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Location: Phoenix AZ | Play along and let's see where this goes:
I Will Shat My Pants When ...
I walk into the inner wood room at GC and see a textured top Adamas hanging with the Martins and Taylors.
Ok, next ??? |
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Location: East Tennessee | When I find a GC salesperson that actually has some knowledge of an Adamas.
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | When I find a GC salesperson that actually has knowledge of guitars.
Next... |
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Location: ms | When i find a GC salesperson thats as old as my under pants!!!!!
more please... |
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Location: big island | what's a GC? :rolleyes:
be it good or bad, right or wrong, we ain't got 'em in hawaii. |
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | "I woke up screaming from the nightmare of seeing an Adamas in GC...so much so I discovered I had wet the bed from the knowledge that it couldn't be real" |
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Location: Scotland | Dave, can we please get the grammar correct here "Shat" is the past tense. It should be "I Will Shit My Pants When...." Shat only works retrospectively, as in "I shat my pants when I walked into the inner wood room at GC and saw a textured top Adamas hanging with the Martins and Taylors" |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Paul, I KNOW that. I was trying to protect the minors around here by grammatical deception.
I will shat my pants when ...
Paul Templeman says the rosary. |
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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | Minors wear hard-hats with lights on them for protection.
[Hey! That is post #1718... Did I win a 1718?] |
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Location: big island | so...the way i understand it, GC's are the "bain" of guitar marketing. |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | Randy, Guitar Center has it's place...only not for Ovations and / or Adamas'.
So...let me restart the conversation..
I will shat (sorry Paul) my pants when...someone says "Beggin...you have to play this gig with us, there is no one better!" ;) |
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Location: Scotland | Originally posted by Tupperware:
Paul, I KNOW that. I was trying to protect the minors around here by grammatical deception.
I will shat my pants when ...
Paul Templeman says the rosary. Ah, now I get it. It's like when the writers of "Father Ted" created the word "Feck" |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | I believe that the 1581 is still hanging in the Cherry Hill GC here...
Shat away. |
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Location: big island | they should have accepted my offer, crimson! |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | I will shat my pants when;
fOnder/Evation starts building electric guitars again! |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Randy - yeah.. that was messed up. In a year from now it'll probably be nailed to the ceiling. I don't think it can go any higher on the wall. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | When SWMBO says, "Go ahead and buy Cholloway's Slothead, honey. You deserve it." |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by Mark in Boise:
When SWMBO says, "Go ahead and buy Cholloway's Slothead, honey. You deserve it." :D :D :D :D :D :D |
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Location: ms | I'll shat my pants when...
Tupperware says,I played a pretty nice Taylor today!! |
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Location: Brisbane Australia | ISMPW
Anyone in an Australian guitar store actually knows whan an Ovation guitar is.
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Location: Brisbane Australia | Or looks like :D :D |
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Location: Tidal Mudflats of Virginia | I'll shat my pants when...
SWMBO says "let's move the guitars into the living room...there's more wall space and you can buy more to fill up the empty space"
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Location: Brisbane Australia | Did you get that on tape? :D :D :D :D |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by gulfcoast:
I'll shat my pants when...
Tupperware says,I played a pretty nice Taylor today!! I just shat my pants reading your post! |
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Location: NJ | You COULD re-phrase it to:
I will HAVE shat my pants when . . . |
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| .....when cliff starts asking for Christian Music.
Ooops. Excuse me while I go change. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | the Acoustic Guitar forum starts good talking Ovations, glowingly. |
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Location: Michigan | What a fantastic musician????? GWB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfR-8ptAt5k |
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Location: Flushing, MI | I will shite (how's THAT one?) when someone makes a resophonic deep bowl roundback! |
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Location: enid, ok | Please...enough of this shat, shite or whatever it is. I can't stand anymore... |
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Location: Montréal, québec, Canada | I will chier in my pants (french) wen I'm familiar with my computer so I can show you my new Tornado pictures. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Mais oui! |
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Location: CT | My wee? ... on your shoes?? (um... remember that one?? LOL!) |
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Location: Sunshine State, Australia | Originally posted by Paul Templeman:
It's like when the writers of "Father Ted" created the word "Feck" Then Cliff changed it to f@ck! |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Didn't Father Ted pass away at something like 45 years old? Too bad, I thought he was damn funny.
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| He did - heart attack. Dermot Morgan died at the party to celebrate the end of the series which had been completed the previous day. RIP.
Few comedians have been so hated by the Roman Catholic church, so I guess he's now either burning for all eternity or sitting next to Martin Luther laughing down at the Antichrist in his pit of brimstone. If only they could send back to let us know which. |
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