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Location: Nashville TN. | years to live
http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.swf
Kissing off the planet after 67 years.
Hum
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Says I got another 35 years. Just think of all the guitars between now and then.... |
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Location: Tychy, Poland | i have 86.5 years ahead of me.
yeah, right. unless some shit happens. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | If I get rid of this job, I'll make it to 90 easy. I didn't include golf as exercise or relaxation, either. |
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Location: NJ | According to THAT thing, I died three years ago . . . |
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Location: GA USA | I'm only living to be 77. Sounds about right. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Shit... I wasn't planning to make it past 70...
What brand of cigarettes would you guys recommend? And maybe, an uptight, overbearing women to marry, then get reamed in a viscous divorce? |
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Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | That WOULD be sticky, Jeff. |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Damn.. 68 for me. I was going good there in the middle too. |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Damn.. 68 for me. I was going good there in the middle too. |
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Location: SoCal | Ok, I'm 52, but it tells me my real age is under 41. I should live to 87. I'm bummed that I could die so early..... |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Maybe it's the repetitiveness that's killing me. |
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Location: NJ | ". . . And maybe, an uptight, overbearing women to marry, then get reamed in a viscous divorce? . ."
PM me Jeff. I got a number for ya'.
Maybe we can help each OTHER out . . . |
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Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | 85- with 30-to-go. Gas up the rig, and fire the insurance agent! |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by cliff:
". . . And maybe, an uptight, overbearing women to marry, then get reamed in a viscous divorce? . ."
PM me Jeff. I got a number for ya'.
Maybe we can help each OTHER out . . . Great Cliff!
...This is what's so special about this board. Name me 'nother where can you make Friends & Pallbearers like this place? |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by moody, p.i.:
Ok, I'm 52, but it tells me my real age is under 41. I should live to 87. I'm bummed that I could die so early..... my numbers are nearly the same, paul. i guess there'll be conservatives and liberals as long as we are both alive! :D
(actually, i'd always considered myself a conservative up until my cousin occupied the oval office). |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | I keep on getting an error before the page loads.
Somebody better call home and tell 'em not to hold dinner... |
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Location: big island | perhaps you are better off not knowing your numbers, wease. i called home for ya though and what you were havin' for dinner would certainly diminish your life expectancy... ;) |
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Location: UK | and some how the words uptight and overbearing wafted down through ciber space and i knew cliff and jeff were calling me |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | Originally posted by lanaki:
perhaps you are better off not knowing your numbers, wease. i called home for ya though and what you were havin' for dinner would certainly diminish your life expectancy... ;) meatloaf again, eh...? |
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Location: big island | no, carolina bar-b-que! |
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Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | Wow, that's a relief. Thought it was creamed herring, or something. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by Andrea:
and some how the words uptight and overbearing wafted down through ciber space and i knew cliff and jeff were calling me Marry me, Andrea, so's I doesn't out-live my retirement funds. And besides... nuffin' t'do past 70 but, play with all that loose skin... that can't be fun for more than a coupla weeks. |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by lanaki:
no, carolina bar-b-que! reference the "it's a mad, mad world" thread |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
Shit... I wasn't planning to make it past 70...
What brand of cigarettes would you guys recommend? And maybe, an uptight, overbearing women to marry, then get reamed in a viscous divorce? Getting "reamed in a viscous divorce" must be some sort of Freudian slip. Vicious, maybe. Or maybe Jeff really meant "sticky" divorce. |
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Location: UK | ......... and now i got me a nice 1537 to match my prutty dress , quite fancy sitting on someones porch on rocking chair with shot gun across my lap shouting " get off my land " , actually that porch cliff was perched on pretending to play guitar would do |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by Mark in Boise:
Originally posted by Jeff W.:
[qb] Or maybe Jeff really meant "sticky" divorce. yeah. that's what seesquare said. those darned dropped letters... |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ("Women" and "Viscous".... after eight minutes, you're stuck with them...
... Have I mentioned how fusking ridiculous it is that we can't edit posts after an "unspecified time"? ) |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | I am sorry to inform you that I have apparently passed.... |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | ...gas...? |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | ..that too! |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | I misspelled vicious the first time, but fortunately caught it before I got timed out. Seesquare is just too subtle for me. This board is more in your face, except for a few of the old inside jokes, like string tubes, that some of the newbies don't get.
By the way, Andrea, ask Tupperware to fix you up with the appropriate set of string tubes for that new 1537. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | The 1537 probably does not require string tubes. A guitar of that age has been restrung enough times that the bridge holes are pretty smooth already and it can be string normally. Dave |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Actually the originals were reemed with 600 grit wet and dry sand paper so they're pretty smooth.
And the porch is for sale, along with the house and 10 acres. Time to move to NC for some of that B-B-Q. |
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Location: NJ | ok guys
since I should be kicking off soon, I need to move some gear.
cheak out my website and see if anything excites you so I don't leave sue with a pile of stuff to sell |
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Location: East Tennessee | It says I've only got another 9400 days. I'd better get busy. Doing what I don't know? :confused: |
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Location: UK | What are string tubes ?? |
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Location: CT | Don't ask. |
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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | Only 10 thousand more days! :(
Aw crap! There is more Stress, take off three years! |
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Location: NJ | ". . cliff was perched on pretending to play guitar . ."
bitch. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | The fried chicken and 2 ice cream sandwiches I had last night took a few years off. It seems a bit inconsistent that having 3 meals per day increases your life expectancy but being overweight decreases it. |
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Location: UK | Sorry Cliff , was joking , did not mean to offend |
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Location: Upper Left USA | You can't offend Cliff, God knows we have all tried.
It only enhances his sarcasm.
He might need a hug though. |
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Location: NJ | I know you were joking, Andrea. So was I. ;)
I'll take the hug, tho . . .
(can y'send a picture, first?:-)
(fwiw; I've been pretending to "play the guitar" for 30Something years . . .) |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | He's not joking there, Andrea (thank GOD he can sing). |
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Location: UK | OK , givin you a hug Cliff and takin a risk sending this picture , rejection can be tough , for the right bloke i could consider divorce , anyways the ovation is just out of shot and i've lost the hat
WWW.//news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1829358.stm |
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Location: UK | www.royal.gov.uk/-25k- |
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Location: NJ | Thank You, Wease (I think) . . . |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | No sweat. I'll back you up anytime, Cliff. |
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Location: NJ | ". . I'll back you up anytime . ."
Thanks, Brutus . . . |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Etu Cliffster, etu? |
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Location: enid, ok | Well, my doctor is EF Hutton, and he said... |
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Location: Atlanta, GA. | That exercise is totally BOGUS!
Being married can increase longevity and 6+ drinks a day can decrease it... YEAH, RIGHT!!! |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Being married can increase longevity and 6+ drinks a day can decrease it... YEAH, RIGHT!!! What he said! |
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Location: Budd Lake, NJ | Well, it says I'm good for another 36 years (excellent genes in the family combined with a totally uneventful lifestyle.) Last one here, please turn out the lights and lock the door behind you.......
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Location: Copenhagen Denmark | So, by the time I make 295...I will still remember ya`all.. |
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OT says I got 23