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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | He's away incognito and off-line for 10 days... Post without reprisal!
I hear he has a penchant for lacing his corsets with Paco De Lucia's used guitar strings. |
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Location: NJ | His singing sucks. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ...he's no Tom Waits. |
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Location: NJ | unfortunately, he's no Marcel Marceau, either . . . |
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Location: SoCal | I'd hit him and break his nose, but how would it look any different? |
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Location: East Tennessee | I've learned a valuable lesson from him.
If you are on vacation,(or holiday as the British like to say), don't tell anyone in the OFC. :D |
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | Blessings... |
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Location: East Tennessee |  |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Schroeder; with a name like that why doesn't he just play piano for Peanuts? |
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Location: south east Michigan | Schroeder....
aka... The Guitar Whisperer. |
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Location: big island | schroeder, the ute shredder...
or is it spelled schredder? |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by MusicMishka:
Blessings... too funny!! :rolleyes: |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Originally posted by MusicMishka:
Blessings... Now that's just cruel.
Have you no sensitivity?
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Location: East Tennessee | The topic says "Open Season". |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ... pesky christians |
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Location: NJ | ". . pesky christians . ."
- J. Caesar |
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Location: Orange County, California | Sounded more Hebrew to me.... |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Oy. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | BTW: Where'd he go? Brits found a cheaper place to be stark white boors than Spain yet? |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Brittany. |
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Location: Copenhagen Denmark | Yeah,allright then.. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Oh right, he has 'taste' in wine.
Unusual for an Englishman. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | speaking of "taste", I hear he has two left tongues. |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | Music....you crack me up, you 'ol pesky christian! ;) |
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Location: Atlanta, GA. | What'da you call a javelin contest in England? |
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Location: Sunshine State, Australia | Originally posted by cholloway:
What'da you call a javelin contest in England? OK, I'll bite.
What DO you call a javelin contest in England? |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | . . . "Catch" ?
I hear Naomi Watts is having Schroeder's love child. |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Now that's just irrespnsible journalism at it's best, isn't it? Some of these rumors are just running rampant and we need to get a hold of them for Schroeder's sake.
I just heard Schroeder was away having Grace Jones' love child! |
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Location: Atlanta, GA. | Muzza,
I forgot I even posted that... it's too dumb!!!
gotta stay off the 'puter when I've been drinking! |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Not here you don't!
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Originally posted by cholloway:
gotta stay off the 'puter when I've been drinking! That will kill your post count. |
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Location: south east Michigan | Come to think of it, Master Templeman has not posted much recently either.
Hey you Brits!
Just because the term is "summer vacation", does not mean it's supposed to last all summer.
Makes me almost want to become a socialist. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Brad,
my psychiatrist informed me that Schroeder and Temp are actually manifestations of my temporal lobe hallucinations.
a little Haleperidol and poof they're gone... |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Originally posted by Weaser P:
Now that's just irrespnsible journalism at it's best, isn't it? Some of these rumors are just running rampant and we need to get a hold of them for Schroeder's sake.
I just heard Schroeder was away having Grace Jones' love child! Weaser,I thought Schroeder WAS Grace Jones' love child. |
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Location: NJ | Templeman's in the process of moving (his entire Life). |
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | Actually: its "Summer Holiday"! |
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Location: south east Michigan | Or.... in my best Dick Van Dyke impersonation..
"Summer 'oliday"
You know... when I finally met Schroeder I was very saddened to find out that he sounded nothing at all like Dick Van Dyke. |
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | Cliff: Templeman's in the process of moving (his entire Life).
N.J.?...N.Y.C.?...???
