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Location: ms | Well it took a few years as i watched a lot of you fly past 500 onto 1000 and more. Think i`ll go make myself some pancakes and come back and change my name. |
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Location: closely held secret | I believe the official 500 post breakfast is waffles. |
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Location: UK | My 100th slipped by and nobody noticed and nobody cared , i dont like to make a fuss about these things but a card ? or a cake sent to me ? a song written and dedicated to me ? a nice wooden backed ovation arriving in the post ? |
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Location: GA USA | And the name change comes at 5000 posts, not 500. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by Andrea:
My 100th slipped by and nobody noticed and nobody cared , i dont like to make a fuss about these things but a card ? or a cake sent to me ? a song written and dedicated to me ? a nice wooden backed ovation arriving in the post ? 
Golfcoast, you can stand next you her... |
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Location: closely held secret | At least you're not 'junior' members anymore... |
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Location: ms | At the rate i`m going i`ll be too old to type by the time i get 5000 post!! May have to try two finger typing... |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | I just passed 5000 and nobody noticed, so I boycotted the board, but nobody noticed. Maybe I should have held out for more than a day. |
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Location: NJ | I think at some point it is like age. you just don't care anymore |
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Location: big island | mark, perhaps if you had changed your name at the 5000th post as the good cap'n said, we would have noticed. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | That would take effort, Randy. If I had ambition I wouldn't be on this board so much. |
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Location: CT | Anyone with more than 500 posts should really go out and get a life.... |
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Location: closely held secret | Let us know if you find one. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | and where... |
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Location: Cicero, NY | ...hope it comes with an instruction booklet... |
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Location: ms | And pics.... |
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Location: UK | and someone who will do it for me .....
Thanks Jeff , thats more like it but then again i am easerly pleased  |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Step Away From The Ledge...
There are people who care. |
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Location: CT | Andrea, theres still time for you. You're only in the 100 range. Didn't your mum tell you not to hang out with loonies? |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
Step Away From The Ledge...
There are people who care. ...and others that need to use the loo... |
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Location: closely held secret | A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?"
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Screw off, ye'll no bring it back!" |
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Location: UK | I was slightly concerned how i could make it past the 100 post mark knowing sweet FA about guitars but then i got a grip and noticed that some had gone beyond the 8000 post point on the same basis , i mean look at Brainslag he has a job in audio and cant work a volume switch and theres jeff with a workshop and no work , cliff with a guitar he cant play , schroeder who thinks Belgium is a place you go on holiday to......i could go on |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | . . . Step Closer To The Ledge. . . . |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | (Did she jump or was she pushed? -Richard Thompson) |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Some of us actually started here because we had some innocent question about Ovation guitars and thought this might be a good place to have it answered. Sometimes that works, but the vast majority of the posts are just goofing off. What gets really scary is meeting some of these people in person. I'm sure they said the same about me. I showed up at Dave's, gh1's and Tony's houses, met Stonebobbo out on the interstate, picked up Wabbit at the airport and left him at the bus station and got together with dvd and gh1 at a brew pub with my family and a mess of guitars. Life wouldn't be interesting if it wasn't weird. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Favorite All Time Archie Bunker Line...
Gloria- "Daddy do you realize that 30,000 people are killed by guns every year?!"
Archie- "Well. lid'l goil, wudja ratha dey pooshed ottua windas?" |
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| That loo is sooooooooooo clean. She is so not a guy.
You don't go on "holiday" to Belgium, you go to have a f)))))g great time. Those people worship beer and food like most nations worship someone in the sky. And at the same time being more Catholic than the French.
Never insult Belgium or Adamas guitars, other than that the world is your target.
And if you want to meet Deliverance Boy ( and I don't mean the Burt reynolds character) be nice. I'm his travel agent. Can you put us both up for a night on our way to the Lake District? I can sleep outside but not if the boat's rocking all night. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Clive, I spent a week several years ago in the lake district. Kendall, actually. Represented a nice little company called Gilkes. Beautiful area. Food sucked, so all us Yanks ate at the McDonalds. Beer was warm. Rained too much. |
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| The beer was simply not ice cold. It always rains in places next to the coast with 4000ft hills/mountains.
I would guess the food has improved. I remember eating in a restaurant in Kendal and asking the waitress if the staff ate this shit. She took it away and came back with two very nice meals 10 minutes later.
But like you say that was a few years ago.
And I've eaten in Richmond so don't lets get nationalistic here. ;) |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
(Did she jump or was she pushed? -Richard Thompson) ..I think the answer is "yes"... |
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Location: East Tennessee | At least the seat was down. :D |
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Location: Tennessee | Originally posted by Mark in Boise:
Some of us actually started here because we had some innocent question ... met Stonebobbo out on the interstate ... Life wouldn't be interesting if it wasn't weird. It's not what you think. I just happen to have a wide stance. :eek: |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | OK, so it was the john at the rest area. We know the signals. |
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Location: Nashville TN. | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
Favorite All Time Archie Bunker Line...
Gloria- "Daddy do you realize that 30,000 people are killed by guns every year?!"
Archie- "Well. lid'l goil, wudja ratha dey pooshed ottua windas?" rotflmao!!!!
I remember that.
I heeded it too
I got a six foot high pile o Ammo
I have no conern about being
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Location: CT | Originally posted by Andrea:
look at Brainslag he has a job in audio and cant work a volume switch and theres jeff with a workshop and no work , cliff with a guitar he cant play , schroeder who thinks Belgium is a place you go on holiday to......i could go on please do.. |
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Location: closely held secret | Glad I stepped out of the line of fire... |
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Location: NJ | I DO hope that Andrea can make it to the next Factory Tour (if there is one).
It'll be so NICE t'have someone there to IRON all of those shirts that come out of our suitcases, so that we all don't looks so "rumpled" as we go about our various inadequacies . . . |
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Location: UK | Nothing i like better than ironing shirts , particularly if the owners are still in them |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ooo ... kinky |
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Location: East Tennessee | Originally posted by Andrea:
Nothing i like better than ironing shirts , particularly if the owners are still in them  |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Originally posted by cliff:
...so that we all don't looks so "rumpled" . . . I might suggest the shirt are not so much 'rumpled' as perfectly fitted..... |
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Location: Cicero, NY | And there goes lunch. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | be sure to comb out your mustache... |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Shaved it.
Last year.
Thanks for noticing. |
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| Killer!
:D :D :D |
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Location: NJ | The "70's porn look" wasn't workin' for him . . .
. . . everywhere he went, he kept hearing a wah-wah. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by Weaser P:
Shaved it.
Last year.
Thanks for noticing. I noticed, Wease...
but, was hoping it was back for at least this thread... |
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