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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Another thread brought this topic to mind...
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Location: Orlando, FL | Thank you, Chuck Norris! |
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Location: Copenhagen Denmark | Chuck Norris is a Whimp...naah...Let`s talk Steven Segal...or Alexandra Paul..
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Location: Tennessee | "British, you see. Why ... if I had a Luger. A scientist properly equipped, eh?"
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Location: closely held secret | "I'm all right; it's just a fur ball, it's nothing. Strangely, I haven't had fur for a fortnight."
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Location: South of most, North of few | Originally posted by The Wabbit Formerly Known As Waskel:
"I'm all right; it's just a fur ball, it's nothing. Strangely, I haven't had fur for a fortnight."
--Dr. Pratt
The Wrong Box ...and I thought that was from Shrek 2 ;) |
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Location: NJ | ". . . Herro! . . Hans Brix!! . . ." |
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Location: Midland, MI | "The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
"Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends."
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Location: Omaha, NE | "These blow up into funny shapes at all?"..."Well no. Unless round is funny."
And its TV, not movies, but my personal favorite:
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" |
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Location: Midland, MI | Originally posted by Omaha:
And its TV, not movies, but my personal favorite:
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" Was that WKRP? |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "Those aren't pillows!"
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Location: Tennessee | "Someone's gotta go back and get a shitload of nickels".
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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | Originally posted by cruster:
Originally posted by Omaha:
And its TV, not movies, but my personal favorite:
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" Was that WKRP?
Man, I wish they had shown that!
But I think not showing it, and just letting us live with the mental image, was real entertainment! |
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Location: big island | "do you smoke after sex?"
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | ...."Son,You got a pantie on your head"...
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Location: Bluffton, SC | "Uh, I wouldn't exactly say I was missing work, you know what I mean, boys?"
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"Ooo...um...smoke 'em if you got 'em..."
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Location: Bluffton, SC | And, Mike, Raising Arizona, without question, will forever be in my Top Ten. Just a classic small budget flick. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy..."
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'The Life Of Brian'
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"Does your dog bite?"
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'The Pink Panther'
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"Leave the gun, take the cannolies."
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | Bill, "Raising Arizona"(one of my favorites too) is one of those gut bustin,laugh until you cry type of comedies! Another is "Liar,Liar" with Jim Carrey...
....It's weird that both those movies also stared Randall "Tex" Cobb.....Hmmmmm! :eek: |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by Old Man Arthur:
Originally posted by cruster:
Originally posted by Omaha:
And its TV, not movies, but my personal favorite:
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" Was that WKRP?
Man, I wish they had shown that!
But I think not showing it, and just letting us live with the mental image, was real entertainment!
"They're hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!" |
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Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains | Robert Redford: "There not as tough as they think."
Paul Newman: "Neither are we, Kid." |
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Location: NJ | ". . Dear Ndugu, . ."
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Location: Midland, MI | Originally posted by TRboy:
...."Son,You got a pantie on your head"...
--Raising Arizona-- "Her womb was a rocky path where my seed could find no purchase."
EDIT: Classic movie; perhaps my favorite Nicolas Cage flick. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really... this piece is called 'Lick My Love Pump'".
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Location: Central Florida | "There is no way... No way... that you could come from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when we get home is punch yo' mamma in the mouth!"
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Location: GA USA | Evil Genius: When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding.
Robert: Understanding of what, master?
Evil Genius: Digital watches. And soon I will have understanding of videocassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time: forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
Robert: Slugs.
Evil Genius: Slugs! He created slugs! They can't hear, they can't speak, they can't operate machinery. If I were creating the world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one.
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Location: North Carolina | Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart, who is carrying an unconscious woman:
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Location: Chehalis, Washington | "It's not unlike escaping mother's womb...oh God, what a memory."
Matthew Broderick
"Lady Hawk" (anyone else actually see that)
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Location: 6 String Ranch | "But that's a priceless Steinway!"
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | "The word apology is bandied about too much these days..."
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Since you raise the Homer specter....
My favorite Homer quote- responding to the question if he had had a "pimple or a boil?"
"It was a Gummy Bear!" |
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Location: Colorado | This town needs and enema
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Location: Copenhagen Denmark | "Just my Betsy and me" Mike Hammer (A Assante)referring to his Colt gov. cal.45 |
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Location: Copenhagen Denmark | waiter :"How rare do you want your steak ?"...Mike Hammer:"Walk it through a hot room"....(Stacey Keach) |
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Location: New South Wales, Australia | "It's only a flesh wound..." The Black Knight --Monty Python & The Holy Grail |
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“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”
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OT- Way Off- Funny Movie Lines