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Location: Detroit Rock City | Don't Tug On Superman's Cape
Don't Spit Into The Wind
Don't Pull The Mask Off That Old Lone Ranger
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Don't pee on the electric fence. |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | Originally posted by Mark in Boise:
Don't pee on the electric fence. ..or the trolley line. :eek: |
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Location: big island | confuscious said:
please don't pee in our pool
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Location: UK | A closed mouth catches no flies |
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Location: NJ | eventually, . . . they ALWAYS "find out" . . . |
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Location: Atlanta, GA. | "Don't forget to breathe". |
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Location: south east Michigan | Be true to your teeth and they'll never be false to you. |
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Location: GA USA | Mama's got eyes in the back of her head. |
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Location: big island | swmbo is ALWAYS right |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by Steve:
I may be schizophrenic but I'll always have each other.. :D good one, steve! |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | ...string tubes don't fit over lama wound strings |
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Location: Slightly northwest of Trader Jim | never pass up a urinal,
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Location: Slightly northwest of Trader Jim | never pass up a urinal,
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Location: East Tennessee | I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. |
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Location: GA USA | My computer beat me at chess once.
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | Cap, pics please????! |
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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | If All Else Fails... Read The Instructions. | |
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Location: big island | "well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord, but you're gonna have to serve somebody" ~ dylan | |
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| From my favorite Dylan album..."Slow Train Coming"..
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Location: Indiana | Always keep a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room and if gets full you can just toss it out the window.
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | “It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” Mr. Twain | |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | "If Mama ain't happy, no one is happy." Sign on the wall.
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | "No matter where you go,
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Peoples Guide to Mexico | |
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Location: big island | "it ain't the mountains ahead that will wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe" | |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by Old Man Arthur:
If All Else Fails... Read The Instructions. updated version:
if all else fails...reboot | |
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | Integrity: who you are when you are all alone. | |
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Location: Slightly northwest of Trader Jim | Originally posted by lanaki:
"it ain't the mountains ahead that will wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe" so right! :D | |
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