"I'm Going Home" (by Helicopter)"
-Alvin Lee: Ten Years After - Woodstock (The Movie) |
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Location: south east Michigan | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
a little Haleperidol and poof they're gone... Jeff.. buddy... please try to stay on your meds. When you go off 'em, those two start showing up at my house. |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by Slipkid:
You know... when I finally met Schroeder I was very saddened to find out that he sounded nothing at all like Dick Van Dyke. Whereas I wasn't at all surprised to find that he sounds like Hal Holbrook in "All The Presidents' Men". |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by Slipkid:
when I finally met Schroeder I was very saddened to find out that he sounded nothing at all like Dick Van Dyke. More like.... a breaking wind |
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Location: closely held secret | A "Mighty Wind". |
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Location: East Tennessee | 9 more days. By then this topic should be HUGE. |
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Location: Copenhagen Denmark | I do not know the poor man in person...but do you know about the Englishman (I will not mention brother Schroeder by name)who bought a box o` matches ,and upon coming home,none o`them worked,scratching his Temple,he said : " I do n`t understand this,I`ve tried them all on the way home,and they all worked ... :)
Vic
..this story is pure fiction and has nothing to do with members of the OFC.. |
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Location: Sunshine State, Australia | Originally posted by cholloway:
What'da you call a javelin contest in England? Ummm.???
Football?
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I get my dates the same way. |
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Location: south east Michigan | :D :D :D |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Blastings! |
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | :eek: :D :D |
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Location: East Tennessee | OUCH. That looks like it HURTS. |
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Location: south east Michigan | Are we done here already??? |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Originally posted by Slipkid:
Are we done here already??? The answer: Famous lines from Mrs. Schroeder on their honeymoon? |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "At least the cake was good." |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "I'll be staying staying at my mum's. Don't bother calling" |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | " NO! I most certainly will not! |
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Location: Cicero, NY | "I wonder if there's a three day rescission period on this..." |
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Location: Cicero, NY | "Here's a guitar. I'd get used to playing with it." |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "Isn't that what your friend in Virginia is for!"
(...HEY! wait a minute?!) |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | "Who do you expect to please with that?" |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | " . . . and quit calling me, 'Mr. Kaman'" |
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Location: SoCal | "So, is that all there is?" |
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Location: Cicero, NY | "Uh, exactly how long have you been doing this...?" |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "Ouch! . . . I just figured as a fingerstyle guitarist, you'd be better at this" |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | " A virgin?!?" |
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Location: Cicero, NY | "ahHAHAHAHA!!....You're kidding, right? Oooo. Was there a horrible accident somewhere along the line?" |
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Location: Orange County, California | "You know our children will be born with far more talent than you'll ever hope to muster..."
:D :p :D :p
Yup. It's true
And thankfully he got his looks from him Mum... |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ( ...with a penchant for milk and mail delivery . . .) |
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Location: East Tennessee | What chord is he playing? |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | You don't know that one?
No wait, that's not a chord. It's an glissando.
Judging by the guitar itself, I'd guess...
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Location: Atlanta, GA. | Where'd that "swoosh" come from??? |
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| You're all on the list.
The conversation actually went-
Me: I'm sorry, if you'd told me you were a virgin I would have taken more time.
SWMBO: I'm sorry, if I'd known we had more time I'd have taken my hose off.
And Mike wins the prize for making me laugh longest - I neartly said longest and loudest but that would have been an exaggeration.
France was as wonderful as ever thank you very much for asking.
(French) Dressings. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I forgot to ask Al to delete this thread before you returned...
Best meal was? |
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | Welcome Back!...its been quiet...Hope ya had a great time... |
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Location: Scotland | Originally posted by Slipkid:
Come to think of it, Master Templeman has not posted much recently either.
Over the last few weeks I've been relocating from the North East of England to a little island off the west coast of Scotland. We moved into our new house last Friday and we're still living out of boxes, but I got online this morning, so you ain't got rid of me yet. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Penal colony, Paul? |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Originally posted by Paul Templeman:
to a little island off the west coast of Scotland. Is that any way to talk about Ireland? |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
Penal colony, Paul? is this where they send all the males with untreatable E.D.? :D |
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Location: SoCal | E.D.? No, untreatalbe V.D. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Sometimes with the computer I suffer Connectile Dysfunction... |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by MWoody:
Sometimes with the computer I suffer Connectile Dysfunction... sheesh! i suffer that condition with my wife from time to time! |
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | too much information...
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Open Season - Schroeder