... |
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Location: Athens, GA & Gnashville | I've got Townes stories, too. So, it'll be a marathon!! :D For a "beyond repair" alcoholic, Townes had one of the sharpest memories ever. He could fool ya! |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I remember that.. |
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Location: SoCal | Guys, I appreciate all the kind words and comments. I'm bummed also, but sometimes, sh!t happens. I'll make certain that I call Thursday evening and make my pressence known in the lobby.
Have fun! |
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Location: N.J. | And here I was expecting to learn 4 new chords too. ;) Shame ya cant make it ... |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by moody, p.i.:
I'll make certain that I call Thursday evening and make my pressence known in the lobby. Eh, Paul, as a PI you should know there's certain things you're not allowed to do over the phone. |
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