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| Man: Doctor I think I'm losing my hearing.
tten: What are the symptoms?
Man: They're the little yellow people on tv.
Man: Doctor I think I'm turning into a giant moth.
tten: I think you need the psychiatrist in the next office.
Man: I know, but I saw your light on. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Matt Groening called, he's very upset with you. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | as is the UCCSO.
(Union of Creatures Concerned for Shiny Objects) |
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Location: Cicero, NY | WHAAA?...did someone say "shiny object"? |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ^
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Our Club President |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Him Again????? |
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Location: Keller, TX | For the record, I had nothing to do with the security breach. My HIPPA policies are still intact.
BTW, how did you know what kind of day I had?
Besides, it was more along the lines of, "How did you get that in there, and what made you decide to put THAT in THERE in the first place????" |
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| Lucky guess. |
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Location: Cicero, NY | HEY! If that's where the shiny object is, I'm resigning my presidency. |
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Location: closely held secret | Sorry. It's in the bylaws. No resigning.
...and we get 50% of any money you find, after you sterilize it. |
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OT A day in the life of tten